I didn't think so.
Here are a gaggle of loincloth-clad musclemen (more or less), gathered from high school and college drama departments, little theaters, children's theaters, and miscellaneous beefcake venues across the U.S. (with a few European entries).
1.North Shore Music Theater, Beverly, Massachusetts. It has a theater in the round so you can see Tarzan from all angles.
2. The Barter Theater in Abingdon, Virginia.
3. Amity High School in Woodbridge, Connecticut offers one of the more buffed Tarzan, with long hair but no dreads.
More after the break.
This particular Tarzan is now a telecommunications major at Ball State University.
9. A Dutch Tarzan at the Circustheater in The Hague. Nice body, but I'm not thrilled with the forehead tattoo. Makes him look like Charles Manson.
10. Stage Apollo in Stuttgart.