Link to the n*de dudes
I always find the Peter Pan mythos disturbing.
What are the Freudian implications of Captain Hook, the pirate who wants to kill Peter, played by Jason Isaacs, who also plays Wendy's dad? The father who is in love with the daughter, and doesn't want anyone else to be with her.
Whose idea was it to make Peter Pan a s*x symbol, with 13-yeare old Jeremy Sumpter bouncing around in little wisps of nothing much? A loincloth would be less revealing, and less embarrassing to watch.
In the mythos, Peter wants Wendy to become his "mother," but a s*x symbol has to get The Girl, so here Peter and Wendy fall in love. Not subtext, full on canonical with "I love you" and a kiss.
And Jeremy Sumpter, Peter Pan himself?
Frailty (2001): As the young version of Adam (Matthew McConaughey), who was bedeviled by a psychotic father.
Peter Pan (2003).
No specifically gay characters, very little beefcake, and no n*de scenes, unless you count the partial backside in Excision (2012). He plays a high school jock who a girl obsessed with blood chooses for her first time. You can imagine what happens next.
This one might even be the real Jeremy.
The creepy last name "Darling."
The creepy dog in the nanny cap.
Sewing a shadow onto Peter's bare feet.
Shooting Wendy, thinking that she's a bird.
Having to yell "I believe in fairies," or Tinker Bell will die.
But the 2003 version, starring Jeremy Sumpter, was the most cringe.
What are the Freudian implications of Captain Hook, the pirate who wants to kill Peter, played by Jason Isaacs, who also plays Wendy's dad? The father who is in love with the daughter, and doesn't want anyone else to be with her.
On RG Beefcake and Boyfriends: Jason displays his d*ck in White Lotus
Whose idea was it to make Peter Pan a s*x symbol, with 13-yeare old Jeremy Sumpter bouncing around in little wisps of nothing much? A loincloth would be less revealing, and less embarrassing to watch.
For adults, anyway. I understand that a lot of gay kids had their "gay awakening" watching Peter flex and fondle.
In the mythos, Peter wants Wendy to become his "mother," but a s*x symbol has to get The Girl, so here Peter and Wendy fall in love. Not subtext, full on canonical with "I love you" and a kiss.
And the Lost Boys, instead of staying in Neverland, are adopted by the Darling family. Darling, what a cringy name. They will grow up to fulfill their heterosexual destiny, with houses and wives and kids, and "wear a suit and tie and a serious expression in the middle of July."
The actors who played the Lost Boys mostly grew up to houses and wives as well.
Harry Eden (Nibs), who shows his stuff in Flashbacks from a Fool (2008), has become a professional golfer.
George MacKay (Curley) has 54 acting credits, and has shown his bum several times (and there's a d*ck pic in his profile). I remember him as gay-subtext Bill in the Stephen King time travel drama 11.22.63
N*de photos of both are on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends
More after the break.
And Jeremy Sumpter, Peter Pan himself?
He drew a tremendous amount of teen idol press based upon his hetero-erotic portrayal, but avoided the standard s*x comedy-and-horror movie route. His next major roles were in The Sasquatch Gang (2006), which has a nasty gay panic scene, and Friday Night Lights (2008-2010), with Kyle Chandler as the coach of a high school football team. JD (Jeremy) was a quarterback who started out shy, quiet, and obedient, but soon turned into a rude, arrogant jock. He's straight.
According to the IMDB, Jeremy is best known for:
Frailty (2001): As the young version of Adam (Matthew McConaughey), who was bedeviled by a psychotic father.
Peter Pan (2003).
Cyber-Seduction (2005): As a teenager addicted to internet adult videos.
Into the Storm (2014): a found-footage movie about a town destroyed by tornados. Jeremy plays Jacob, an apprentice camera operator for a team of storm chasers, killed while filming a firenado. Probably straight by default.
No specifically gay characters, very little beefcake, and no n*de scenes, unless you count the partial backside in Excision (2012). He plays a high school jock who a girl obsessed with blood chooses for her first time. You can imagine what happens next.
Not to worry, fans have taken the lead and produced a lot of artists' interpretations of Jeremy's junk.
This one might even be the real Jeremy.
Oh, and in case it isn't obvious: straight in real life.
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