Link to the Theo and Noah nudes
Nikki's problem: Her boyfriend, Theo (Anthony Turpel), just wants to kiss, and she's ready to go downtown, but he's shy, and she's never had to make the first move before. Her last boyfriend was Nate the Stupid One, aka the Human Erection-- she'd just look down, and his cock would be in her hand. Whoa, these are teenagers. Let's keep it G-rated!
Ozzie's problem: He can't go to a kid's movie on his first date, but for a R-rated, he needs adults to buy the tickets.
In case you haven't seen Jason Mewes nude recently, he's on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.
Scene 5: Nate the Human Erection tries to break up with Betsy by claiming that he cheated with "Amy Pasta." But Betsy likes the idea, and suggests a three-way. Hey, these are teenagers!
Scene 6: Ozzie and Isaac are alone at the movie -- until the guys arrive to cover their eyes if something inappropriate comes on, like blood or boobs. Guys, boobs won't be a problem. Now, let's talk penises.
Scene 7: Back at the barbecue, Gwen's Dad Otis was allowed to cook, and now the wieners are all shriveled. Penis joke, har har.
Also, Grandma Kitty was trying to prevent Gwen's parents from having sex, but they had sex anyway. "It wasn't your fault. Trying to stop us made it hotter."
Dad Otis also blew off the big, important truck-driving lesson, letting his daughter down, so Leia and Gwen drive off by themselves, with no lessons.
More after the break. Caution: it gets even more explicit.