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Whilc looking at Tony Cavalero's work on the IMDB, I found This Fucking Town, a TV short about "actors looking for love and work in L.A." When I lived in West Hollywood, about half my friends were "actors looking for love and work" so I tried to check it out. But it didn't seem to exist. Tubi and Roku advertised it, but "content isn't available." A rave revew made it sound like an entire web series, not just a short, but the links provided led to "content unavailable."
At the party, Jeremy runs into his ex, Caitlin, who thinks all actors are pathetic losers. She took a witchcraft class and put a spell on him, to ensure that he will never find work (conicidentally, Tony Cavalero's wife Annie is a magic practitioner).
Jeremy sneers that her new guy, Brett (Tony Cavalero), is an actor, too, but Caitlin counters that he's a personal trainer. "So you hold people's feet while they do sit-ups!". Brett stomps off.
Believe me, life in West Hollywood was a lot more fun than this short/ web series/ movie suggests. Gay men definitely existed. And celebrities. Ten days after I arrived, I was having lunch with Michael J. Fox.
I met Keanu Reeves at a post-Oscar party, got snubbed by Robin Williams, had coffee with Richard Dreyfuss...
Saw Christopher Atkins' stuff -- in real life, not in his many videos -- and became a sort of friend.
Had a late-night...um...visit with Lou Ferrigno, The Incredible Hulk
And dated...well, he's still not out, but he was a teen idol, back in the day.
Finally I found it as a movie on Amazon Prime, and rented it out of sheer frustration.
It starts out ok, with Mark (Michael Mark Friedman) flexing and Jeremy (Gregory Hoyt, left) dancing in his underwear. They meet up.
Heading to a party, Jeremy is worried meeting someone new: they always dump him the moment they discover that he is hung. Really?
At the party, Jeremy runs into his ex, Caitlin, who thinks all actors are pathetic losers. She took a witchcraft class and put a spell on him, to ensure that he will never find work (conicidentally, Tony Cavalero's wife Annie is a magic practitioner).
Jeremy sneers that her new guy, Brett (Tony Cavalero), is an actor, too, but Caitlin counters that he's a personal trainer. "So you hold people's feet while they do sit-ups!". Brett stomps off.
That's all for Tony: one word.
Then the movie turns into a soap opera about heterosexual relationships, with six lengthy kissing scenes amid discussions of auditions and roles. No more beefcake, and no LGBT people exist. Ugh!
Believe me, life in West Hollywood was a lot more fun than this short/ web series/ movie suggests. Gay men definitely existed. And celebrities. Ten days after I arrived, I was having lunch with Michael J. Fox.
More after the break. Caution: Explicit.
I met Keanu Reeves at a post-Oscar party, got snubbed by Robin Williams, had coffee with Richard Dreyfuss...
Saw Christopher Atkins' stuff -- in real life, not in his many videos -- and became a sort of friend.
Had a late-night...um...visit with Lou Ferrigno, The Incredible Hulk
Saw John Amos of Roots and Good Times at the gym.
And dated...well, he's still not out, but he was a teen idol, back in the day.
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