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Aug 8, 2024

Jeremy Lerner: Six-pack abs, some costars' bulges and dicks, and a lot of premiere parties for movies he wasn't in

 

Link to the costars' bulges and dicks.

 I stumbled across Julian Lerner while researching someone else. I don't know who he is, but anybody with abs like that gets a profile.





But I don't profile singers. How about some acting roles?








He's in Disney's Descendants: Rise of the Red,  a 2024 movie in which Red, the teenage daughter of the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland, and Chloe, the teenage daughter of her bitter enemy Cinderella, go back in time to meet their mothers as teenagers, to forestall their life-long feud. 

It also stars:






1. Joshua Colley., left, as Captain Hook's son.  I thought Captain Hook was gay. Kid must be adopted.

2. Peder Lindell as Morgana Le Fay's son.







3. Paolo Montalban as King Charming -- Prince Charming after he inherited the throne, get it?  I always thought that was a description, not his actual name.

4. Levin Valyali, left, as the middle-aged Aladdin.

5. Kabir Bery as the teen Aladdin

6. Leonardo Nam as the Mad Hatter's son.  Come on, that guy was too looney to establish a permanent romantic relationship.

7. Anthony Pyatt as the teenage Hades.  

More after the break



Wait, Julian Lerner isn't in this.  Why is he getting photographed on the red carpet?

He wasn't in in Percy Jackson and the Olympians, either, regardless of what Getty Images thinks.







Well, what has he done, besides taking shirtless selfies to show off his abs?

The IMDB lists 17 acting credits.

1. Pantheon, 2022-23, an animated series that appears to be about a future dystopian society.

2. Alma's Way, 2021-23, an animated series about a six-year old girl in a diverse neighborhood. 






3. The Wonder Years, 2021-23, a remake of the classic about life in the 1960s, except this time with a black family in Montgomery, Alabama.  Montgomery Bus Boycott, anyone?  Starring Dule Hill, with Don Cheadle's bulge as the narrator.

4. The Many Saints of Newark, 2021, about the early life of Tony Soprano of the early 2000s Mafia tv series.

5. Yes Day, 2021, about parents who agree to say "yes" to anything their kids ask for.  Edgar Ramirez plays the Dad.  



Wait -- Julian plays one of the kids? In 2021?  How old is this guy?










Born in 2007.  As of this writing, Julian is 16!  I figured mid-late 20s.

Maybe I'll listen to him sing after all.

See also: Braxton Alexander: Three heterosexual boyfriends, three serial killers, one saxophone, and three bare butts

Preston Oliver: Teen idol with four tv roles, two boyfriends, "Ask Me Tony," and some nude costars

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