Danny Griffin: Cornish artist, rider, model, beefcake-shy muscle hunk. With bonus Matthew McConaughey.

  

Link to the nude photos

This guy popped up on my Netflix recommendations this morning.  When I clicked on him, he faded away into a boring story of yet another magic academy.  

So I checked the cast list:  Danny Griffin, "one of the most promising young artists of our generation."

One of his works: a paperback of Simone  de Beauvoir's Les Belles Images in a toaster.  I don't quite get the visual language.

For a muscle-hunk Danny has surprisingly few beefcake photos. Here he says "I lost my keys," and a respondent tells him to "Put a shirt on."

He does manage to take off his shirt in the magic academy drama, Fate: The Winx Saga, when his character is injured by a magical blast or about to have sex with the focus girl.

And in Surviving Christmas with the Relatives, a 2018 movie that has the honor of getting a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.  If you look carefully, you can see a side butt, but it's so blurry that I don't mind posting it here.

That movie also starred Michael Landes, seen here because I don't think we're going to get a dick shot of the beefcake-shy Danny Griffin.

More dicks after the break.

According to the IMDB, Danny was born in 1997 in Cornwall, and "is an accomplished rider."  He has nine projects listed on the IMDB, including:

Hunter the hunk on the teencom So Awkward

"Asian" in the crime drama The Gentlemen, which also stars Matthew McConaughey. left.

Shane in Get Even, a teen drama about four girls who target bullies.

A detective in a drama set in 1895 in the English resort town of  Newport 

The ex-boyfriend in Drugstore June, a comedy about a teenage girl solving a drugstore robbery.  This one also stars James Remar, whose penis you have seen in Sex and the City

Left: The idiotic James Remar in the idiotic "Warriors," of which I kept downloading photo after photo, and every single one of them was a frickin' WEPT.  

My prediction was correct: there is no hint of a naked Danny Griffin in any photo archive or hookup app profile.  Here's a random blond guy instead.

All we get from Danny Griffin are artistic modeling photos, with just one semi-shirtless.  A  fans comments: "You look so homoerotic/ non-straight/ super-vain / sweet and fuckable/ bottom-like." 

I'm not going to check to see if he's really non-straight/super-vain/bottom-like.

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