Moises Arias: Rico on "Hannah Montana" grows up to play gay characters and show his backside, but is he actually gay? With a h*ung O'Hearn

 

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In 2006, the Disney channel premiered Hannah Montana, about a teenage girl who is secretly a pop star (just go with it).  Hannah was surrounded by a coterie of hunks and hunkoids, including her father Robby (Billy Ray Cyrus), her brother Jackson (Jason Earle), her buddy Oliver (Mitchell Musso), her crush Jake (Cody Linley) -- and Rico Suave (Moises Arias), the billionaire's son, schemer, and prankster who ran Rico's Surf Shop and various other business enterprises.  

Rico's love/hate relationship with Jackson, his employee and classmate, eventually turned to love: they became best friends.  Maybe they were dating in real life, too.  Or maybe Moises was dating Ryan Ochoa, or Jaiden Smith, Will Smith's nonbinary and probably pansexual child.

By the time the series ended in 2011, Moises had become the best and brightest of the Short Guy Brigade: 5'1", muscular, cute, and "obviously" gay.

After Hannah, Moises concentrated on movies and tv shows with gay subtext buddy-bonds or even LGBTQ characters:

In The Kings of Summer (2013), two teenage boys, including Gabriel Basso (left), and their nonbinary, agendered friend Biaggio (Moises) decide to spend the summer together in the wilderness. 

I didn't see Ender's Game (2013), since it was based on a book by homophobic Orson Scott Card, but the plot synopsis suggests a love-hate relationship between far-future space captain Bonzo Madrid (Moises) and Ender (Asa Butterfield).

The Land (2016) features four teenage boys who want to be skateboard champs.

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In Ben-Hur (2016), Moises plays Dismas, a Jewish zealot who tries to kill Pontius Pilate from Ben-Hur's balcony.  The guards arrest Ben-Hur, of course, but he loves Dismas too much to betray him.

In Five Feet Apart (2019), he plays a gay disabled guy who lives in a cystic fibrosis ward and facilitates his buddy's heterosexual romance.

He lives in a post-Apocalyptic vault-community and buddy-bonds with a boy in Fallout (2024).

I'm not sure what Divinity (2023) is about, even after reading the plot synopsis.  The photos on the IMDB reveal that it's black and white, there are endless vistas of women in Star Fleet-style uniforms, some muscular guys, and Moises having a three-way with a woman and another man (too tightly entwined for a screen capture). So his character must be bisexual.

Also Stephen Dorff and Michael O'Hearn are in it.

It occured to me that I had never actually checked to see if Moises was gay or not; I just assumed, based on his buddy-bonding movies and many male friendships.  So I checked out his Instagram.

Big disappointment: almost exclusively photos of Moises  hugging big women, or sometimes the big women alone, smooching at the camera.  I did find a rear view before it got too disgusting to continue.

There's another backside shot.  The person next to him has a masculine face but has b*reasts, so I'm going to guess that they are a woman.

I also found a d*ck shot -- black and white, so it may be one of Moises' characters, and the cap is covering the good part.

But he must have a sizeable one, or he wouldn't be able to gain the attention endless numbers of big women.  

 Moises is still 5'1 and muscular, but "obviously" straight.

Another disappointment; he is no longer cute.  As he gets older, his face is getting craggier and craggier.

Dude is only thirty.  He's been partying hard.

All that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.

-- Yeats.

See also: Daniel Benson: The Gay-Vague Disney Channel teen hunk finds a new career showing gay guys his d*ck

Michael O'Hearn: barbarian, superhero, n*de model, backside annihilator

Jason Marsden: Second hottest of the Short Guy Brigade, Steve Smith, Max Goof, and Robin.

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