Mar 28, 2015
Jozin z Bazin: The Czech Swamp Monster and His Boyfriend
English: My penis is as big as a baseball bat
Czech: Můj penis je stejně velká jako baseballovou pálkou
Slovak: Môj penis je rovnako veľká ako baseballovou pálkou
They have the same pop culture icons, like model Jozef Mikovčák (left).
Like the American Monster Mash parodies monster movies, Jožin z bažin parodies Czech heroic sagas, in which a swordsman kills a dragon and thereby win "half of my kingdom and my daughter's hand in marriage."
Sounds heterosexist, except it's typically acted out with men playing all the parts.
Sometimes the daughter is never mentioned again.
And sometimes the narrator marries the monster.
You can see the 1978 Czech version, with English subtitles, on youtube.
And a Lithuanian version.
And a Polish version
And a German version with Hungarian subtitles.
There are versions in many other Eastern European languages. With the proper tweaking of the lyrics, it can be turned into a political satire.
See also: I Escape to the Gay Haven of Slovakia and Monster Mash.