Bryce Gheisar: "Wonder" bully, Nickelodeon astronaut, cursed boy's boyfriend, gay Iranian-American Baha'i bodybuilder

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Discouraged over the low pageview count of my profile of Nolan Gould -- it was friggin' Nolan Gould!  With a tree trunk!  -- I wanted a sure-fire thousand-page view draw.  Former teen stars always draw the most interest, so I checked on the teen idol site, and found Bryce Gheisar, with over 1,000 photos! 

No idea who he is.  From the name and general appearance, I'm guessing Turkish.  Probably a singer, since singers tend to draw more fan attention than actors.

I usually profile only actors, but he's got a cute face, a very muscular physique....

And he is obviously gay, with lots of photos of hugging, cuddling, and sleeping with guys.

A basic internet search  reveals that Bryce was born in 2004 in Plano, Texas (a suburb of Dallas), not Turkey.  His father owned a fitness gym and is now a realtor, his mother runs a chimpanzee refuge, and his older brother is a gymnast.  

They are Iranian-American, and adherents of Bah'ai, a religion founded in Iran in 1844 by the Prophet Bahá’u’lláh.  It teaches the essential unity of all religions and all people. 

Bryce is an actor, best known as Ethan in A Dog's Purpose and Julian in Wonder.

And I haven't even checked the IMDB or his social media yet. Dude is famous.

He bursts onto the screen in 2017, singing the theme song to the new Duck Tales and starring in three movies.

In A Dog's Purpose (2017), a dog is reincarnated several times over five decades, always ending up with Ethan (Bryce as a kid, KJ Apa as a teen, Dennis Quaid as an adult).

Left: Former Archie Andrews KJ Apa.  N*de photo on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.

In Wonder (2017),  Auggie (Jacob Tremblay), who has a facial anomaly, attends public school, gets a gay-subtext boyfriend  (Noah Jupe), and draws the wrath of bully Julian (Bryce), who eventually has a change of heart and apologizes.  

Bryce reprised the role of Julian in White Bird: A Wonder Story (2024): his grandmother tells him a story about hiding from the Nazis during World War II, and falling in love (with a boy, of course), thus convincing him to try to be a better person. "Heterosexual romance exists, so stop your bullying!"  Auggie does not appear.

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"The Haunted Hotel": A single mom, a ghost uncle, a demonic child, and a boy who likes to kiss boys. With Will Forte and Skyler Gisondo

We've had a lot of tv series and movies about ghosts and humans interacting in a haunted house, The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, Ghost (UK), Ghost (US), The Haunted Hathaways, and on and on.   Will The Haunted Hotel (2025), on Netflix, be unique enough to break away from the pack?

The premise: When her older brother Nathan (Will Forte) dies, single mom Katherine (Eliza Coupe) inherits his hotel -- which is haunted by numerous spirits, some fully sentient, some just repeating the moment of their death, plus goblins, demons, a Cthulhu-being -- and Nathan!  They try to fix up the hotel and bring in some human guests, which is problematic with ghosts bursting out of every crevice.  

The kids are 

1. Preteen Esther (Natalie Palamides), who wants to exploit the ghosts for profit (think Louise on Bob's Burgers).

2. Abaddon, Prince of the Dark Realm, currently trapped in the body of a 17th century boy ("This vessel requires Froot Loops").

3. 13-year old video-game nerd Ben (Skyler Gisondo).  After five photo collections, I've about run out of shirtless photos. 

In Episode 1.1, Ben is heterosexualized when he falls for a ghost girl who has been stuck in the hotel for 90 years "in a dress I hate."  When they touch hands, they explode in...well, you can figure it out.  

But earlier, when his sister teases the ghost Stabby Pete, Ben yells after him "I'd let you stab me!"  Why does he invite a ghost to stab him?  Is he equating stabbing with penetration of another sort?  That's the sort of potential queer code that requires further research, so I'm reviewing  Episode 7: "Seven Deadly Bens."

Scene 1:  While his sister Esther teaches Abaddon, Prince of the Dark Realm, to play Connect Four, Ben and Mom are going through the bills.  They have enough money to pay the dentist.  "Did he say anything about me?" Ben asks anxiously.  "He doesn't respond to  my texts."

"You shouldn't be texting your dentist so much," Mom cautions.  Trying to discourage his crush on the older man?  Another queer code!  

In the B Plot, Uncle Nathan keeps falling through floors.  Ghosts should be corporeal enough to walk on floors, sit on chairs, lie on beds, and so on, so this is a big problem. I won't have enough space, so I'm skipping it.

Scene 2: Ben is trying to impress the hunky handyman who is replacing the front door after a ghost problem.  Uh-oh, he says the door will "settle," but it's obviously still broken.  

Mom yells at Ben for not forcing the guy to finish the job.  "How was I to know?  I've never fixed a door before."

"Why can't you be more confident?"  When she leaves, Stabby Pete appears: "That was brutal.  I stab people's bodies, but your mom stabbed your existence."

Depressed, Ben goes into a forbidden room, looks in a mirror attached to an old wardrobe, and wishes he was more confident.  Suddenly a Confident Ben pops out!  "These calves are my best feature," he tells Original Ben, "Followed by hair, eyes, and personality."  Dude, you have no calves.  You have straight cartoon legs.

Scene 3: They explain to Mom that there are now two of them.  She insists that they merge, but they have no idea how.  Going into the wardrobe doesn't work. 

This could be a problem.  What if Original Ben is slowly dying?

Suddenly Scared Ben emerges.  And others.

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Matlock 2024: Kathy Bates barges in like Columbo...um, I mean Andy Griffith. With Tony Danza, some Greek d*cks, and Jason Ritter's backside

 

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Matlock (1986-1995) starred Andy Griffith as an elderly attorney who represents clients charged with murder (all innocent, of course).  I didn't watch: it aired opposite Who's the Boss (Tony Danza, sigh), and besides, who wanted to watch a oldster attorney clunking around? 

I did watch part of one episode, because it promised LGBT representation: Matlock goes into a gay bar for some reason, and a young guy instantly pops up and asks him to dance.  An old guy in a gay bar is hit on?  Is this science fiction?

"Me, dance with you?" Matlock repeats, horrified.  Then "No-ooooo-oooo!!!!", shaking his head so vigorously that I'm surprised it didn't fall off.  Geez, it wouldn't hurt you to be a little gracious, homophobe!  How about "No, thanks, I'm working."

There was also an episode with a murderous drag queen, rather old fashioned in the 1990s.  

30 years later, Matlock has been revived in the form of a retired lawyer (Kathy Bates) with the nickname Matlock or Mattie, because the show was big when she was first starting out. I'm not particularly interested -- again, who wants to watch an oldster attorney clunking around -- but I understand that this version has a bona fide gay character, so I'll take a look.

Episode 1: In a coffee shop, a cute but jerky businessman (Marcus Rosner, right) talks about closing on his phone.  He overhears Mattie struggling with using the tap function, and hands the barista a $20 bill to pay, and keep the change.  Mattie is pleased; "Isn't this a nice way to start the day."   But I'm not pleased; I figured this guy would be a main character. 

She enters the building at 450 5th Avenue in New York, in Midtown, about five blocks from the Empire State Building, and talks to the lady on the elevator about hard candy: she resisted, but when she turned 65, she had no choice but to buy some.  "We become exactly what people expect us to be."

Into the office on the 21st floor, where she suspiciously looks at a floor plan and enters a conference room full of suit men talking about the Mets.  Boss Elijah (Eme Ikwuakor) asks Olympia about the police corruption case; she needs more resources to get it done, but he tells her to close it now.

Next Julian (Jason Ritter) brags that they can get his case up to $19 million.  Mattie interrupts that he can get a lot more.

"Who are you?"

Matlock. She's come to apply for an associates job, but she can't get an interview due to her age, so she barged into the meeting. 

"How do you know how much he is willing to pay?"

She's been tailing his attorney, and "accidentally" overheard their phone conversation in the coffee shop earlier.  Old people are invisible, and can get away with a lot of spying.

"Fine, you're hired.  You can assist Olympia on the case she's been working on for six months."

Scene 2: Olympia is upset, but she has no choice.  She introduces her other assistants.  The woman complains that they should be working with senior associates, not senior citizens, but Billy  (David Del Rio) befriends Mattie and gives her a tour of the snack station and back patio for crying (I've had jobs like that).  

Left: David Del Rio is sort of swishy, and he pretends to be gay in several of his Instagram posts, but he announces right off that he's just joking: he's actually married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and they have two beautiful daughters.  I hate it when straight guys jerk us around like that.

The case: Raymond Harris spent 26 years in prison for multiple rapes and a murder.  He's been exonerated by DNA tests, thinks that the police suppressed evidence, and wants the State of New York to pay damages.  Olympia has a tip: while Raymond was in custody, a prostitute escaped from the real killer, but the police report proving his innocence vanished.  They have to track her down; but they have no name or description, and it was 26 years ago.   

Left: Why I never watched Matlock.

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Gay Comics of the 1980s

When I moved to West Hollywood in 1985, I was astonished.  There were no gay characters in any comic book or comic strip I had ever seen before, even in gay magazines, except for an occasional Donelan cartoon or Tom of Finland erotic drawing,  but here there were entire strips with all-gay casts (except for the occasional heterosexual villain). In Frontiers, the weekly news magazine. In the monthly anthology Gay Comix (1980-1988), by Kitchen Sink Press.  In the Meatmen anthology of trade paperbacks, edited by Winston Leyland (1989-1999).

During the late 1980s, they stopped being called "comix" (underground, radical) and became "comics" (mainstream).

Here are my favorite gay comic titles:

1. Murphy's Manor (Kurt Erichsen), about a regular guy who works as a librarian in Black Swamp, Ohio, and his various gay and lesbian friends.

The Sparkle Spinsters, led by the flamboyant Duchess (right), sometimes appeared in a separate feature.

2. Jayson, by Jeffrey A. Krell.  Jason Callohide is an underemployed liberal arts graduate sharing a single apartment in Philadelphia with his straight gal pal, Arena Stage. They are drawn in the clean, spare style of Archie Comics.

 Jeffrey A. Krell has published several trade paperbacks of Jayson's adventures, the most recent in 2012.  He also produced an off-Broadway musical, Jayson

3. Poppers, by Jerry Mills, set right in the heart of West Hollywood, starring Yves, a regular guy who works in a bookstore, his hunky best friend Billy, and the flamboyant Andre. It features all of the glitz, glamour, sex, and drugs that you expect in the pre-AIDS era of sexual liberation (it's even named after a psychotropic drug, amyl nitrite)

But beneath all that it's about friends sticking together in a hostile world, about the search for a place where you belong.

Jerry Mills died of AIDS in 1993.

You can get gay comics now on Amazon -- they arrive in mail, hidden from view in a brown box -- but that can't match the immediacy of walking down to the Different Light Bookstore on Larrabee and Santa Monica and grabbing them right off the shelf.

See also: Donelan; Howard Cruse; and Tom of Finland.

Skyler Gisondo's Hot/H* ung Photos, Part 3: Basketball, beach boys, wrestling, giving a guy his leg

 

This is a collection of cute/cool or hot/h* ung photos of  Skyler Gisondo, star of The Santa Clarita Diet and The Righteous Gemstones, and Jimmy Olson in Superman. As far as I know, he's over 18 in all of them.  

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1. Why is Skyler the only one with his shirt off?

2. "Homie wouldn't help me put sunscreen on my back."  

3. Why not?  Is the dude homophobic, or does he want you to lie on your back so he can see your abs?

4. Obviously they've been wrestling.  I have absolutely no idea what else they could be doing that leaves them on the floor, out of breath.

5. But we're not playing shirts vs. skins, buddy.

6. I dig the lesbian haircut, Sky Baby, but your sweater shrank in the wash.

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Eric Brody: Fashion model from Florida shows his d*ck in his first acting gig

  

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If you've seen Minx, the series that HBO cancelled after one season and STARZ after a second, you know that it's a p*nis paradise, but uncomfortably closeted about the possibility of male viewers.  Ironically, it's about a 1970s Playgirl-type magazine which is also torn between its huge male readership and the need to pretend that it has no male readers.

The "problem" comes to a head in Episode 2.3, "It's Ok to Like It," Eric Brody and Taylor Byron Barr play the models in the proposed centerfold, n*de cowboys tired to railroad tracks. Two men together?  The editor scoffs: "Not playing to our demographic," by which she means "they look gay."

Taylor Barr fills his instagram with pictures of him hugging ladies and a promo for something called the "Ladies' Patrol," so let's do a profile of Eric Brody instead

You can see his junk in the previous shot, but here we see mostly hair. 

Minx was Eric Brody's first acting role. His second, in 2024, was Max the Driver in the short Deuces Wild.  It also starred Jake Locrotondo, who graduated from Centennial High School in Port St. Lucie, Florida, in 2021.  This will become important later in the research. 

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Husbands, Wives, and Lovers: The opening theme of a short-lived sitcom offers an escape from the "job, house, wife, kids" mandate

During the spring of my senior year in high school.  I devised a clever scheme to avoid having to date girls: I would ask out a supermodel-cheerleader, way out of my league.  Then, when she laughed hysterically and hung up, or more graciously had to wash her hair that night, my parents would "console" me by letting me borrow the car anyway.  So on Friday nights I went out with boys, to movies, to get pizza, to Leonard Bernstein's Mass at Augustana College, to the spring musical.

We would get back to my place or his place about 9:00 and turn on the tv set just in time to hear the jazzy, risque theme song to Husbands, Wives, and Lovers ("and luuv-errrrs"), produced by gay-friendly comedian Joan Rivers.

 It was the first time any man and woman on tv had lived together without being married, and hearing about it made us feel grown-up and sophisticated and sort of dirty.  Luuv-eerrrrs....

I just wanted to watch the beefcake-heavy opening credits,  in which five women approach men in the hope of amorous activity, and are rejected. (I don't know the names of any of the characters).

1. Cynthia Harris tries to get the elderly Stephen Pearlman interested, but he's listening to his own heartbeat with a stethoscope.

Stephen Pearlman (1935-1998) appeared on L.A. Law, Seinfeld, and Die Hard with a Vengeance.  He is not related to Michael Pearlman of Charles in Charge, starring Scott Baio (left)

2. The vain Charles Siebert wrests a mirror from Claudette Nevins' hand and uses it to admire himself.

Charles Siebert (1938-2022) appeared on Trapper John MD, Dallas, Matlock, and the Love Boat.  Although he posed for gay magazines early in his career, he was married to a woman for 19 years.

3. Lynne Marie Stewart tries to get  hunky, open-shirted Eddie Barth (left) interested, but he's busy eating a sandwich.

Eddie Barth (1931-2010) appeared in Alice, Magnum PI, Fame, Night Court, and Men in Black: The Series.  

4. Mark Lonow waits in anticipation while Randee Heller strips, but he doesn't like the results, and rejects her.

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Austin Lindsay: The casually n*de roommate on "Overcompensating" has a BFA and a lot of depressing shorts. With bonus n*de fratboys

  

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In Overcompensating Episode 1.1, the gay-but-in-denial Benny is trying to heterosexualize with his buddy Carmen, when his lacrosse-player roommate Trey bursts into the dorm room, knocking them over.  He glances at their n*de bodies and casually walks around them to grab his stuff so he can spend the night elsewhere. 

He returns in Episode 1.2 to be nonchalant about Carmen's pink-eye, and inEpisode 1.3, to casually walk around the dorm room in his birthday suit, disconcerting Benny (who still annoyingly thinks that he's straight). 

Wait -- Trey shows his d*ck

Twice?

He also shows his backside, but  Overcompensating is a backside fest.  We also see the rear ends of Benny, his sister's boyfriend, and the entire fraternity (below).  I'm more interested in the d*ck guy, Austin Lindsay.

Research is a bit difficult. Austin Lindsay is also the name of a University of Missouri wrestler, an actor in Boise, Idaho, a photographer in Salt Lake City, and a baseball player at TCNJ (I clicked on several home pages, and still couldn't find any indication of what it is.  A college in New Jersey?).

But I found our Austin's Facebook, Linkedin, and Backstage resume.  He was born 2001 in North Bay, Ontario, on the north shore of Lake Nipissing, about four hours north of Toronto.  

He studied dance and performed with the Performers Dance Company in North Bay.

In high school he appeared in Catch Me if You Can (2015), West Side Story (2016), and Mama Mia (2019), and wrote/directed the short Querencia (2019).  In spite of the title, it has no queer content: an elderly musician reunites with his dead wife.

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Jordan Gavaris: Gay Degrassi teen, clone's brother, alien's boyfriend, Jerry O'Connell's date. With Jordan and Zach d*cks

   

In Season 8 of Degrassi: The Next Generation (2009), Riley Stavros (Argiris Karras) is introduced: a new student, a football star who has  "all the girls" crushing on him due to his muscles and "incredible good looks."  He becomes friends with Peter, and in Episode 8.5, kisses him.  They both spring back and run away.  

 Later Peter apologizes, saying that they can still be friends "even though" Riley is gay.  Riley denies kissing him, claims to be straight, and attacks in homophobic rage. 

In Episode 8.10, Riley arranges a hookup with Nathan (Jordan Gavaris), whom he met online, but when the guy arrives, he realizes that they hooked up at summer camp three years ago.  He runs away to take steroids, find a girl to date, and beat up another guy who implies that he might be gay.

In Season 9, Riley continues denying that he is gay, in spite of everyone's suspicions, including his girlfriend's, and beating up guys who offer to talk to him about it.  Episode 9.3, he runs into Nathan again while on a date with his girl, pretends not to know who he is, and runs away.  

Riley concludes that he is "confused," tries to find a therapist for a "cure," tries to get a girl to turn him straight, beats up more guys, and in Episode 9.18 comes out to himself.  Fortunately, there is a hot guy available (Shannon Kook-Chun) to become his first boyfriend. But he stays closeted for two more seasons, and suffers from both internalized homophobia and  homophobic harassment through the end of his plotline.

I didn't realize that this story would be so friggin' painful.  Degrassi High is in Toronto!  Canada!  The most gay friendly country in the world.  What we down here in the U.S. call Heaven.   What's with the angst?  But I already started a profile of Argiris Karras...

Whoops, no beefcake photos online, and he's straight.  Shannon Kook-Chun has beefcake photos, but he's straight, too.   Did they have a policy about not hiring gay actors to play gay characters?

Turns out that this is a profile of Jordan Gavaris. 

Jordan was 1989 in Brampton, Ontario, a suburb of Toronto, graduated from Mayfield Secondary School, and then enrolled in an actor's workshop.  His first on-screen roles came in 2008, in the cartoon series Got to Go and the movie 45 RPM:  In 1960s Canada, Parry (Jordan) meets a girl from Calfornia, and discovers "love, loss, and rock n roll."  Starting out rather straight, aren't you, buddy?

Next came Degrassi (2009), and Unnatural History (2010): Henry (Kevin G. Schmidt, top photo) the globetrotting son of anthropologists, goes to live with his uncle in Washington DC.  His cousin Jasper (Jordan) and Maggie, the girl they are both crushing on, solve the mysteries surrounding weird artifacts like a pony express bag and...an atomic bomb built by Benjamin Franklin?  They also crush on other girls.  It's girl-craziness all the way down. 

Here Jasper is captured by thieves in a museum. 

Jordan is most famous for Orphan Black (2013-17), a science fiction thriller: con artist Sarah discovers that she is one of several clones produced by an evil biotech corporation -- and now someone is trying to eliminate all of them. She investigates with the help of some fellow clones, her hunky boyfriend (Dylan Bruce), and her foster brother Felix (Jordan, left), an artist and s*x worker.

He appears n*de several times on the show.

The episode synopses don't specify if Felix's clients are male or female, but the photos show a swishy gay stereotype, and according to the fan wiki, he starts dating morgue attendant Colin (Nicholas Rose) in Episode 1.5.  Colin appears in eight episodes. In the audio series, they are married, and in the spin-off Orphan Black: Echoes (2023), he has died.  

Jordan also appeared as Prince in The Coop (2019), a murder mystery where viewers get to decide whodunit.

 Love in the Time of Corona (2020), about finding love during the quarantine. His character doesn't appear in the episode synopses, but the four couples finding love are all straight.

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Alice and Tommy: There's a new girl in town, with a teen idol son

Most 1970s comedies involved people who lived in big cities like Minneapolis (Mary Tyler Moore), Indianapolis (One Day at a Time), Chicago (Bob Newhart), and New York (The Jeffersons). .  But not Alice  (1976-85). Linda Lavin played Alice Hyatt, an aspiring singer en route from New Jersey to L.A. to jump-start her career, when her car stalled outside Mel's Diner in "small town" Phoenix (it actually had a sizeable population).

She took a "temporary" waitress job that lasted nine years, and meanwhile bonded with her boss, gruff, beefy Mel (Vic Tayback) and fellow waitresses: gutzy Flo (Polly Holliday), whose risque catchphrase "Kiss mah grits!" became a phenomenon; and mousy Vera (Beth Howland).  Alice also had a cute, wisecracking son, Tommy (Philip McKeon, left). 

Three ladies, a kid, and a bear?  I wasn't impressed.  Besides, Alice ran on Sunday nights, after the oldster-favorites 60 Minutes and All in the Family, opposite Battlestar Galactica or Chips.  I didn't start watching regularly until about 1980, when it was squeezed between One Day at a Time and The Jeffersons. 

It was a pleasant surprise.  The banter between the four regulars was sharp and witty, the plotlines were not terribly heterosexist, and there was ample beefcake: cowboys and muscular truck driver patrons of the diner, the various men dating the regulars, and Tommy's school friends.  

Hunky Denny Miller even played a gay character, the school coach: after he comes out, Alice hesitates about allowing Tommy to go on an overnight camping trip with him, but finally relents. Score one for tolerance in the homophobic 1970s.

Left: Denny Miller flexes on Gilligan's Island.

Speaking of Tommy, during the last half of the series, he was 15-19 years old, the prime time for teen idols.  But he didn't get much play in the teen magazines, just a couple of shirtless and swimsuit shots.

This was the era of Scott Baio, Willie Aames, and Billy Warlock, so maybe he lacked the muscles to make a big splash.

Several of the cast members were gay or gay friendly.  Vic Tayback and Polly Holliday were both rumored to be bisexual, and Phil McKeon, who never married, was rumored to be gay (gay or not, he was more handsome as an adult than when he was playing Tommy).  He died in 2019.

 

His tv mom,  Linda Lavin, performed with the Orlando, Florida Gay Chorus.  She played the mother of gay sons in The Lyons on Broadway (2012) and Mid-Century Modern on Hulu (2025).

See also: "Mid Century Modern," Episode 1.6: "Golden Girls" with gay guys. Plus Bomer's backside, Adam's d*ck, and Tommy going downtown

Philip McKeon after Alice

"The Beach": Amoral jerk Leonardo DiCaprio, ample beefcake, and a paranormal tease. With Youngblood and Thai d*cks

  

For Movie Night this week, we watched The Beach (2000).  I don't usually review movies that are more than five years old, but I thought it might be of interest for the beefcake and weird paranormal tease. 

In the trailer, Leonardo DiCaprio and his friends are touring Thailand, when they stumble upon a tribe of hippies that hasn't aged since the 1960s.  He takes off his shirt, spears fish, and has s*x with about a dozen women. But things go wrong, and he must flee through the jungle at night. Maybe they're planning to sacrifice him to the Elephant God?  

The actual movie is not as hetero-sleazy as the trailer suggests.  There are only two hetero-s*x scenes, both partially obscured, and shirtless guys far outnumber the lady parts. 

I suspect that Leo is supposed to be a sympathetic character, but he comes across as an arrogant, pretentious jerk, who ignores the museums and temples, actually all of Thai culture, to hang out with Westerners and criticize Thailand for being crowded, sleazy, and Westernized.  

Left: The Buddhas of Wat Pho.

One night Daffy, the Looney Tune in the room next door, tells him about a beach he found that's pristine, pure, unsullied by Westerners.  It's on a secret island -- he draws Leo a map, then dies.

Sounds like Bali Hai from South Pacific, or maybe Shangri-La from Lost Horizon.

Left: Daffy is played by Robert Carlyle, who showed us his stuff in the The Full Monty.

Leo convinces Francoise, the girl who's been flirting with him, and her boyfriend Etienne  to join him.  16 hours by train to Surat Thani, then a boat and overcrowded bus to Ko Pha Ngan.

There Leo hangs out with a gay couple (Peter Youngblood Hills, Jerry Swindoll).  He invites them to the Island, and gives them a copy of the map.

Left: Jerry Swindoll.  Nice chest, buddy.

Turns out that they're actually straight stoners -- they sleep head to foot, and when they finally get around to the Island, they bring girls. But it was nice while it lasted.

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