Which Ben R. has the monster? The gay German singer, the short guy from Seattle, the n*de ikigai guy, the golf pro..

 This will be fun.  A guy named Ben R. is showing us his monster equipment (last name censored because he's not an actor).  There are at least 30 Ben R.'s with Instagram, Facebook, or Linkedin pages. Your job is to figure out which one has the third leg, based on the visual cues and biographical data.

Link to the n*de photos

Here are the ten Bens to choose from:

1. A gay singer from Freiburg, Germany.

I'm not into skinny guys, but I heard that they tend to be oversized.

2. Right: An ambassador for Christ in Christchurch, New Zealand, originally from Iowa.  

Nice look, buddy, but do ambassadors for Christ usually post adult pics?

3. Far right:A student at the University of Arizona, originally from Colorado, in the Kappa Epsilon fraternity.

You don't need to be gifted beneath the belt if you've got muscle.

4. A student at Mansfield University in Ohio, on the basketball team.  

The goggle glasses give him a cute teen-nerd vibe. I'll bet he's got a lot going on down there.

5. A graduate of Indiana University who now works as a rates trader in New York.

I don't know what a rates trader is, but he looks good in a suit.

More after the break

In case you forgot what the monster looks like (on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends)

6.  Left: A Short Guy from Seattle, now attending Franklin and Marshall College, he/him pronouns, probable boyfriend.

In my extensive experience with short guys, they're usually super-sized.

7. "An icky guy trying to live out my ikigai."  (A Japanese term for "a reason for living, a reason to get up in the morning.")

You can see his stuff on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends, but don't discount him. Sometimes there's a big difference between being quiet and springing into action.

8. An Israeli soccer player. This is the only photo I could find where he's not kissing or displaying the physique of his wife. 

Shorts emblazoned with living ice cream treats.  No popsicles -- dude must be straight.

9. A graduate of the University of Alabama at Birmingham, now a pro golfer.

A lot of female pro golfers are lesbians, but there aren't many gay men in the field.  Besides, Alabama?  Dude is probably straight.

10. A vice president of business practices with experience in the private sector.

He's not a good candidate, but he's so cute that I couldn't resist posting the photo. 

Which Ben R. has the monster?  Answer after the break.

I can't do two page breaks, so here's a distraction.

Answer: #8, the Israeli soccer player (seen here in the locker room, impressing his teammate).

See also: Aaron Moody: Who has the monster, the Nip/Tuck fratboy or the Swindon reserve goal keeper? 

Joey Beni: Bodybuilder appears in five gay tv shows with multiple n*de scenes, so he's obviously gay, right?

 Felix Beauperin: French theatrical actor has some queer codes and a nice one, but has he appeared in anything I can stream?

My 16 favorite short guys, from Jack's downlow boyfriend to the hot Pitt doc.