This is a collection of hot or humorous photos of Tony Cavalero, best known as Dewey on The School of Rock, Ozzie Ozbourne in Dirt, and Keefe on The Righteous Gemstones, with a few of his friends.
1. "Wait -- if I'm supposed to be advertising this ball pouch why do you want me to take it off?"
2. When Tony dates other guys, they ski down blue-diamond mountains, ride bikes around the Hollywood Sign, and hang-glide off cliffs. When he dates Skyler, they go shopping.
3. Dude, they used that isolation tank for one scene. You don't need to continue using it, unless you have a mummification kink.
4. Ok then, carry on.
5. How did you get that portable sauna zipped up?
6. When you can't take a cold plunge after your sauna, roll around in the snow instead.
More Tony after the break
7. Where did you guys go on your honeymoon?
8. "I don't know. We never made it out of the hotel room."
9. Robert Oberst said that Tony had "the sweetest sausage I've ever had in my mouth." I usually go by length and hardness, not taste.
10. Makeup director: "Ok, we've got the 666 on your chest and the upside-down cross on your stomach. Is your dick big enough to write 'Hail, Satan'?"
11. Tony: "Oh, I think we'll manage"
12. The Sausage Gawd isn't into John Cena anymore. Now he likes Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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