But David DeCoteau has just started producing and directing kids' movies. I haven't seen any of them -- I don't think I actually want to -- but no doubt they are set in the same world, gay-free but overbrimming with muscle hunks.
1. Christmas Spirit (2011). A teenager who's lost the Christmas Spirit gets it back with the help of an angel. With Jason Brooks, Aaron Jagger, and Bryan Craig.
2. A Halloween Puppy (2012): A boy accidentally turns his mother's model-boyfriend into a puppy. With Lucas Adams, Evan Crooks, and Ryan Greco (top left)
3. A Talking Cat? (2013). A single mom and a single dad, both with teenage male models in the family, fall in love, thanks to a talking cat. With Justin Cone and Daniel Dannas (left).
6. My Stepbrother is a Vampire? (2013). A single mom and a single dad, one with a teenage daughter and the other with a teenage vampire-male model, fall in love. With Jud Birza, Seth Austin, Nick Galarza, and Cody Beverstock (top right).
Where does DeCoteau find them all? And more to the point, why does he bother to fill his movies with them, even children's movies where the cast rarely unbuttons a button?