Researching Clayton Spencer: comic book nut, Wolverine fan, stuntman, Efron's buddy, Fiennes' double. With some Clayton c*cks

 

Link to the n*de photos

This morning the n*de celebrity website posted some photos and videos of Clayton Spencer: he and a woman run through the woods n*ked and are skewered by arrows. 

Ordinarily this would be too heteronrmative to research further, but I was intrigued because:

1. The shots were from Clayton's only movie. How many actors show everything in their first and only movie role?

2. He has only two acting credits and no stunt credits listed on the IMDB, but his photos display him in eight movies.  Which is it?

Searching for "Clayton Spencer" and "actor" or "stunts" yields:

A 10-year old Wiradjuli boy from Sydney, they/them pronouns, who attends the Brolga Dance Academy.  

A teenager who starred in Radium Girls at the Lakeland Performing Arts Center in Florida

Just "Clayton Spenser" revealed: 

The President of Bates College (a woman)

A CEO from Austin

A musician whose album "Roads" is about how he found God.

An attorney in Vancouver.

A professor of chemistry.

At least four college athletes.

Two guys on hookup sites.

A character on Seal Team played by Max Thieriot

I found our Clayton Spencer's Instagram after sorting through eight others: "Spencer for Hire 83," a reference to the crime drama starring Robert Urich (1985-88), and presumably his birth date.  He says that he is from North Carolina, and in the film and "aerospace structure tech industry," but there is no other biographical data.  No pictures of family and friends, nothing from his vacations and the concerts he's attended, no beefcake, just some photos of movies he's been in.

Clayton's Reddit, more of the same: we learn that he lives alone, but otherwise it's all reviews of  Peacemaker and Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, complaints about the Orange Goblin, and "side-mounted my ecoflow alternator charger for better airflow." 

Living alone at age 43?  No personal photos?  I'm beginning to think that Clay Baby is gay. 

An article in The Hollywood Reporter reveals a little more: in 2009, which would have been a few years after his college graduation, "comic book nut" Clayton was working as a teacher in Seoul, Korea.  He stopped at a Quiznos before an opening night screening of X Men: Wolverine.  And Wolverine Hugh Jackman was standing in line behind him!  They chatted briefly. 

Clayton told the story on Reddit, 20th Century Fox found out, and in 2017 flew him to New York for a Logan fan event.  Hugh Jackman remembered the "Quiznos guy" and gave him a t-shirt. Presumably the lady in the middle is Clayton's wife or girlfriend at the time.

Dude keeps his private life private.  So let's check out the movies that he claims to have been in, but the IMDB disagrees: 

More after the break

Into the Shadows (2020): A webseries about high school students fighting paranormal adversaries.  Clayton plays Coach Harrison in one episode.

Red Notice (2021): A buddy heist film starring Dwayne Johnson and Ryan Reynolds.  Clayton says that he played Ryan's father in a scene that was cut.  It must have been a child Ryan, but no such character is listed on the IMDB.

Devotion (2022): Biographical drama featuring Jonathan Majors and Glen Powell (n*de on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends) as wartime buddies. One of them dies. Clayton posts a photo from the mail room scene.

The Menu (2022): An expensive dinner with murder on the menu.  Clayton says that he played the double for Ralph Fiennes (Chef Slowik), but according to the IMDB, that was Ronnie Shalvis.   

Ghosted (2023): A romcom starring Chris Evans.  Clayton states that he played a mercenary on the beach.

Manhunt (2024): After Abraham Lincoln is assassinated,  Edwin Stanton (Tobias Menzies) tries to track down his killer.   Clayton posts a photo of his character hugging Edwin. 

A Family Affair (2024): Movie star Chris (Zac Efron) stars a relationship with Brooke (Nicole Kidman), the mother of his personal assistant (Joey King, a woman).  Clayton doesn't state his role, but he posts a picture of Joey King and says that he spent time with Zac.

Fly Me to the Moon (2024): NASA guy (Channing Tatum) falls in love during the preparation for the launch of Apollo 11 in 1969. Clayton says that he played the body double of Roger Chaffee, but he must mean Peter Wallack (left), the actor who played Chaffee.

Sounds like Clay Baby exaggerates a bit.

Bone Lake (2024): The one with the n*de photos. Romantic couple Diego (Marco Pigossi) and Sage arrive at an isolated cabin for a vacation rental, but due to a booking mixup, another couple, Will (Alex Roe) and Cyd, is already there.  They decide to share.  Turns out that they were lured here: Will and Cyd like to play with, gaslight, terrorize, and hunt unwitting couples.

Clayton and Elaine Reis played two of their previous victims in the 60-second opening sequence, which required them to spend a full day n*ked  in 33-degree temperatures in the Rhode Island woods. Then they were called back for two (indoor) s*x scenes, which the evil Will and Cyd tape and Diego and Sage see later, as they begin to realize that "things are not what they seem." 

Rather explicit scenes (on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends, with the lady parts censored). 

I changed my mind: Clay Baby is definitely straight. 

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