"The Upshaws": Has Bernard Turned Straight? Netflix Hopes You Think So.

The Upshaws, on Netflix, features an African-American blended family: Bernard (Mike Epps), his wife Regina (Kim Fields), and their three kids, plus Kelvin, Bennie's kid from another mother, the baby mama (sometimes), and the sharp-tongued Auntie Lucretia (Wanda Sykes).  During the first season, adult son Bernard Jr. (Jermelle Simon) comes out, first to Kelvin (by accident), then to his mother, and finally to his dad (during a father-son boxing match).  So far so good.

Then the second season dropped.  And the icon seems to show Bernard kissing a girl!  And there are episodes entitled: "Maybe Baby" and "Bennie's Woman."  I can't remember which of the Bernards was called "Bennie," but it sounds very much like Bernard Jr. turns straight, or bi with a girlfriend, which is thematically the same thing.

I watched the first episode, "Maybe Baby," with fear and anxiety.  Bernard Jr.'s high school girlfriend Monique (Sharifa Oliver) shows up with his ten-year old daughter!  Apparently they had sex on the night of the prom, because Bernard had to be sure that he was really gay.  That's nonsense; how will having sex with a woman tell you if you are attracted to men?  You could be bi.  And if you're gay -- attracted only to men -- you can just look at a woman to tell that you're not interested.

She got pregnant, but didn't tell him for some reason that doesn't make sense.  Then, ten years later, the daughter found out, and decided that she wanted a dad in her life.

So, does Bernard decide that he's actually bi, and return to the ex?

I fast-forwarded through the rest of the episodes with fear and anxiety.

Episode 2:  Auntie Lucretia insists that they do a paternity test to make sure Bernard is really the father.

Episode 3: Dad-daughter bonding night. "We could watch Frozen." "What are you, like a thousand?"  Girl, it's from 8 years ago.  "Well, we could just talk."  "Ok.  If you knew you were gay on prom night, why did you..."  

Episode 4: Bernard complains to Mom and Auntie that he can't find "someone," because the minute they discover that he has a kid, they ghost him. Usually dropping pronouns means that you're interested in someone of the same-sex -- gay people do it so often to avoid harassment that it becomes instinctive -- but in this case I'm not so sure.  Maybe Bernard has come out to himself as bi, and is looking for men and women, and he'll end up with a woman by the end of the series.  Gulp.

Episode 5: On his job at a UPS-like shipping service, Bernard is assigned to work with his ex, Hector (Dewayne Perkins). It's not what it looks like -- Dewayne is gay in real life.

They broke up after Bernard refused to come out as his boyfriend in front of Hector's parents. "But I'm out to everybody now, so let's try again."    Bernard neglects to mention the daughter; when Hector finds out, will he ghost him?  The date does not appear on screen.

Episodes 6-7: Bernard doesn't appear, or is just in the background

Episode 8: Apparently the date went well.  Bernard and Hector are cuddling on the couch.  Suddenly Bernard's daughter arrives for their bonding time, a few hours early because Mom was busy.  At first Bernard tries to cover, but then he comes out with "This is my daughter."  We are not told how Hector reacts.  The end.  Rather a cliffhanger.  I guess they're pushing for a Season 3.

Take another look at the icon.  Feminine hairstyle, pajama bottoms that look like a dress, an arm across Hector's chest that makes it look like cleavage.  Even close up, and knowing the scene, you'd swear that Bernard is kissing a girl.  And Netflix decided to use this image to sell the show.  Why?

Remember Will and Grace, the 2000s sitcom about a gay man and his platonic (sort of) life partner?   Nearly every promo showed Will or his friend Jack kissing a girl, so audiences would think "He's cured! He's not gay anymore!"  It always turned out that they were rehearsing a play, or they were dreaming, or they had to pretend to be a couple for some zany scheme.  20 years later, Netflix is doing the same thing, trying to draw viewers to The Upshaws by making them think that Bernard has turned straight.

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