When I was a kid, we drove to northeastern Indiana to visit my parents' relatives at least twice a year. I loved it: haunted houses, hidden rooms, long-ago ghosts, endless fields and country roads, magic, glamour, the rough cold beauty of my uncles going hunting, the sleek shivering beauty of my cousins in the swimming pool, the delight of cuddling against Cousin Buster as we fell asleep in his narrow bed in the Trailer in the Dark Woods. A sense of almost mystical belonging.
But as I grew, the sense of belonging faded away. I began to find the visits boring or uncomfortable, the world of northeastern Indiana more and more alien.
It wasn't just that I couldn't go home again. What really hurt was, I
didn't want to go back.All tied up with that world was Harvey Comics -- the ghosts, witches, devils, and other paranormal beings in the bucolic Arcadia of the Enchanted Forest.
You couldn't get them in Rock Island. I had only the few that my Indiana relatives gave me, and memories of reading as many as possible in Cousin Buster's room while spending the night.
It never occurred to me for an instant that the stories were supposed to be funny. I found them deadly serious. Casper, Spooky, Wendy, and Hot Stuff fight space aliens, mad scientists, evil wizards, save their friends or the whole world countless times.
But really, the stories were irrelevant: it was the comics themselves, the physical books that I could hold in my hands and remember what Indiana used to mean.
One day when I was about ten years old, I asked Cousin Buster where he got his collection of Harvey Comics. Were there stores with huge racks of them on open display?
"I get them at the Walgreens."
"We have Schneider's Drug Store in Rock Island, but all it has are Gold Key and superheroes. Anyplace else?"
"Whenever I go to a movie, I check the comic books at Manuel's Newsstand next door."
"No newsstands in Rock Island. Where else?"
He thought for a moment, and then said "The furniture store."
"Furniture? Like davenports and dining room tables and junk?"
"They have comic books, too."
It didn't seem logical, but Cousin Buster was two years older than me, and not a Nazarene, so he knew about all sorts of "worldly" things that I was kept from.
"When I was a little kid, I didn't know that you could actually buy furniture," I told him. "I thought it came with the house. How could a store be big enough to display it? What car could big enough to carry it home?"
"It comes in a big truck."
I started to fume. Of course I knew that now. Did he think I was a baby?
"And the guys who unload it -- they take their shirts off," he said in a low conspiratorial voice.
I was shocked. Where did Cousin Buster get the idea that I liked looking at guys with their shirts off? Only my boyfriend Bill knew about that. It was shameful, a sissy thing, just for girls.
I had to deflect, restore my masculinity. Maybe with wieners? Everybody liked looking at them. Cousin Buster and I once climbed up into the loft in the barn to peek down at my uncle as he "cleaned his gun."
"Do they take their pants off, too," I asked, "So you can see their wieners?"
He shrugged. "Sometimes, if they're big enough."
So I could get Harvey comic books and see some wieners at the same time?
But how to convince Mom and Dad to take me to a furniture store? I couldn't say that I wanted to buy comic books there. Or see n*ked men.
I had to talk them into buying a piece of furniture.
A new bed!
"I'm getting too big to sleep in the same bed with Kenny," I told them. "I have a later bedtime, so every time I go to bed, I wake him up. And he kicks!"
"Maybe you're right," Mom said. "Boys your age shouldn't sleep together. We'll go pick out two twin beds for you on Saturday."
Uh-oh. Mom and Dad never took us shopping, except to buy new school clothes every August. They left us with the neighbors, or one went shopping and the other stayed home. But I had to actually go to the furniture store to get my comics and see the n*ked men!
"No! We want to pick them out! Me and Kenny. To see..um....if it's cool enough."
I spent the week imagining the furniture store, with its racks of Harvey Comics,
Casper, Spooky, Hot Stuff, Ghostland, Devil Kids, Witch World, an endless array of intriguing, brightly-colored covers and evocative stories.
I didn't spend any of my 25 cent allowance all week, and there'd be another 25 cents on Saturday morning. Plus I found a dime on the floor, and I borrowed 50 cents from Bill for a total of $1.10. I'd be broke for nearly a month, but I could buy 9 comic books!
On Saturday after breakfast we drove to a place called Carson Piri Scott, in Moline. I remembered their ads on tv. It was huge warehouse like structure with entire living rooms set up, like a hundred houses all crammed together.
"The beds are on the second floor," Mom said, steering us toward the escalator.
"Wait -- um...."
Where were the comic books? The huge display case must be against an outer wall. "Um....I have to go to the bathroom."
"Ok. Do you want Dad to take you?"
"No, I see where it is. I'll be up in a minute."
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