OMG, some jaw-dropping queer codes on "Chad Powers." Russ and Danny are in love! With Zahn backside, Clayne d*ck, and some random Tennessee dudes

  

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This is huge.  This is Glenn and Zy holding hands on Solar Opposites,  Finn on a date with a boy in Unprisoned, Scotty telling Gideon "You knock me out" on The Righteous Gemstones. 

This is Kurt Russell smiling at Patrick Dawson on a dreary November night many years ago, the smile that gave me the first clue that two boys can fall in love. 

 A few weeks ago, I reviewed Episode 1.2 of the Hulu sports series Chad Powers: several years after he was cancelled for being an a-hole, footballer Russ (Glen Powell) tries to get into the game by pretending to be high school superstar Chad Powers and playing for  he South Georgia State College Catfish.  

He is assisted by Danny (Frankie Rodriguez), the team mascot, who gives him a place to stay, provides his prosthetic cheeks, and makes sure that the back story details he ad-libs are consistent.

They aren't at all consistent,  but Coach Hudson (Steve Zahn) is desperate for a winning season, so he doesn't dig too deeply.

Danny displays a few queer codes, but doesn't express any same-sex interest.  Frankie Rodriguez stated in an interview that it's nice to play a gay character where being gay is not the main thing about him, but I wasn't happy.  Most viewers won't notice, or will dismiss the queer codes with "Straight guys do that.  It doesn't make him gay."

Then came Episode 1.4.  I'll do a brief synopsis to get to the jaw-dropping part.

Scene 1: On the bus en route to an away game in Knoxville, the Coach presumes that Chad/Russ and Danny are boyfriends, even though they aren't sitting together.  He personally doesn't care, but they will in Tennessee, so keep it closeted.  

Chad/Russ claims that they're not boyfriends, they're brothers: Danny's family fostered him for a few years, and then Chad/Russ's family fostered Danny.  This makes no sense, and doesn't fit the established back story at all, but the Coach just shrugs.  Whatever, he's a good player.

Scene 2: At the hotel, Assistant Coach Dobbs (Clayne Crawford, right) cautions the players to not "spread any cheeks" tonight, so they'll be rested for the big game (while looking directly at Chad/Russ, also assuming that he and Danny are boyfriends). 

Bedtime is 11:00 pm.  If you're not in your room by bed check, you don't play tomorrow. 

Scene 3: Problem: someone left the cap off the glue, so there's no way to affix Russ's prosthetic cheeks.  The ones he is wearing will fall apart by morning.  What to do?

"There must be prosthetic glue somewhere in Knoxville," Russ suggests. 

The other players have invited some fans, including Mean Girl Sasha, to a pre-bedtime party in their room. Russ and Danny steal her car keys so they can drive to a Halloween store.

Noticing the messiness of Mean Girl Sasha's car, Russ exclaims "Girls are gross!" 

"But not Assistant Coach Ricky?  Don't you have a crush on her?"

"Heck, no.  She's just nice, that's all."  So you don't like girls, Russ?  I did notice that you brought a dude to the club in Episode 1.   "And she's being nice to Chad, not Russ."

"Yeah, she'd hate Russ.  She's not into f*kboys." A f*kboy is someone who treats his partners like objects.  So Danny doesn't think of Russ as a potential partner because he wants something more meaningful?

Scene 3: At the Halloween store, Russ notices his face on a Halloween costume: "A-Hole Quarterback."  He's depressed, but Danny tries to console him by suggesting that the model was another a-hole "with frosted tips and a cubic zirconia ear stud."  

A big guy bought the last bottle of glue, and is using it to apply a mask.  Russ wants Danny to ask him for the glue, but he refuses: "Bears are not my type."  What about A-hole quarterbacks?

So Russ approaches and starts a conversation.  It's a mask of the rival team; he's planning to wear it to the game tomorrow in honor of his dad.  

While they are talking, Danny steals the glue.  That's a lot of theft, buddy. Aren't you supposed to be encouraging Russ to become a better person?  

Scene 4: The Bear notices and chases them out of the store. 

Another problem: Someone broke into the car and stole their stuff, including Danny's $180 airpods and the prosthetic cheeks! 

They track down the guy,  but he starts shooting, so they run away.  And Russ cut his hand on the broken glass in the car! 

Scene 5: The wait at the ER is too long --bed check is in an hour -- so Russ orders Danny to find some bandages.  He'll take care of his injury himself.

Danny: "You can't order me around. Am I your employee?"

Russ: "I don't wanna litigate the nature of our...whatever this is...right now."  It's a friendship.  Why is it so hard to define?  Unless....

 Danny is incensed over his refusal to name their relationship "Our whatever? I save your *ss again and again and again..."

Russ:  "You're just hanging out with me because of Chad.  Chad makes you relevant." 

More arguing.  Each accuses the other of using him, not really loving...I mean caring about him, and finally Russ orders Danny to leave.  

"Ok, if you don't need anyone, get your own goddam glue."  He dumps the glue out onto the floor and storms out.

Russ sits there for awhile, upset over the breakup.  Back to his problem: they use medical adhesive in hospitals.  He steals some, bandages his hurt hand, and rushes back to the hotel.  

The jaw-dropping scene after the break.  

Dylan Everett: The depressed Degrassi teen buddy-bonds with three gay guys, wears tight jeans, joins the army. With a lot of backsides and a Dylan d*ck

 

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I'm not usually into backsides -- I prefer the side that with the chest, abs, and beneath the belt stuff  -- but the backside on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends is a thing of beauty.  It belongs  Dylan Everett, then 26, who you probably know as Campbell Saunders on the Canadian teen soap Degrassi: The Next Generation. 

 Cam appears in Season 12 (2012-13) as a "good-hearted, gentle, nice, shy, cool, and sweet" hockey player who rejects an offer of friendship from the gay kid Tristan, for fear of being assumed gay himself, but then apologizes.  They hang out, and he begins dating Tristan's friend Maya.  But anxiety and depression take their toll, and his plot arc ends with suicide.

Born in Toronto in 1995, Dylan began acting in commercials at age ten, and moved into television with The Doodlebops, "the ultimate rock n roll band for kids."   He first played the friend of a gay kid in Breakfast with Scott (2007): a "straight-acting" gay couple (Tom Cavanaugh, Ben Shenkman) become the guardians of a flamboyantly femme boy (Noah Benett).

A lot of teencoms and tv movies followed, notably How to Be Indie (2009-2011): the Indian-Canadian girl has two friends, a teencom standard: Abbie (a girl) and Marlon (Dylan), who according to the fan wiki is "always full of bright ideas," but sometimes annoying.  He wears pants that are so tight, he can't sit down, has a gay-subtext boyfriend, John Lu (Jason Jia), and displays no interest in girls -- obviously gay.  At least until the showrunners decided to queerbait by giving him a girlfriend in Episode 49.

Next the busy teenager simultaneously appeared on
Degrassi and starred in the teencom Wingin' It (2010-13): To earn his wings,  apprentice angel Porter (Demetrius Joyette) must help outcast high schooler Carl (Dylan) become popular.  I'm not sure how much of an outcast Carl is, since he has the standard teencom two friends, Jane and Alex (Brian Alexander White), but most episodes involve crushing on girls, competing with Porter for girls, asking girls out, and so on.  Apparently popularity means having a girlfriend.

Dylan played Mark-Paul Gosselaer in The Unauthorized "Saved by the Bell" Story (2014), himself in Dylan (2015), the young Dean Winchester in three episodes of Supernatural (2013-15), and a heterosexual teenager in Undercover Grandpa (2017).  

He has a n*de scene in All About Who You Know (2019): an aspiring screenwriter tries to meet his idol by arranging a romcom-style romance with the guy's daughter. Or you could just call him.

AusCaps has a scene where his friend Austin (Stephen Joffe) wakes up in bed with a guy, and looks surprised but does not recoil in homophobic horror, so maybe he has a gay plotline.

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Lenny Rush: Doctor Who's buddy, the Artful Dodger's boyfriend. a gay-vague vampire. With a lot of acting awards and co-star d*cks

 

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In the 2023-24 season of Doctor Who, Episodes 1.7 and 1.8, the time-and-space zapping Doctor (Ncuti Gatwa) and his latest companion, Ruby Sunday visit UNIT, the time-and-space anomaly-investigation agency to solve two mysteries:

1. Why does an elderly woman pop up in various guises in all of their recent adventures?

2. Ruby's mother left her on a church doorstep on Christmas Day.  They want to go back in time to discover who she is, but the Doctor can't use his regular time-traveling power, for reasons, so they use one of UNIT's experimental devices.

Things go terribly wrong, of course, and they release Sutekh, the Great Beast, the Abomination, the Destroyer, the Bringer of Death, the One Who Waits...who actually looks rather like a giant dog.  He intends to destroy all life in the universe.  Well, it's better than yet another visit from the Dahh-leks.

UNIT is staffed primarily by the Doctor's retired companions, all ladies, but there are a few hunks wandering around: 

Tachia Newall (top photo) as Col. Chidozie, who gets sanded to death by the Giant Dog

Alexander Devrient (left) as Col. Ibrahaim, whose muscles are praised by the Doctor (bisexual this season): "You've been working out!"

And Aneurin Barnard as Roger ap Gwillam, who will become the most evil Prime Minister in the history of Britain.  N*de on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.

And a cute kid: Lenny Rush as12-year old super-genius Morris Gibbons, who runs the time-travel device, fights the Giant Dog, gets dusted and resurrected, and after the Dog's demise, invites everyone out to a pizza party.

Lenny was originally cast in Episode 1.1, as one of the sentient babies running an orbiting space nursery, but he was so great that they decided to cut his scene and cast him in this much bigger role.

As of this writing, Lenny is 16 years old and looks a bit younger, so I won't be searching for beefcake or n*de photos.  I'll post some of his co-stars instead.

But at  3'2" he's a perfect addition to the Short Guy Brigade, so I'm going to research the other usual questions of a profile:

1. Has he played any gay characters?

Lenny has 14 acting credits listed on the IMDB, beginning with 4 episodes of the animated Apple Tree House (2018-19) and 7 episodes of The Dumping Ground (2021-22), about children "dumped" in a foster home.

There were two lesbians in The Dumping Ground, but no gay boys.

Dodger (2022-23) featured the Victorian-era pickpocket Artful Dodger (Billy Jenkins) and his mentor Fagin (Christopher Eccleston) before their adventures in Dickens' Oliver Twist.  Lenny played Morgan the Crossing Sweeper and Dodger's gay-subtext boyfriend, here receiving a bit of bad news.

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Phil of the Future's Future: Former Disney teen Raviv Ullman on the Torah, wearing dresses, and his d*ck

  

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On an uncomfortably humid episode of Broad City, set during a sopping-wet New York summer -- I've been there -- besties Abbi and Ilana try to beat the heat by buying, borrowing, or stealing an air conditioner.  Humorous or uncomfortable excursions follow, such as sex with a sopping-wet Seth Rogan, and holing up in a dorm room at New York University, smoking weed with -- and making out with -- two boys.  You'd think that someone hanging out in a college dorm room would be a college student, right?  No, they're high school students, age 16.

And one of them is Phil of the Future!

If you weren't watching the Disney Channel on Friday nights in 2004, you might not have noticed, among the girl-centric teencoms like That's So Raven, Lizzie McGuire, and Kim Possible, the boy-centric Phil of the Future.  A time-machine mishap strands a family from 2124 in our century, where they must adjust to primitive technology while keeping their secret. Phil, played by Ricky Ullman, immediately meets a girl, with whom he shares adventures while falling in love. Careful, dude, she could be your great-grandmother.

No gay subtexts here: hetero-romance is the beginning and end of everyone's story.  But there were a lot of cute guys,  or guys who would grow up to be cute, like Evan Peters, whose butt you have seen many times on American Horror Story.  It was certainly better than watching Raven's psychic flashes.

After Phil, Ricky moved on to teen s*x comedies like Prom Wars, grown-up s*x comedies like How to Make Love to a Woman, and Rita Rocks, a Lifetime sitcom about a middle-aged lady who starts a garage band.

The straight-to-DVD Driftwood, 2006, was a change of pace dramatic role: David is sent to an "attitude adjustment camp." He befriends Noah, there to be "cured" of being gay, and helps him solve the murder of his boyfriend.  

This also marks the moment that Raviv dropped the stage name "Ricky" and came out as Jewish. He's actually Orthodox, and devout; his grandfather was a rabbi.

Contest, 2013, features a bully and his victim working together to win a contest.  I haven't seen it, but it appears to be all gay-subtext: the victim also gets a girlfriend. 

Strangers, 2017, not to be confused with Strangers, 2018, is a Facebook series about a young woman who makes extra money by renting out a room.  Isn't that called having a roommate?  She gets a girlfriend -- or two -- it's hard to tell from the trailer. Raviv plays Rory in three episodes.

I thought Raviv starred in Newsies on Broadway, but I can't find any reference. His theatrical credits include Bad Guys, The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner, Death Trap (which features a gay kiss), and Usual Girls. 

This is from Spring Break 83, a "raunchy comedy" set to be released in 2012, but shut down by the actors' and technicians' union because they weren't being paid.

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Rating Adam Devine's backside, with DJ Nick's and a few d*cks for comparison

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In August 2019, Adam Devine, star of Workaholics and soon-to-be star of The Righteous Gemstones,  visited the Tap and Grill Lakeside Brew Haus in Gravois Mills, Missouri, in the Lake of the Ozarks, about two hours from Kansas City. 

DJ Nick (I won't use his real last name) got a photo with him, which he posted on Facebook. Fortunately for fanboys, it's on the lakefront so shirts are optional. 

So far, so hot.  But look at the Facebook comments:

"Very tight b*, my friend."

"That is so tight b*!"

"Tight b*!"

Question: whose b* are they talking about, Adam's or Nick's?  Let's find out.

Nick  a professional DJ working out of Kansas City, and the Lake of the Ozarks during the summer.  Here he plays Captain America in an American flag jockstrap.  Nice bulge, dude, but what about your backside?

My usual hookup sites didn't yield a lot of potential n*de photos, but the one posted on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends might.   

For comparison purposes, I included Tyler Labine's front. 

Nick with his brother Todd.  Maybe we could get a photo of Todd's backside?

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Tyler Crumley: Adam Sandler's bully grows up, celebrates Pride, goes to college in...Murfreesboro. With some d*cks and other parts.

  

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You probably haven't seen Tyler Crumley as the teenage version of Willoughby Kipling, a Knights Templar and master of chaos magic,  in Doom Patrol (2022).

Or as the chief bully who torments man-child Adam Sandler in Hubie Halloween (2020).

Or as a banjo-playing kid on an episode of Dolly Parton's Heartstrings (2019).

How about the ten-year old Manson in Undercover Brother 2 (2019), with Michael Jai White as the Undercover Brother?

Jason Sudeikis' kid in Driven (2018)? 

The kid who would grow up to be Jake Johnson in Tag (2018)?

17 acting roles, nothing terribly heteronormative, but nothing of particular gay interest, either.

Tyler still gets a profile because:

1. Ar 5'5", he's a member of the Short Guy Brigade.  Look how he's dwarfed by the 5'10" Adam Sandler (a few years ago).

2. The last name Crumley is distinctive.  It sounds like it belongs in a Richie Rich comic book, where characters are named after their main personality trait: "This is my Cousin Crumley."

There are actually several Tyler Crumleys out there, including a woman in Fort Worth; a baseball coach in Georgia; a maintenance technician in South Carolina; a builder from Etowah, Tennessee; and a disabled young man who scored a very attractive prom date due to his uncanny resemblance to Chris Hemsworth.

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Desperately searching for the gay South Asian character, or any gay character, on the Disney teencom "Vampirina." With bonus South Asian men

   

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The Disney Channel's Vampirina  (2025) has the standard Disney teencom tropes: forbidden love, a secret identity, a performing arts high school: Vampire Vampirina Hauntley (really?) must hide her fangness from her mortal classmates, and falls in love with Elijah Van Helsing (Shaun Dixon), unaware that he is a Van Helsing, a born vampire slayer (wouldn't the names give them away?).    But the creator is a lesbian, and one of the cast members is gay actor Aariq Manji. 

Aariq, son or Rizwan Manji (Schitt's Creek, Peacemaker),  has eight acting credits on the IMDB, including episodes of Shameless, Best Foot Forward, and Ramadan America.  He starred in Blue Boy (2022), about an Indian-American boy who thinks he's an incarnation of Krishna (depicted with blue skin).  

Turns out he's "just gay." 

 Sachir Bhatt (top photo), who plays a gay Marine in Boots (2025),  plays the real Lord Krishna. 

 

More probable representation: a Redditor complains that the vampire girl's companion, the ghost of a child who has been dead for 300 years (Milo Makarika), is a gay stereotype.

As of this writing, Milo Makarika is 12 years old.  He quotes Aristotle, is a fan of Buster Keaton, and sang the Frank Sinatra fav "Fly Me to the Moon" at the Jazz Up Kids Concert in Thailand.  Probably gay, too. 

With all of that representation in the cast, there's bound to be some gay characters at the School for the Performing Arts, probably Cody, the Ghost Companion, and some extras.  I'll review Episode 1.3, which has a school dance.

Scene 1:  A teacher complains about having to hang banners for the Welcome Dance.  Vampirina is all excited; "It's not every day that a vampire is invited to participate in a time-honored human tradition."  Her Friend tells her that she needs to invite someone special, "someone who give you butterflies in your stomach."  At least she doesn't specify that it has to be  a boy.

Vampirina knows just who to ask, as Elijah walks by. Otherwise the hallway is deserted.  Would it kill you to spring for some extras, Disney?

Scene 2: Elijah on his bunk in a room, examining the vampire-slaying stake that Mom sent him.  Whoa, that set is as plastic and artificial as a department store window.  So far I'm not pleased with the verisimiltude of this show.   He's shocked by his destructive super-strength, but attributes it to working out too much.

A Mean Girl enters and points out that they're best friends, and Beautiful People, so they should go to the dance together.  Nope, he's going to ask Vampirina.  She tries to hide her disappointment.  

Meanwhile, Vampirina and her Friend pick out their outfits for the dance, while Ghost Companion (Milo Makarika) frets: there's a Van Helsing lurking around, so it isn't safe. 

In other news, famous DJ Mini Monster, an alumnus of the school, will be at the dance!  So is this a school for paranormal beings?

Scene 3: The cafeteria.  Teacher tells Vampirina's Friend that Mini Monster broke his wrist and can't DJ, so will she do it?  So why mention him at all?  "No, I'm just starting out, I haven't decided on a persona yet."  Teacher knows that she took two cartons of milk at lunch, and blackmails her into agreeing. Kids need milk, lady.  Why can't she have two?

Meanwhile, Elijah asks Vampirina to the dance with a heart-shaped pizza.  Uh-oh, her fangs emerge and won't retract!  She gets all flustered, covers her mouth, and runs away without giving him an answer. 

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Gulliver's Travels: Classic literature, tie-up games, and heterosexism

When I was a kid,  fictional books were strictly divided into "boy" and "girl."  Boys got tales of swashbuckling adventure: Treasure Island, The Three Musketeers, Ivanhoe. Girls got families and horses: Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, Little Women, Misty of Chincoteague.

Both boys and girls got Swiss Family Robinson and Gulliver's Travels, maybe because they had both families and swashbuckling.

Although the hero of Jonathan Swift's 1726 satire visits many fantasy countries, including Laputa, Balnibarbi, Luggnagg, Glubbdubdrib and Japan, the bowlderized versions we read invariabley concentrated on Lilliput, the land of the little people, and omitted the parody of nitpicking religion.

The main illustration was invariably Gulliver on the beach, tied by innumerable tiny ropes. It was strangely erotic, with Lilliputians walking all over Gulliver's body (sometimes standing directly on his bulge, as if it was a little hill).  It was hard to resist imagining a comparison between a Lilliputian and Gulliver's  endowment.

The oroginal novel ontained no heterosexual romance.  Indeed, after Gulliver's stay among the sentient-horse Houyhnhnms, he can barely stand to be in the same room with his wife. But film versions always had to add some.

The 1939 Fleischer animated version popped up on tv occasionally. It stayed in Lilliput, and had Gulliver facilitating a Romeo-and-Juliet style romance.

The Three Worlds of Gulliver (1960) saddled the hapless merchant (played by gay actor Kerwin Mathews, left) with a fiancee who shares in the adventure.

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DMV: Workplace sitcom with Keefe, the guy from "Peacemaker," and a hot archaeologist

 

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Tony Cavalero, previously Keefe on The Righteous Gemstones, has been promoting his next big project, the CBS/Paramount Plus workplace comedy DMV.  (The Department of Motor Vehicles.)

I'm not sure:

1. Do I really want to watch 23 minutes of endless lines, demands for obscure documents, and nonsensical rules that change from moment to moment?  

2. Keefe was an anomaly.  Otherwise Tony has played only excessively hetero-horny characters.  I don't even know if he's bisexual in real life, or was pretending to fuel viewer speculation about Keefe (some viewers weren't convinced, even after he married Kelvin).  So I doubt that his character will be gay.

But I'll give it a try.  Season 1, Episode 1.

Scene 1: Horror-inducing establishing shot at the DMV.  The main cast give driving tests.

Colette: a dour guy (Maxime LeFebre-Martel) who has a shovel and a woman's shoe in the back seat. She thinks he's a murderer.

Maxime LeFebre-Martel is an IT support technician from Gatineau, Quebec. He has no previous acting credits.  

Old Guy Gregg (Tim Meadows) tests a hoarder with all of her possessions in the back seat, including a ferret who squirts him.

Vic (Tony Cavalero) steers his guy (Hudson Greenough) to  a fast food place and orders "two cheeseburgers, two fries, and two chocolate shakes."  Aww, he's buying lunch.  "And get something for yourself," har har. 

Hudson Greenough has a degree in Classics from the University of Toronto, and works as a teacher during the school year and an archaeologist during the summer.   He has five acting credits on the IMDB, including The Hardy Boys, Deadly Inferno, and Lady Ada's Secret Society.

Potential n*de photo on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.

Scene 2: Colette enters the DVM and thinks the new guy, Hot Noa (Alex Tarrant), is waving at her.  He's not.  She is embarrassed.

Alex Tarrant is a New Zealand-born actor and surfer.  He is straight in real life. 

He is busily dealing with an obnoxious applicant (Mark Feuerstein) who brought an expired passport to get his driver's license renewed, and insults him for not taking it. 

Manager Barbara calls the three driving testers to her cubicle. The good news: She has just been made manager.  The bad news: Today consultants are coming to...um...observe their branch because they are doing such a good job. 

Scene 3: The consultants arrive, the middle-aged Dan (Gerry Dee) and a woman named Kshitija.  Anti-Indian joke about her name being hard to pronounce.   

Big reveal - they're not observing because this branch is so competent.  They're going to choose one of the four Hollywood DMVs to fire all the workers and go automated. Couldn't you just fire the incompetent ones and transfer the others to another branch?

Uh-oh, the elderly lady who gets tested all the time arrives.  The others tell Vic that it's his turn to deal with her, but he complains that they should be assigned test subjects based on their strengths: for instance, he'll take the white entitled, and any teens with hot moms.   Heterosexual identity established at Minute 6.2.  That leaves Gregg and Noa.  

Moving on, the guys suggest that Colette make a move on her crush, Hot Noa, before the Hot Girl gets her claws into him.  

Scene 4: Colette takes the old lady on her driving test. She zooms through cones and into cutouts of people, whil the consultants watch in horror. 

Cut to Hetero-Horny Vic in the break room, crushing potato chips onto his lunch sub (actually Old Guy Gregg's, stolen from the refrigerator).  He suggests to Mean Girl, the DMV's photographer,  that if they're both single at age 40, they get married. Mean Girl is shocked: "Aren't you like 55?"  

Manager Barbara continues to lie that the consultants are observing because they're the best.  

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Adam Devine's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1: Forehead presses, party poopers, divine d*cks, and Kermit the Frog

 

This is a collection of hot or humorous photos of Adam Devine.  I've already posted almost all of his n*de shots available, but not to worry, there are lots of photos of other guys.

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1. The "I lost my swimsuit in the ocean" excuse is getting old, buddy.

2. Adam's physique has been compared to Schwarzenegger's.  Not favorably, just compared.

3.  "I know he's not much to look at, but he makes me laugh." Girl, you’re looking in the wrong place .

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4. Oh, for...three years of Kelvin/Keefe forehead presses, and now this!  Just kiss him, and save us all a lot of aggravation!

5. In The Out-Laws, Adam plays a hapless bank manager who butts heads with rival manager Dean Winters, here giving an Oz nude salute.

6. Adam's new commode, for turning bathroom time into fun time. It looks nice and all, but how do you poop?

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Aidan Merwarth: Finn's wannabe boyfriend, pencil company exec, juvenile delinquent, brat. With 3 d*cks and inconclusive social media

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In Season 2 of Unprisoned, gay-coded Finn (Faly Rakotohavana) and his family go to group therapy. Mom complains  that he spends all day online, not interacting with anyone in real life, so he'll never "fall in love, get married, and have a nice life."  I'm not getting into the assumption that you have to be married to have a nice life.  The therapist assigns Finn to "make a friend," presumably a friend that he could fall in love with.

He invites Spencer (Aidan Merwarth) to his room, but doesn't want to play video games or watch tv or anything.  Dude, if you're not going to make out with him, at least give him something to do.

Spencer plays with his phone for awhile, gets bored, calls Finn a "baby" (you wanted a real man?), and leaves.  He re-appears at the college fair to taunt Finn again.  Well, can you blame him?  Dude thought he was going to at least get some smooching.

Finn remains gay-vague, his s&xual identity unconfirmed through two seasons.  

I wanted to know about this guy who is playing a gay subtext or maybe gay-text teenager.

He was born in July 2002, so as of this writing he's 22 years old. He's from San Antonio, and homeschooled, which means either he's a fundamentalist Christian, or he goes on so many auditions that he has no time for school. 

 

He has 133 friends on Facebook.  

He's an acrobatic gymnast.  In 2015, at the International Acro Cup in Poland. Aidan and his sister Devon won second place in the mixed pair 11-16 age range

He attended the Los Angeles Film School, graduating with a B.S. in Animation in 2025.

He has eight acting credits on the IMDB.

A Girl Named Jo (2019). on Brat TV, features two girls trying to unravel a mystery at Attaway High School in 1963.  Aidan appears in four episodes as Felix, apparently Jo's boyfriend.

Another Brat TV series, Crazy Fast (2019), has a group of outsiders join the track team at Attaway High. Colin McCalla (n*de picture on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends) stars.  Aidan plays Eamon, a runner "whose past with Rowan threatens everything."

Another straight guy, darn it.

The Forgotten Place is a short about Eric (Jeff Locker), who wants a friend.  He finds one (Brian Flaccus), but apparently he means a platonic friendship.

In Saving Paradise (2021), a "ruthless corporate executive" (William Moseley) has to return to his small town when he inherits his father's struggling pencil factory. At Christmastime.  He has to save it and win The Girl (named Charlie, just to fool you into thinking there's a gay romance).

So Paradise is a pencil factory?  I guess it beats saving the annual Christmas festival.  Aidan plays the  rutless corporate executive as a teenager, already in love with The Girl.

But a pencil factory?  When was the last time you used a pencil?  Or saw one?

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