I saw myself at age 50, still making sandwiches and watching the world change around me.
Even the movies from that summer are depressing: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Karate Kid, Revenge of the Nerds.
Except for Gremlins. The story was about cute cuddly creatures who go on a rampage and humorously destroy a small town, just what I needed to channel my aggressions over my failed life.
And Zach Galligan, who played Billy, the boy who opened the Pandora's Box:
Stunning. Breathtaking. A work of art.
Billy got The Girl at the end, but who cared? He was obviously gay anyway.
Well, maybe not as good.
In those days before the internet, I scoured the movie magazines to find out more about him: a 20-year old Columbia University undergraduate with only two previous on-screen roles.
I couldn't wait to see what Zach would appear in next.
It turned out to be a long wait. For the next couple of years, Zach appeared mostly in tv movies, which I never watched or even read about. His next big-screen role was Waxwork (1988), about small town high school students terrorizd by living waxwork monsters: a werewolf, Dracula, the Phantom of the Opera, and so on. Zach's character gets the girl again, and all of his other friends die. Rather a bummer.
And the intensity of his gorgeousness was rather subdued. Attractive, but not breathtaking.
I guess you needed to be in the summer of 1984.
I didn't bother with the sequels, Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) and Waxwork 2: Lost in Time (1992), but All Tied Up (1993) was a must-rent because of the iconic scene where the three women his character has wronged tie him to the bed and rip his shirt off.
No definition at all, but, and he's got a definite bulge, obvious partially aroused. And he's tied up.
But after all these years, still no gay characters or gay subtexts? Did he even talk to another man on screen?
I never went out of my way to see a Zach Galligan project again. Occasionally a hot guy would appear, on Melrose Place or Star Trek: Voyager, and I would check the credits and see the name "Zach Galligan" and be pleasantly surprised.
No gay characters anywhere in his works, but in 2002 he starred on stage in Judy!, as a homophobic cop who goes undercover as a drag queen impersonating Judy Garland.
There were Judy Garland impersonators in 2002? But she died in 1969.
Today Zach states that he's constantly recognized for Gremlins. Every day someone asks him about it.
I guess a lot of people remember the summer of 1984.
probably much too young for you, but 'the neverending story' came out that year too. & aside from really enjoying the story, the leads were in my age range & seeing noah hathaway's bare chest & stomach (& his & the other boy's rather nice butt-outlines) made me very happy at the time xD
ReplyDeleteactually, for me, 1984 was a pretty good year & sort of "the last (really, overall) good year" for a while. too long to explain, too personal, & not my blog; but interesting to compare perspectives. & glad things got better!
I don't remember seeing "Neverending Story" that year, although I've seen it since, but you're right, Noah Hathaway at age 13 would have been too young to pique my interest. The spring of 1984 wss fine; it was just when no job offers (or even interviews) came in that things got bleak.
DeleteYeah, it's not really a beefcake movie, and shame on any grown man jerking to middle school kids, but it has the interesting case of buddy bonding across the fourth wall. And Moonchild manipulates both of them to establish that buddy bond?
DeleteFilmation. That's what I want to see next.
ReplyDeleteSo things like "The Brady Kids" and "Gilligan's Planet"?
DeleteHe-Man, She-Ra, BraveStarr, Blackstar, Jem...
DeleteLou Scheimer's daughter is a lesbian, actually.
I never saw those. I think they were after my childhood.
DeleteWell, He-Man is man-mountains with plenty of gay subtext.
DeleteThere actually IS a shirtless scene in Gremlins. Billy has Corey Feldman"s character in his bedroom to show him Gizmo and he changes his shirt.
ReplyDeleteI must have forgotten that in all the intervening years. I changed it to "no nude scene"
DeleteTragedy about the Coreys. These days we know the truth about Hollywood.
DeleteI will say this, in the 80s or even the 90s, male skin, so long as it was above the waist, was common in movies. There's some point where some clothing, like shorts, became "gay". I call it the Drake point, after the third Robin, and the first to wear pants. Created by Marv Wolfman in 1988. So, some time in the late 80s but before 1988, pop culture decided men needed to cover up.
Zach has aged into a fine looking dad type
ReplyDeleteHaving attended a few Conventions, I got meet Zach a few times. SO NICE.He is back in industry and HOT. Rumors that he is packing a kielbasa between his legs are TRUE!
ReplyDeleteI was a junior at Columbia in 1984 when Gremlins came out. I spent the next year searching for Zach anywhere on campus, but never caught sight of him. I was so deeply in lust and thought he came across as gay. Or maybe it was just my heart’s desire. Kept looking for him in movies over the years, but sadly he never amounted to much. Haven’t thought of him in years. Thanks for these postings.
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