Oct 31, 2020

Shaken, Not Stirred: The Gay James Bond

I think I've only seen three James Bond movies all the way through: Diamonds are Forever (1972), The Spy Who Loved Me (1977), and Casino Royale (2006). But I've seen many, many clips of pivotal scenes, plus countless pastiches, parodies, and imitations, on everything from The Flintstones to Family Guy.  

From his introduction in a series of novels by Ian Fleming (1953-64) through fifty years' worth of movies (1962-2012), Bond created the image of the suave, sophisticated spy that has been  imitated over and over, in tv series (I Spy, Get Smart, The Man from UNCLE, Mission: Impossible)in movies (The Bourne Identity, True Lies, The Secret of Boyne Castle, Austin Powers); even in comics (Spy vs. Spy in Mad Magazine).

Bond comes from a generation before the Man-Mountains, when Swinging Bachelors ruled.  He rarely took off his shirt; the producers didn't expect anyone to be looking at his muscles. In the tradition of "everybody's fantasy," the producers expected all women but no men to swoon over him due to his cool savoir-faire, his tailored suits, fluency in French, knowledge of clarets, and hint of danger.

And all men but no women to admire him for his spy expertise, his ability to jump out of an airplane without a parachute, kill an enemy spy on the way down, and land unfazed, unruffled, and ready for sex.

For all his popularity, there is very little for gay men to like in James Bond.

1. Very brief, minimal beefcake shots, only when absolutely necessary -- a part of his chest might peek out over the top of the sheets -- and overwhelmed by endless shots of bikini-clad and nude women.  Sean Connery (left) was a former bodybuilder and Mr. Universe runner-up, yet we saw no underwear, no towels, almost nothng of his physique.  Current Bond Daniel Craig has been a little better, offering an occasional swimsuit shot.

2. Few homoromantic subtexts.  The Bond world is as completely divided into evil men and nice women as Karate Kid.  Every woman Bond meets wants to have sex with him. Some try to kill him also, but usually they have a change of heart and become allies.

And the most a man can feel for him, or for any man, is a sort of grudging admiration. More often they feel raw hatred.  Same-sex friendships do not exist.

3. Intense homophobia.  Fleming wrote his novels for "warm-blooded heterosexuals," and decried the ranks of the "unhappy sexual misfits."  The movies almost invariably pit the heterosexual Bond against gay-vague "sexual misfits" -- or not so gay-vague, as the transvestite Spectre agent in Thunderball, or the hand-holding Mr. Witt and Mr. Kidd in Diamonds are Forever.  Even Jauvier Bardem, the latest villain (in Skyfall), camps it up to ensure that we identify him as a detestable poof.

4. It's hard to find a gay-friendly actor in the corpus of Bond movies.  Sean Connery became irate when he heard that some commentators found a gay subtext in one of his movies.  Roger Moore (left) played a negative stereotype in Boat Trip (2002).  Current Bond Daniel is a little more gay-friendly, but even he became irate at the suggestion that the superspy like both sexes:  "James Bond is heterosexual.  There will never be a gay Bond, ever."

Speaking of violent objections, in 1999 there was a rumor that gay actor Rupert Everett would be the next Bond.  He quickly spoke up, stating that it would be impossible: "Bond fans would burn down MGM if the studios got a gay actor to play James Bond."

So, what's gay about the James Bond movies?

1. A remarkable preoccupation with Bond's sex organs, from the laser-beam in Goldfinger to the chain-thwacking in Casino Royale.  Heterosexuals have never spent so much time envisioning phalluses.

2. Wearing tailored suits, drinking fine wines. dining on  haute cuisine, conversing in Italian and French?  Metrosexual, to say the least.

3. The violent objections incited when you suggest that Bond might be gay -- or played by someone gay -- suggest that he meets a deep-seated desire in heterosexuals to postulate a gloriously gay-free world.  It's fun to discomfort them, to point out that there are gay people everywhere, even in the most homophobic of texts.  So take one of Bond's male allies - Willard Whyte in Diamonds are Forever, Milos Colombo in For Your Eyes Only, Damian Falco in Die Another Day -- it doesn't matter how tenuous the relationship is -- and let the slash fictions roll.


  1. I don't know if you ever watched this show (or are aware of it), but former 007 Roger Moore starred on a TV show called "The Persuaders" in the early '70s with Tony Curtis. Despite the show rehashing the cliched damsel-in-distress protagonist most if not all of the time, there were certain obvious displays of homoeroticism that must've flew by anyone who watched. I can remember two scenes in particular: Roger and Tony's characters are laying horizontally on a sofa, both on opposite sides. Tony's arm and hand rest on Roger's feet for a prolonged period of time. Roger has his hands on Tony's feet briefly. I didn't care for Tony Curtis' annoying character one bit; Roger Moore was the one to watch on this show. In another scene, Tony and Roger are relaxing on lounge chairs seaside when an attractive female (naturally) approaches them. As she and Tony are making out, the camera zooms in to Roger propping his bare feet in front of the girl. It lasts for a couple of seconds and was, again, very hot. I have a feeling the cameraman had a thing for Roger's sexy feet. As an aside, the opening credits feature Roger and Tony waterskiing. Both are barechested, and Roger looks to Tony, giving him a very friendly glance. Just wanted to throw this out there to anyone who was interested.

  2. Hmmmm, if I may chime in here... Longtime Bond fan. I think what makes Bond so much fun is that all of it is just so over-the-top absurd. The whole Bond world is a fantasy. It's like a wink-wink-nudge-nudge joke. The whole world of Bond is escapism. And yet, the movies just don't tire for me. I can watch them over and over. James Bond is almost like a parody or a satire of hyper-heterosexuality, so the stuff you mention here never really bothered me, I guess. I've read about the villians in "Diamonds Are Forever", but that must have gone completely over my head (that happens a lot with me.) the first time I saw it. To me, Bond is just fun escapism--not meant to be taken seriously. I appreciate your POV take on it, though.

  3. In the more recent Bond films there is a homoerotic tension between 007 (Daniel Craig) and Q (Ben Whishaw). Whishaw is gay so maybe it's all subtext

  4. On homophobia, Pussy Galore was a lesbian he "fixed" by raping her.

  5. In the movie or in the books? I've only read one of the books. Constant homophobia and constant racism. Ian Fleming didn't like black people or gay people.

  6. Daniel Craig has played a gay/ or bi character before playing Bond in "Love is the Devil" (1998) and in "Infamous" (2006) in which he plays Perry Smith one of the killers from "In Cold Blood" which Truman Capote had a crush on. In the movie Capote and Smith share a quick kiss and Smith seems to almost rape Capote. In "Skyfall" the villain Silva (Javier Barden) was suppose to be bisexual and flirts with Bond while he has him tied up- of course this goes nowehere. There is a lot fan fiction out there about Bond and his new Q (Ben Whishaw)

  7. You really should watch OHMSS. https://www.licencetoqueer.com/blog/queer-re-view-on-her-majestys-secret-service

  8. In the latest Bond movie Q is getting ready for a date with a man.
    I highly recommend checking out the music video for Genghis Khan, which is basically a love story with a gay James Bond and a supervillain. Great song and super great gay story.


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