Centuries ago, they were on opposite sides of a long, harsh war. Finally they fought each other in hand-to-hand combat. Then a voice from the sky told them:
You have been chosen.
Chosen to live in a time that is not your own,
sentenced to walk the Earth in search of True Love.
Only True Love holds the key to your destiny.
They were zapped into the 21st century, where they were sometimes in high school, but more often rock musicians.
They all have the same general plot: Simon tries to find "true love" with a woman, but is rejected. As he sits, depressed and lonely, Milo is there to offer his hand. They walk side by side into the sunset.
Could Milo be Simon's true love?
And once, as Simon flipped through a list of potential lovers, Milo's face was there.
But Disney didn't see it that way: all of the rather extensive press about the duo talked about Simon's quest for a girl.
Nor did Prozzak. The band released a new album in 2005, Cold Cruel World, with Simon older, but still depressed, still searching for true love. Not with Milo.