Some movies you go into expecting homophobia -- any comedy about young adult slackers, anything directed by Ron Howard, anything starring Will Smith. But sometimes the director or actors are gay, or the reviews suggest that the movie is gay-positive, and the homophobia hits you out of nowhere, like a slap in the face.
I heard that The Phone Call (1989), with Michael Sarrazin, was the most homophobic movie of all time, but it has to be Chuck & Buck (2000), just because the homophobia is so unexpected.
Mike White is the son of gay Christian advocate Mel White, author of Stranger at the Gate: To Be Gay and Christian in America. One would not expect him to be homophobic.
Chuck & Buck was actually advertised in gay publications! Sort of like advertising Birth of a Nation in Ebony.
The premise: Chuck (Chris Weitz) and Buck (Mike White) were gay boyfriends when they were kids.
Years have passed, and Chuck has grown up: he has a a house, a job, and a fiancee. And of course, he's now heterosexual But Buck hasn't grown up. He's living with his mother, he still likes childish things. And he's still gay.
When his mother dies, Buck remembers his lost boyfriend, and begins stalking him. Humorous complications ensue. Chuck is up for a "bit of fun," one last homoerotic fling, but he finally convinces Buck that he's got to move on. Being gay is fine for kids, but eventually you have to grow up, get a house, job, and wife, accept your heterosexual destiny.
But it's not merely a matter of acquiescing to the heterosexist mandate. When you grow up, you literally turn heterosexual.
What about adults who are gay? Well, they are, in the words of Mike White, "retards." They've experienced arrested development. They're terrified of adulthood, with its responsibilities and its ladies, so they get stuck in childhood.
Freud thought that, too: you're gay because you stopped at the oral stage of psychosexual development, and have yet to experience real, mature, heterosexual desire.
And Mr. Falwell -- um, I mean Mr. White -- expected gay people to eagerly accept this theory? Did he think he was writing for Will and Grace?
This is easily the most homophobic movie made in the U.S. since Cruising (1980). I would say "the world," but Poland's Floating Skyscrapers is a little worse.
Two years later, Mike White wrote the script for Orange County (2002), which has two gay characters ( played by Kyle Howard and RJ Knoll), but they actually are adolescents, so I can't tell if they have "arrested development" or not.
And director Miguel Arteta? The New Normal (2012).
By the way, the top photo is of Eric Nies, who has no connection to this movie, and has probably never even seen it.
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Gay Characters on Children's TV: Steven Universe
For fifty years children's tv has been a heteronormative wasteland, where same-sex desire exists, at best, in code and innuendo. But during the last two years, two programs on the Cartoon Network have introduced recurring same-sex couples.
Steven Universe (2013-) is about three extraterrestrial gem-creatures -- Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl -- who live on the East Coast of the U.S. and fight evil, particularly the corrupt gems from their homeworld who want to destroy all humans.
Steven (voiced by Zach Callison, left) is the son of a fourth gem-creature, Rose, and her human partner, Greg Universe (a traveling musician who lives in a van).
He has inherited his mother's super-powers, so he assists the others, meanwhile engaging in ordinary kid adventures:
Steven gets upset when his favorite brand of ice cream sandwich is taken off the market.
He helps place a Moon Goddess statue atop the ruined Lunar Sea Spire
He is banned from his favorite restaurant.
He fights two corrupt gems who want to destroy the world.
He watches scary movies (after the last episode, one wonders what scares him).
The gems, including Steven, can fuse to produce new beings with their own distinct personalities. Steven fuses with his girlfriend Connie to produce Stevonnie, a tall, long-haired, androgynous being who is intensely attractive to boys and girls alike.
It turns out that Garnet is actually a fusion of Ruby and Sapphire, two smaller gems who fell in love and fused together so they would never be separated. They sometimes talk to each other beneath Garnet's personality.
When they appear separately, Sapphire is a passive, pretty blue woman with long blue hair, wearing a long dress, and Ruby is a more aggressive, macho red woman with short hair, wearing a maroon tank top.
Did I mention that they're both female? And their romance has been the focus of one episode, and referenced in three others?
Not exactly regular characters, but it's a start.
Now let's see some gay men.
See also: The First Gay Couple in Children's TV
Steven Universe (2013-) is about three extraterrestrial gem-creatures -- Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl -- who live on the East Coast of the U.S. and fight evil, particularly the corrupt gems from their homeworld who want to destroy all humans.
Steven (voiced by Zach Callison, left) is the son of a fourth gem-creature, Rose, and her human partner, Greg Universe (a traveling musician who lives in a van).
He has inherited his mother's super-powers, so he assists the others, meanwhile engaging in ordinary kid adventures:
Steven gets upset when his favorite brand of ice cream sandwich is taken off the market.
He helps place a Moon Goddess statue atop the ruined Lunar Sea Spire
He is banned from his favorite restaurant.
He fights two corrupt gems who want to destroy the world.
He watches scary movies (after the last episode, one wonders what scares him).
The gems, including Steven, can fuse to produce new beings with their own distinct personalities. Steven fuses with his girlfriend Connie to produce Stevonnie, a tall, long-haired, androgynous being who is intensely attractive to boys and girls alike.
It turns out that Garnet is actually a fusion of Ruby and Sapphire, two smaller gems who fell in love and fused together so they would never be separated. They sometimes talk to each other beneath Garnet's personality.
When they appear separately, Sapphire is a passive, pretty blue woman with long blue hair, wearing a long dress, and Ruby is a more aggressive, macho red woman with short hair, wearing a maroon tank top.
Did I mention that they're both female? And their romance has been the focus of one episode, and referenced in three others?
Not exactly regular characters, but it's a start.
Now let's see some gay men.
See also: The First Gay Couple in Children's TV
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