"David Dobrick Reacts to Tesla Cybertruck & KSI VS Logan Paul 2 At American Music Awards 2019."
Am I supposed to know instantly what all those words mean?
I get from the grammar that someone named David Dobrick is reacting to two things or people or something that appeared at the American Music Awards in November 2019. It must not be very hot if it took him six months to react!
The two things or people or whatever are:
I know that Tesla was an inventor of some sort. Didn't he invent that coil with electricity coming through it that appears in all the old horror movies, just before Dr. Frankenstein says "It's alive"?
I've heard the phrase "Elon Musk" before, but I thought it was a cologne. Turns out that it's a person, a technology entrepreneur worth 3 billion dollars.
He's got a partner named Grimes. I don't know if it's a business partner, a romantic partner, the actor Scott Grimes, or Rick Grimes of The Walking Dead.
Scott Grimes is the redhead, seen here singing with Kevin Durand and Moloy Moley Ó Súilleabháin, neither of whom I've ever heard of, but I'm sure they're world-famous.
Back to Grimes -- a boy's name. Is Elon gay?
Nope: according to wikipedia, Grimes is a lady musician whose albums have hit #1 on the charts in the U.S. and Canada.
Here's a picture of Elon dressed like a waiter (when you're rich, you can dress as ridiculously as you want), next to some lady who may be Grimes.
So --cybertruck. Cyberspace refers to virtural reality, so Elon must be marketing a truck that you can only drive online.
Nope -- turns out that the name is a lie. The cybertruck is real, and it's not a truck: it's a futuristic-looking electric car.
But why would Elon Musk market it at a music award show, while David Dobrick reacted?
I've heard of Logan Paul -- he's the internet celebrity who posts humorous videos of himself with his shirt off. But why is he version #2, and why is he named KSI VS?
Back to Google: KSI is another youtuber that everyone in the world but me knows all about, Olajide Olatunji.
Logan is straight,and Olajide -- sorry, CSI...um...KSI -- seems to be homoophobic. He apparently uses the term "gay" to slur his youtube opponents.
There are youtube opponents?
Nice bulge, anyway.
Apparently everybody in the world also knows that the two internet celebs were involved in a boxing match, KSI vs. Logan Paul I.
Then, at the American Music Awards, they had a repeat, KSI vs. Logan Paul II (top photo), while David Dobrick was reacting.
Nice physiques, but why would internet performers be good at boxing? Professional boxers don't do youtube videos. And why was there a boxing match at a music awards show?
Wait -- the KSI vs. Logan Paul II was held on November 9th, 2019. The American Music Awards were held on November 24th, 2019, two weeks later. David Dobrick couldn't have been reacting to the fight at the awards. This headline is lying!
Maybe it's David Dobrik, born 1996, a youtube personality from Slovakia, with 15 million VLog subscribers and 6.2 billion page views. He has also voiced Axel in The Angry Birds Movie 2, and is one of the celebrity judges on the Nickelodeon talent show America's Most Musical Family. He's won a lot of Kids' Choice and Teen Choice Awards.
I can't tell if he's gay or not. He has videos called "David is Gay for 13 Minutes" and "Which of Us is Gay?", but they may be jokes.
He was a presenter at the American Music Awards, so I guess he would be qualified to react to the Tesla Cybertruck and CSI vs.Logan Paul II.
If they had actually appeared on the show, which they did not.
Wow. Four people that everyone in the world knows about. Not only knows about, but is fascinated by the minutiae of their everyday lives, and is desperate to find out how one reacts to the other three.
Everyone in the world but me, even though I spend two hours per day on Netflix, Vudu, or Amazon Prime.
But I know a lot about The Walking Dead.