Hialeah is a short comedy series (6 episodes, each about 10 minutes long) now streaming on Facebook and Youtube, produced by and starring Melissa Carcache.
She wanted to celebrate her home town with a series something like Que Pasa, USA, where English and Spanish were used interchangeably.
The premise: uptight Jewish photographer Kay (Jordan Wall) and Cubanita Mari (Melissa Carchache) meet and get married in Chicago.
Lacking money, they decide to move back to Hialeah, Mari's home town, and move in with her estranged Cubano family. But they must keep the marriage a secret, so Mari introduces him as a mere boyfriend.
Her parents and grandparents are still upset over Mari's decision to abandon the family and "study abroad," and now they are even more upset at her choice of a Gringo, who doesn't speak a word of Spanish (he keeps confusing Kay his name with que?) Besides, he's Jewish, so he doesn't even have a full-sized penis -- they cut the tip off, as Grandma mimics with a butcher knife
Although Jordan Wall is quite muscular, he plays Kay as a nebbish, intimidated by the vigor, muscularity, and aggressive physicality of the Cubanos, worried that he doesn't measure up as a man, in his penis, his muscles....
And his lack of homoerotic desire.
Each episode introduces a tidbit of Cubano culture, which somehow gets Kay in trouble. Three involve homophobic panic:
He shares a bed with Mari's bodybuilder brother (Noel Mirabal), who wants to cuddle
He is discomforted when her bodybuilder ex-boyfriend (Danell Leyva) wants a hug.
While practicing an energetic dance, he accidentally ends up partnered with a boy.
Plus the secret that Kay and Mari are hiding from the family, that they are actually married, could just as easily be the secret that he's gay (although I suspect that la familia is less homophobic than Kay himself).
I really don't see why Mari likes Kay. He comes across as an insensitive jerk, looking down on Cuban culture, complaining about everything, rude to everyone, even people trying to be nice to him.
The cinematography is very bright and colorful, but I would have liked more location shots in Hialeah, to give us an actual feel for the city. Almost every scene takes place in the Sanchez house.
I would have also liked an actual gay character. It would have been interesting to see how Kay and la familia respond when the gay subtext becomes text.
But at least there's substantial beefcake. Even the older generation is rather buffed.
Beefcake, gay subtexts, and queer representation in mass media from the 1950s to the present
Feb 23, 2019
Feb 17, 2019
7 Hunks from "Once Upon a Time," Season 7
Once Upon a Time, Season 7 is a blatant, unnecessary reboot.
Season 1: Fairytale characters are living in our world, in the town of Storybrooke, with wiped memories and new identities.
Season 7: Fairytale characters are living in our world, in the town of Hyperion Heights, with wiped memories and new identities.
Season 1: The Evil Queen Regina has orchestrated the whole thing in order to get revenge on her stepdaughter, Snow White.
Season 7: The Evil Lady Tremaine has orchestrated the whole thing in order to get revenge on her stepdaughter, Cinderella.
Season 1: 10-year old Henry Mills tracks down his birth mother, who happens to be Snow White's daughter, the only one who can break the curse.
Season 7: 10-year old Lucy tracks down her birth father, Henry Mills, who happens to be Cinderella's long-lost husband, the only one who can break the curse.
Yawn. And they're fresh out of fairytale characters. The only new ones who show up are Mother Nature and Baron Samedi, Hansel and Gretel, and Captain Ahab. I don't remember Mother Nature actually being a character in any story, and Baron Samedi is a Haitian voodoo god.
Season 7: Fairytale characters are living in our world, in the town of Hyperion Heights, with wiped memories and new identities.
It's also a beefcake-limited season. The main characters are Cinderella, Lady Tremaine, the wicked stepsisters, Lucy, Regina...men mostly relegated to recurring and guest roles. I could only find 7 respectable hunks.
1. Andrew J. West (top photo) as the adult Henry Mills, who has forgotten that fairytale worlds exist. He published a bestselling novel about them, but insists that it is pure fiction. Oh, and he's Cinderella's husband and Lucy's father.
2. Jeff Pierre (second photo) as Prince Naveen from "The Frog Prince," who is cursed by Baron Samedi but doesn't really turn into a frog.
3. Nathan Parsons as Hansel, who, after the candy house thing, ends up in Oz, and then in Hyperion Heights, where he becomes a serial killer.
4. Liam Hall as the Prince, who dates Cinderella before she marries Henry. He doesn't have a first name because in the fairytale he's called Prince Charming, but that name is taken.
5. Kevin Ryan as Robert, who is working for Baron Samedi because his lover has been turned into a frog.
6. Dan Payne as Ivo, Hansel and Gretel's father.
7. Chad Rook as Captain Ahab from Moby-Dick, who owns a magic fish hook that Captain Hook needs to....well, who knows?
Season 1: Fairytale characters are living in our world, in the town of Storybrooke, with wiped memories and new identities.
Season 7: Fairytale characters are living in our world, in the town of Hyperion Heights, with wiped memories and new identities.
Season 1: The Evil Queen Regina has orchestrated the whole thing in order to get revenge on her stepdaughter, Snow White.
Season 7: The Evil Lady Tremaine has orchestrated the whole thing in order to get revenge on her stepdaughter, Cinderella.
Season 1: 10-year old Henry Mills tracks down his birth mother, who happens to be Snow White's daughter, the only one who can break the curse.
Season 7: 10-year old Lucy tracks down her birth father, Henry Mills, who happens to be Cinderella's long-lost husband, the only one who can break the curse.
Yawn. And they're fresh out of fairytale characters. The only new ones who show up are Mother Nature and Baron Samedi, Hansel and Gretel, and Captain Ahab. I don't remember Mother Nature actually being a character in any story, and Baron Samedi is a Haitian voodoo god.
Season 7: Fairytale characters are living in our world, in the town of Hyperion Heights, with wiped memories and new identities.
It's also a beefcake-limited season. The main characters are Cinderella, Lady Tremaine, the wicked stepsisters, Lucy, Regina...men mostly relegated to recurring and guest roles. I could only find 7 respectable hunks.
1. Andrew J. West (top photo) as the adult Henry Mills, who has forgotten that fairytale worlds exist. He published a bestselling novel about them, but insists that it is pure fiction. Oh, and he's Cinderella's husband and Lucy's father.
2. Jeff Pierre (second photo) as Prince Naveen from "The Frog Prince," who is cursed by Baron Samedi but doesn't really turn into a frog.
3. Nathan Parsons as Hansel, who, after the candy house thing, ends up in Oz, and then in Hyperion Heights, where he becomes a serial killer.
4. Liam Hall as the Prince, who dates Cinderella before she marries Henry. He doesn't have a first name because in the fairytale he's called Prince Charming, but that name is taken.
5. Kevin Ryan as Robert, who is working for Baron Samedi because his lover has been turned into a frog.
6. Dan Payne as Ivo, Hansel and Gretel's father.
7. Chad Rook as Captain Ahab from Moby-Dick, who owns a magic fish hook that Captain Hook needs to....well, who knows?
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