
I don't know their criterion is, but presumably it's facial beauty rather than physique or other traits.
1-3. Boston, Minneapolis, and Manhattan. Ok, those cities are great, full of art and culture and gay venues. It's the others that tend to be dreary, soulless, and homophobic:
4. Jacksonville, Florida, in the redneck nowheresville just south of Georgia. A wasteland of car dealerships, fast-food restaurants, and rednecks that has won an award for being "the most racist, homophobic city in the U.S." I guess they have such awards under the reign of the Orange Fuhrer. This guy has nice abs, but a rather ugly face.
5. Scottsdale, Arizona, "The West's Most Western City," full of car shows, horse shows, and old people driving cars very slowly. A scary suburb of scary Phoenix in a scary state where Joe Arpaio ruled and it's illegal to teach Hispanic studies.
This guy definitely has a noteworthy physique, but his face is not quite model-ready.
6. Virginia Beach, Virginia, a scary suburb of Norfolk with strict racial segregation, crazy tourist laws, and a 1950s feel.
Nice physique, but definitely not in the top 10% in the facial beauty department. Maybe in the top 50%.
7. Lincoln, Nebraska (not even Omaha?). At least it's a college town. But according to a Slate article, its residents tweeted the most homophobic slurs per 100,000 posts of any city except Las Vegas.
This Lincoln guy has interesting glasses and nice hair, but he needs something to counterbalance the severity of his chin.
8. Baton Rouge, Louisiana, the state capital, where 84% of the population voted for the Orange Fuhrer, and the top "sights" are the Louisiana State University sports arena and a waterpark called the Blue Bayou. Never been there, never wanted to. And this guy doesn't make me want to. Nice physique, smug expression, and what is up with that hair?
Maybe gay men would be better off cruising the cities with the most "unattractive" men.
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