Arthur Napiontek: Comedian. model, geographer, heterosexist man-candy

 

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In Pineapple Express (2008), mild-mannered process server Dale (Seth Rogen), his dealer (James Franco), and their supplier (Danny McBride) must flee from thugs trying to kill them. At one point Dale goes to the high school to tell his underage girlfriend that he won't be able to have dinner her parents, because of that fleeing thing.

But then a hot guy named Clark (Arthur Napiontek) approaches.  She praises his performance in drama class.  He returns the gym shorts that she left in his car when they worked out last week, assures Dale that he will protect her in college next year, and heads to home economics class: "It's time to suck today's dick!"  Obviously gay, but Dale is still jealous and agrees to go to the dinner after all. 

I'm not sure if the phrase "It's time to suck today's dick" is gay-positive or homophobic.

This was Art Napiontek's first major movie role.  Although the 21 year old was cast for his comedic talent, not his physique, he took his clothes off in The Brotherhood V (2009), one of those David DeCouteau movies where straight guys bond in their underwear.  

Oddly, most of his later movie and tv roles do not involve flexing.  He did manage to take his shirt off for Conan (the talk show, not the Barbarian), but otherwise he has played a series of fully-clothed frat boys and hot guys, usually in comedies. Occasionally there is gay content, but usually not: Looking is a gay-themed series, but Boys from the Bar (2011) is about straight bartenders in a gay bar who just want to watch the game, and Switch Hitter (2015) is not about bisexuals.

In real life, Art has a wife and child and posts about how much he likes vaginas, so I'll assume that he's heterosexual. This photo spread in OK Magazine assumes that only ladies are interested in "Man Candy." 

More Arthur after the break

In addition to acting, Art does modeling and occasional bodybuilding contests.  He is the co-founder of Beauty Mill Travel ("a medical tourism experience") and the co-host of Geography Now, a youtube travel show. His co-host, Paul B. is a "sinner redeemed by Christ" and quite muscular.

Arthur tags this photo "Time to suck today's dick.  But others specify that he is posting his physique "for the ladies."

No nudes, but there are underwear and bulge pics online.  And nothing says I can't post a nude photo of someone else on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends