Dylan Everett: The depressed Degrassi teen buddy-bonds with three gay guys, wears tight jeans, joins the army. With a lot of backsides and a Dylan d*ck

 

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I'm not usually into backsides -- I prefer the side that with the chest, abs, and beneath the belt stuff  -- but the backside on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends is a thing of beauty.  It belongs  Dylan Everett, then 26, who you probably know as Campbell Saunders on the Canadian teen soap Degrassi: The Next Generation. 

 Cam appears in Season 12 (2012-13) as a "good-hearted, gentle, nice, shy, cool, and sweet" hockey player who rejects an offer of friendship from the gay kid Tristan, for fear of being assumed gay himself, but then apologizes.  They hang out, and he begins dating Tristan's friend Maya.  But anxiety and depression take their toll, and his plot arc ends with suicide.

Born in Toronto in 1995, Dylan began acting in commercials at age ten, and moved into television with The Doodlebops, "the ultimate rock n roll band for kids."   He first played the friend of a gay kid in Breakfast with Scott (2007): a "straight-acting" gay couple (Tom Cavanaugh, Ben Shenkman) become the guardians of a flamboyantly femme boy (Noah Benett).

A lot of teencoms and tv movies followed, notably How to Be Indie (2009-2011): the Indian-Canadian girl has two friends, a teencom standard: Abbie (a girl) and Marlon (Dylan), who according to the fan wiki is "always full of bright ideas," but sometimes annoying.  He wears pants that are so tight, he can't sit down, has a gay-subtext boyfriend, John Lu (Jason Jia), and displays no interest in girls -- obviously gay.  At least until the showrunners decided to queerbait by giving him a girlfriend in Episode 49.

Next the busy teenager simultaneously appeared on
Degrassi and starred in the teencom Wingin' It (2010-13): To earn his wings,  apprentice angel Porter (Demetrius Joyette) must help outcast high schooler Carl (Dylan) become popular.  I'm not sure how much of an outcast Carl is, since he has the standard teencom two friends, Jane and Alex (Brian Alexander White), but most episodes involve crushing on girls, competing with Porter for girls, asking girls out, and so on.  Apparently popularity means having a girlfriend.

Dylan played Mark-Paul Gosselaer in The Unauthorized "Saved by the Bell" Story (2014), himself in Dylan (2015), the young Dean Winchester in three episodes of Supernatural (2013-15), and a heterosexual teenager in Undercover Grandpa (2017).  

He has a n*de scene in All About Who You Know (2019): an aspiring screenwriter tries to meet his idol by arranging a romcom-style romance with the guy's daughter. Or you could just call him.

AusCaps has a scene where his friend Austin (Stephen Joffe) wakes up in bed with a guy, and looks surprised but does not recoil in homophobic horror, so maybe he has a gay plotline.

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Phil of the Future's Future: Former Disney teen Raviv Ullman on the Torah, wearing dresses, and his d*ck

  

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On an uncomfortably humid episode of Broad City, set during a sopping-wet New York summer -- I've been there -- besties Abbi and Ilana try to beat the heat by buying, borrowing, or stealing an air conditioner.  Humorous or uncomfortable excursions follow, such as sex with a sopping-wet Seth Rogan, and holing up in a dorm room at New York University, smoking weed with -- and making out with -- two boys.  You'd think that someone hanging out in a college dorm room would be a college student, right?  No, they're high school students, age 16.

And one of them is Phil of the Future!

If you weren't watching the Disney Channel on Friday nights in 2004, you might not have noticed, among the girl-centric teencoms like That's So Raven, Lizzie McGuire, and Kim Possible, the boy-centric Phil of the Future.  A time-machine mishap strands a family from 2124 in our century, where they must adjust to primitive technology while keeping their secret. Phil, played by Ricky Ullman, immediately meets a girl, with whom he shares adventures while falling in love. Careful, dude, she could be your great-grandmother.

No gay subtexts here: hetero-romance is the beginning and end of everyone's story.  But there were a lot of cute guys,  or guys who would grow up to be cute, like Evan Peters, whose butt you have seen many times on American Horror Story.  It was certainly better than watching Raven's psychic flashes.

After Phil, Ricky moved on to teen s*x comedies like Prom Wars, grown-up s*x comedies like How to Make Love to a Woman, and Rita Rocks, a Lifetime sitcom about a middle-aged lady who starts a garage band.

The straight-to-DVD Driftwood, 2006, was a change of pace dramatic role: David is sent to an "attitude adjustment camp." He befriends Noah, there to be "cured" of being gay, and helps him solve the murder of his boyfriend.  

This also marks the moment that Raviv dropped the stage name "Ricky" and came out as Jewish. He's actually Orthodox, and devout; his grandfather was a rabbi.

Contest, 2013, features a bully and his victim working together to win a contest.  I haven't seen it, but it appears to be all gay-subtext: the victim also gets a girlfriend. 

Strangers, 2017, not to be confused with Strangers, 2018, is a Facebook series about a young woman who makes extra money by renting out a room.  Isn't that called having a roommate?  She gets a girlfriend -- or two -- it's hard to tell from the trailer. Raviv plays Rory in three episodes.

I thought Raviv starred in Newsies on Broadway, but I can't find any reference. His theatrical credits include Bad Guys, The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner, Death Trap (which features a gay kiss), and Usual Girls. 

This is from Spring Break 83, a "raunchy comedy" set to be released in 2012, but shut down by the actors' and technicians' union because they weren't being paid.

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Rating Adam Devine's backside, with DJ Nick's and a few d*cks for comparison

Previous: Adam's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 4: A s*x party, a doobie ph*llic symbol, two birthdays, and a tight b*tthole

Link to the backsides

In August 2019, Adam Devine, star of Workaholics and soon-to-be star of The Righteous Gemstones,  visited the Tap and Grill Lakeside Brew Haus in Gravois Mills, Missouri, in the Lake of the Ozarks, about two hours from Kansas City. 

DJ Nick (I won't use his real last name) got a photo with him, which he posted on Facebook. Fortunately for fanboys, it's on the lakefront so shirts are optional. 

So far, so hot.  But look at the Facebook comments:

"Very tight b*, my friend."

"That is so tight b*!"

"Tight b*!"

Question: whose b* are they talking about, Adam's or Nick's?  Let's find out.

Nick  a professional DJ working out of Kansas City, and the Lake of the Ozarks during the summer.  Here he plays Captain America in an American flag jockstrap.  Nice bulge, dude, but what about your backside?

My usual hookup sites didn't yield a lot of potential n*de photos, but the one posted on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends might.   

For comparison purposes, I included Tyler Labine's front. 

Nick with his brother Todd.  Maybe we could get a photo of Todd's backside?

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Desperately searching for the gay South Asian character, or any gay character, on the Disney teencom "Vampirina." With bonus South Asian men

   

The Disney Channel's Vampirina  (2025) has the standard Disney teencom tropes: forbidden love, a secret identity, a performing arts high school: Vampire Vampirina Hauntley (really?) must hide her fangness from her mortal classmates, and falls in love with Elijah Van Helsing (Shaun Dixon), unaware that he is a Van Helsing, a born vampire slayer (wouldn't the names give them away?).    But the creator is a lesbian, and one of the cast members is gay actor Aariq Manji. 

Aariq, son or Rizwan Manji (Schitt's Creek, Peacemaker),  has eight acting credits on the IMDB, including episodes of Shameless, Best Foot Forward, and Ramadan America.  He starred in Blue Boy (2022), about an Indian-American boy who thinks he's an incarnation of Krishna (depicted with blue skin).  

Turns out he's "just gay." 

 Sachir Bhatt (top photo), who plays a gay Marine in Boots (2025),  plays the real Lord Krishna. 

 

More probable representation: a Redditor complains that the vampire girl's companion, the ghost of a child who has been dead for 300 years (Milo Makarika), is a gay stereotype.

As of this writing, Milo Makarika is 12 years old.  He quotes Aristotle, is a fan of Buster Keaton, and sang the Frank Sinatra fav "Fly Me to the Moon" at the Jazz Up Kids Concert in Thailand.  Probably gay, too. 

With all of that representation in the cast, there's bound to be some gay characters at the School for the Performing Arts, probably Cody, the Ghost Companion, and some extras.  I'll review Episode 1.3, which has a school dance.

Scene 1:  A teacher complains about having to hang banners for the Welcome Dance.  Vampirina is all excited; "It's not every day that a vampire is invited to participate in a time-honored human tradition."  Her Friend tells her that she needs to invite someone special, "someone who give you butterflies in your stomach."  At least she doesn't specify that it has to be  a boy.

Vampirina knows just who to ask, as Elijah walks by. Otherwise the hallway is deserted.  Would it kill you to spring for some extras, Disney?

Scene 2: Elijah on his bunk in a room, examining the vampire-slaying stake that Mom sent him.  Whoa, that set is as plastic and artificial as a department store window.  So far I'm not pleased with the verisimiltude of this show.   He's shocked by his destructive super-strength, but attributes it to working out too much.

A Mean Girl enters and points out that they're best friends, and Beautiful People, so they should go to the dance together.  Nope, he's going to ask Vampirina.  She tries to hide her disappointment.  

Meanwhile, Vampirina and her Friend pick out their outfits for the dance, while Ghost Companion (Milo Makarika) frets: there's a Van Helsing lurking around, so it isn't safe. 

In other news, famous DJ Mini Monster, an alumnus of the school, will be at the dance!  So is this a school for paranormal beings?

Scene 3: The cafeteria.  Teacher tells Vampirina's Friend that Mini Monster broke his wrist and can't DJ, so will she do it?  So why mention him at all?  "No, I'm just starting out, I haven't decided on a persona yet."  Teacher knows that she took two cartons of milk at lunch, and blackmails her into agreeing. Kids need milk, lady.  Why can't she have two?

Meanwhile, Elijah asks Vampirina to the dance with a heart-shaped pizza.  Uh-oh, her fangs emerge and won't retract!  She gets all flustered, covers her mouth, and runs away without giving him an answer. 

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Gulliver's Travels: Classic literature, tie-up games, and heterosexism

When I was a kid,  fictional books were strictly divided into "boy" and "girl."  Boys got tales of swashbuckling adventure: Treasure Island, The Three Musketeers, Ivanhoe. Girls got families and horses: Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, Little Women, Misty of Chincoteague.

Both boys and girls got Swiss Family Robinson and Gulliver's Travels, maybe because they had both families and swashbuckling.

Although the hero of Jonathan Swift's 1726 satire visits many fantasy countries, including Laputa, Balnibarbi, Luggnagg, Glubbdubdrib and Japan, the bowlderized versions we read invariabley concentrated on Lilliput, the land of the little people, and omitted the parody of nitpicking religion.

The main illustration was invariably Gulliver on the beach, tied by innumerable tiny ropes. It was strangely erotic, with Lilliputians walking all over Gulliver's body (sometimes standing directly on his bulge, as if it was a little hill).  It was hard to resist imagining a comparison between a Lilliputian and Gulliver's  endowment.

The oroginal novel ontained no heterosexual romance.  Indeed, after Gulliver's stay among the sentient-horse Houyhnhnms, he can barely stand to be in the same room with his wife. But film versions always had to add some.

The 1939 Fleischer animated version popped up on tv occasionally. It stayed in Lilliput, and had Gulliver facilitating a Romeo-and-Juliet style romance.

The Three Worlds of Gulliver (1960) saddled the hapless merchant (played by gay actor Kerwin Mathews, left) with a fiancee who shares in the adventure.

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DMV: Workplace sitcom with Keefe, the guy from "Peacemaker," and a hot archaeologist

 

Tony Cavalero, previously Keefe on The Righteous Gemstones, has been promoting his next big project, the CBS/Paramount Plus workplace comedy DMV.  (The Department of Motor Vehicles.)

I'm not sure:

1. Do I really want to watch 23 minutes of endless lines, demands for obscure documents, and nonsensical rules that change from moment to moment?  

2. Keefe was an anomaly.  Otherwise Tony has played only excessively hetero-horny characters.  I don't even know if he's bisexual in real life, or was pretending to fuel viewer speculation about Keefe (some viewers weren't convinced, even after he married Kelvin).  So I doubt that his character will be gay.

But I'll give it a try.  Season 1, Episode 1.

Scene 1: Horror-inducing establishing shot at the DMV.  The main cast give driving tests.

Colette: a dour guy (Maxime LeFebre-Martel) who has a shovel and a woman's shoe in the back seat. She thinks he's a murderer.

Maxime LeFebre-Martel is an IT support technician from Gatineau, Quebec. He has no previous acting credits.  

Old Guy Gregg (Tim Meadows) tests a hoarder with all of her possessions in the back seat, including a ferret who squirts him.

Vic (Tony Cavalero) steers his guy (Hudson Greenough) to  a fast food place and orders "two cheeseburgers, two fries, and two chocolate shakes."  Aww, he's buying lunch.  "And get something for yourself," har har. 

Hudson Greenough has a degree in Classics from the University of Toronto, and works as a teacher during the school year and an archaeologist during the summer.   He has five acting credits on the IMDB, including The Hardy Boys, Deadly Inferno, and Lady Ada's Secret Society.

Potential n*de photo on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.

Scene 2: Colette enters the DVM and thinks the new guy, Hot Noa (Alex Tarrant), is waving at her.  He's not.  She is embarrassed.

Alex Tarrant is a New Zealand-born actor and surfer.  He is straight in real life. 

He is busily dealing with an obnoxious applicant (Mark Feuerstein) who brought an expired passport to get his driver's license renewed, and insults him for not taking it. 

Manager Barbara calls the three driving testers to her cubicle. The good news: She has just been made manager.  The bad news: Today consultants are coming to...um...observe their branch because they are doing such a good job. 

Scene 3: The consultants arrive, the middle-aged Dan (Gerry Dee) and a woman named Kshitija.  Anti-Indian joke about her name being hard to pronounce.   

Big reveal - they're not observing because this branch is so competent.  They're going to choose one of the four Hollywood DMVs to fire all the workers and go automated. Couldn't you just fire the incompetent ones and transfer the others to another branch?

Uh-oh, the elderly lady who gets tested all the time arrives.  The others tell Vic that it's his turn to deal with her, but he complains that they should be assigned test subjects based on their strengths: for instance, he'll take the white entitled, and any teens with hot moms.   Heterosexual identity established at Minute 6.2.  That leaves Gregg and Noa.  

Moving on, the guys suggest that Colette make a move on her crush, Hot Noa, before the Hot Girl gets her claws into him.  

Scene 4: Colette takes the old lady on her driving test. She zooms through cones and into cutouts of people, whil the consultants watch in horror. 

Cut to Hetero-Horny Vic in the break room, crushing potato chips onto his lunch sub (actually Old Guy Gregg's, stolen from the refrigerator).  He suggests to Mean Girl, the DMV's photographer,  that if they're both single at age 40, they get married. Mean Girl is shocked: "Aren't you like 55?"  

Manager Barbara continues to lie that the consultants are observing because they're the best.  

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Adam Devine's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1: Forehead presses, party poopers, divine d*cks, and Kermit the Frog

 

This is a collection of hot or humorous photos of Adam Devine.  I've already posted almost all of his n*de shots available, but not to worry, there are lots of photos of other guys.

Link to the n*de dudes

1. The "I lost my swimsuit in the ocean" excuse is getting old, buddy.

2. Adam's physique has been compared to Schwarzenegger's.  Not favorably, just compared.

3.  "I know he's not much to look at, but he makes me laugh." Girl, you’re looking in the wrong place .

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4. Oh, for...three years of Kelvin/Keefe forehead presses, and now this!  Just kiss him, and save us all a lot of aggravation!

5. In The Out-Laws, Adam plays a hapless bank manager who butts heads with rival manager Dean Winters, here giving an Oz nude salute.

6. Adam's new commode, for turning bathroom time into fun time. It looks nice and all, but how do you poop?

More Adam after the break

Aidan Merwarth: Finn's wannabe boyfriend, pencil company exec, juvenile delinquent, brat. With 3 d*cks and inconclusive social media

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In Season 2 of Unprisoned, gay-coded Finn (Faly Rakotohavana) and his family go to group therapy. Mom complains  that he spends all day online, not interacting with anyone in real life, so he'll never "fall in love, get married, and have a nice life."  I'm not getting into the assumption that you have to be married to have a nice life.  The therapist assigns Finn to "make a friend," presumably a friend that he could fall in love with.

He invites Spencer (Aidan Merwarth) to his room, but doesn't want to play video games or watch tv or anything.  Dude, if you're not going to make out with him, at least give him something to do.

Spencer plays with his phone for awhile, gets bored, calls Finn a "baby" (you wanted a real man?), and leaves.  He re-appears at the college fair to taunt Finn again.  Well, can you blame him?  Dude thought he was going to at least get some smooching.

Finn remains gay-vague, his s&xual identity unconfirmed through two seasons.  

I wanted to know about this guy who is playing a gay subtext or maybe gay-text teenager.

He was born in July 2002, so as of this writing he's 22 years old. He's from San Antonio, and homeschooled, which means either he's a fundamentalist Christian, or he goes on so many auditions that he has no time for school. 

 

He has 133 friends on Facebook.  

He's an acrobatic gymnast.  In 2015, at the International Acro Cup in Poland. Aidan and his sister Devon won second place in the mixed pair 11-16 age range

He attended the Los Angeles Film School, graduating with a B.S. in Animation in 2025.

He has eight acting credits on the IMDB.

A Girl Named Jo (2019). on Brat TV, features two girls trying to unravel a mystery at Attaway High School in 1963.  Aidan appears in four episodes as Felix, apparently Jo's boyfriend.

Another Brat TV series, Crazy Fast (2019), has a group of outsiders join the track team at Attaway High. Colin McCalla (n*de picture on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends) stars.  Aidan plays Eamon, a runner "whose past with Rowan threatens everything."

Another straight guy, darn it.

The Forgotten Place is a short about Eric (Jeff Locker), who wants a friend.  He finds one (Brian Flaccus), but apparently he means a platonic friendship.

In Saving Paradise (2021), a "ruthless corporate executive" (William Moseley) has to return to his small town when he inherits his father's struggling pencil factory. At Christmastime.  He has to save it and win The Girl (named Charlie, just to fool you into thinking there's a gay romance).

So Paradise is a pencil factory?  I guess it beats saving the annual Christmas festival.  Aidan plays the  rutless corporate executive as a teenager, already in love with The Girl.

But a pencil factory?  When was the last time you used a pencil?  Or saw one?

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Nicholas Hamilton: From depressed Outback teen to curious superhero, a gay actor into cocktails and girls

 The n*de celebrity subreddit posted some photos of actor Nicholas Hamilton.   Never heard of him, but according to Wikipedia,  he is gay, and came out at age 18.  So researching this guy will be easy: I just need to answer the third question in my profile: has he played any gay characters?

But doubtless someone who has been out since he started in show business will choose only gay roles.  Why would he want to play a straight character?

More bio: Nic was born in 2000 and grew up in Alstonville, New South Wales about 2 1/2 hours south of Brisbane.  His first acting role was Elvis Presley in a grade school play.  He decided on an acting career after his uncle died of cancer in 2011. 

His on-screen career begins with an episode of the Australian teencom The Mako Mermaids (2013) and a lot of shorts:

Time (2013): A boy is bullied due to his belief in time travel.

The Streak (2013): In spite of the misleading title, not about streaking, about a man who wants to honor the memory of his dead father by ending his evil uncle's "cricket streak."  So I guess Uncle always beat Dad at the game of cricket?

Jackrabbit (2013): A boy in the Outback has an abusive father.

There are lots more, but I'm fast-forwarding to Nic's full-length movies:

Strangerland (2015): a teenager (Nic) and his sister disappear in the Outback.  So, like Picnic at Hanging Rock?  

"There is a stillness in the air, and I'm in it. There are no sounds, no whispers, no shadows, no darkness. And just for a moment, there is no 'you', no 'me'. And I'm not lost."

Sounds like he's into his sister. 

Captain Fantastic (2016): in spite of the misleading title, it's not about superheroes, it's about a family living off the grid because they want to be critical thinkers or something.  Nic plays one of the children.

It (2017) and It: Chapter 2 (2019): Nic plays Henry Bowers, a sadistic bully who torments the Losers Club.  Turns out that he's the puppet of the transdimensional being known as It.  In the original novel, he's bisexual, doing things with a girl and a boy; but this does not occur in the movie.

In 2018, Nic graduate from high school and came out. Now we'll see the gay roles, right?

Endless (2020): High school graduates are separated by a tragic accident, one goes to limbo, and the other finds a way for them to get together again.  So, Orpheus and Eurydice?   It's heterosexual high schoolers played by Nic and a girl. 

In spite of the misleading title, the tv series Action Royale is not a spy spoof: A teen (Nic) starts an underground e-sports ring to pay off his father's gambling debts. He gets a girlfriend.

Brave the Dark (2023): High schooler Nate (Nic) is "engulfed by darkness" due to "traumatic childhood memories."  He's taken in by his drama teacher in 1973 and 1986.  None of the reviews mention gay characters.

Three movies, all straight?  Let's hope you do a better job of LGBT representation in your tv shows, buddy.

A 2020 episode of Love, Victor, about a gay guy trying to come out. Rahim (Anthony Keyvan) makes a date with Charlie (Nic) on a gay app, but when they meet in person, the dude rejects him for being too feminine. 

8 episodes of The Pradeeps of Pittsburgh (2024): An FBI agent is trying to deport the Indian-American family next door.  Then his son (Nic) falls in love with their daughter in a Romeo-and-Juliet thing. 

5 episodes of Gen V (2023-25), an Amazon Prime series about a superhero academy.  Maveric (Nic), who can turn invisible, is dating a girl who can turn into an alpaca (he's into it).  He admits to peeking at both men and women in the shower while invisible, but that's more curiosity than expression of bi interest. Dude is definitely hetero-romantic.

One episode as gay, 14 as straight or straight-ish.  7% is not a great record.

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The 5 Most Horrible DMVs

The DMV is the Department of Motor Vehicles, the most horrifying, soul-destroying institution every invented in the board rooms of hell.  Its sole function is to cause you as much pain and torment as possible.

Every time you move to a new state, you must devote at least one full day, probably more, to being tortured at the DMV.

And I've moved to a lot of new states.

 Here are the worst DMVs, in order:

1. Ohio.  There are two places to go, one to get your new license and the other for your registration, on opposite sides of town, neither with titles that sound like what they are ("Assistant County Examiner" or something).  The registration one is only open on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but not if it is raining: "The license examiners will not examine your car in the rain."  Which make sense, I suppose, but if you have only one month from the date you move to the state, finding a free Tuesday or Thursday when it's not raining is difficult.  And finding several (they always send you back for more documents) is almost impossible.

2. Texas.  When I moved to Texas for my horrible year in Hell-fer-Sartain, everybody was brand new at their jobs, having just moved down from the Rust Belt (80% of the population of Hell-fer-Sartain was from Michigan, Ohio, or Indiana. So the clerk filled out the form wrong, and six weeks later my driver's license arrived at a house down the block, with the address wrong and my name spelled wrong.  Six more weeks later, a "replacement" driver's license appeared.

3. Pennsylvania.  At the entrance, there are two lines, with signs stating "With a picture id" and "Without a picture id."  I don't know why I thought they would be telling the truth, after my experiences in California and Ohio, but like a idiot I pulled out my picture id card and waited.  An hour later, I got to the front of the line, and was told "This line is for people who are getting their driver's license for the first time.  That line over there is for people who want to transfer from a new state."  Go wait over there for an hour and a half.

Did I mention that Pennsylvania requires two exhaust emission tests?  From different places on the other side of town from each other.

4. California. Make an appointment in advance, but even then, you are going to be waiting for six hours, until they close and tell everyone to go home and come back in the morning.  Where they say they will take those with appointments yesterday first.  Maybe they do, but it still takes four hours to go through the various lines.  Ten hours altogether.  I hope you packed a lunch.

5. New York.  Don't even think about moving to New York.  The DMV is a nightmare of epic proportions.

Every time I stood in one of the interminable lines, the clerk would invent some other document I needed.

Birth certificate.

The title (it's a leased car, so I don't have the title).

A form sent by the person sitting at a desk in an archive in Vermont who actually has physical access to the title.

My proof of insurance.

No, not proof of insurance coverage that began three months ago; it has to be a form indicating that you have insurance coverage on this exact day.

I went back day after day, talked to different clerks every time, and got different and contradictory information about what forms I would need to fill out.  Finally, after jumping through hoop after hoop,  I was waiting for one last form for Grace from my insurance company to fax the fifth insurance form that they wanted directly to Debbie at the DMV.

"When this one comes in, we'll be done, right?" I asked.  "You'll allow me to register my car in this state?"

"Yes, that's the last document we'll need," Debbie said.  Then: "Well, I'm going home for the day.  Someone else will help you."

"No!  No!" I yelled.  "Someone else will just invent more documents that I need, and I'll have to start all over again."

"Well, my shift is over.  I'm going home."

"Could I come back tomorrow and see you then?  Every DMV clerk has different requirements, so someone else will make me do different things."

"You'd have to step to the back of the line and wait for another hour. Just go to the next person when your form comes in."

I waited.  20 minutes later, Grace faxed over the fifth insurance form .  I wanted in line for the next clerk.

"Oh, you have everything you need, except for the afidavits that you don't have any DUI convictions at any of the previous states that you have lived in.  Just call the local police department at each of the cities you lived in, and have them send you the forms...."

I just noticed that there's no specifically gay content in this post.  So here's a cute guy to tide you over.

See also: DMV: Workplace comedy set in the Department of Motor Vehicles, with Keefe, the guy from "Peacemaker," and a hung archaeologist

Gavin Munn's Cute/Cool Photos, Part 1: Biking, boating, fishing, turning 15. Plus his dad, Skyler Gisondo, and Joe Jonas

 

Link to the NSFW photos

This is a collection of cute/cool photos of Gavin Munn, who plays Jonathan on Raising Dion and Abraham on The Righteous Gemstones.  He was under 18 at the time of the original post, so no beefcake or nude photos, but I may have included a few of his family and friends.

1. The Big 15.  Time for your learner's permit, buddy.

2. Father's Day with Dad and Big Bro.

3. Gavin and Dad in jungle prints.

4. A boy and his boat

5. A dad and his fish

6. A random rear with no connection to Gavin's dad

More Gavin and friends after the break