NySocBoy's Beefcake and Buddy-Bonding: Kyle Pacek: Satanic bass player, sea monster, Estrada fan, horse-sized mystic. But how much in real life? And is he into dudes?

Oct 6, 2026

Kyle Pacek: Satanic bass player, sea monster, Estrada fan, horse-sized mystic. But how much in real life? And is he into dudes?

**Link to the n*de photos**

In American Horror Story, Episode 13.4, the Satanists have resurrected 13 evil women from history, such as Margaret Thatcher and Eva Braun, as well as some who were just into bedroom stuff. in order to sacrifice them to Satan. Before the ceremony, they are entertertained y the resurrected Elsa Mars, the 1930s performer from "Freak Show" (Season 4). She sings the Peggy Lee classic "Is That all There Is" (which she can't know about, since it came out in 1969), accompanied by her band of sideshow performers.

I didn't notice during "Freak Show," but the bass player, Kyle Pacek, is very muscular. I need to conduct more research.

Kyle was born in New Hampshire in 1988, and attended Keane University, graduating with a degree in Occupational Safety and Technology in 2011. He started a business "selling parts, gear, and accessories for Powersports," which are not actually sports: they're motorized all-terrain vehicles used for zooming up and down mountains and such.

Shortly after graduation, Kyle was spotted by a Disney recruiter, and asked if he would be interested in playing a Munchkin in Oz, The Great and Powerful.

I reviewed it a few years ago: awful, heterosexist to the max. Not a good start to a gay-friendly career, buddy.

He was only supposed to work for two weeks, but while filming he was asked to perform in two more movies. He still does the Power Sports thing, but acting and stuntwork have taken over. He's been in dozens of commercials and music videos, eight films, and 33 tv shows, including The Middle, The Gilmore Girls, The Last Ship, and Agent Carter.

And the Sigmund and the Sea Monsters reboot (2016-17). I always thought that the title was a misnomer, since Sigmund (Mark Povinelli) is a sea monster, ejected from his family group for not being scary enough. Kyle's role is not specified.

He is best known for:

The Romanoffs (2018): An anthology about reputed descendants of the Romanoff dynasty. In Episode 1.1, Kyle plays the mystic and charlatan Rasputin in a stage show on a cruise ship. Jack Huston (d*ck on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends) plays Rasputin in a later episode.

By the way, Rasputin's horse size is reputedly on display in a St. Petersberg Museum, but experts say that it is probably from a real horse.

The I-Land: 10 people, including Kyle Schmidt (n*de on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends), awaken on an island with no memory or who they are or how they got there. As far as I can tell, all are straight. Kyle does stuntwork in seven episodes.

More after the break

Earth To Ned (2020-21). Aliens Ned and Cornelius host a talk show. Kyle played Cornelius in four episodes.

The Mandalorian (2019-23): In the Star Wars universe, the Mandalorian (Pedro Pascal), a sort of mercenary, is tasked with transporting the magical baby Grogu. Kyle plays Jawa the Hut and a Bounty Hunter.

Not much gay content here.

Kyle hangs out with the guys a lot.

Here he is at a fan convention with Ponch and John (Erik Estrada, Larry Wilcox) of CHIPs, the source of a lot of gay awakenings in the 1970s. Of course, Kyle wasn't born until 1988.

Erik Estrada back in the day, sigh.

But he also wishes "Merry Christmas from our little family," consisting of a lady and a dog, and he brags about his appearance in something called "Live N*de Girls."

Sounds straight, dang it. But that won't stop me from looking for d*ck pics (two on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends).