Nov 16, 2024

Noah Galvin: 7 gay characters, a husband, a pride cake, and a lot of d*ck pics, and guys still think that he's straight?


Link to the n*de photos

I never watched The Real O'Neals, 2016-17, about a "perfect" Irish Catholic family where the parents discover that they're not so perfect after all: Dad (Jay R. Ferguson, left) wants a divorce, and their kids all suffer from various disorders and psychological problems.  Eldest son (Matt Shively) has an eating disorder; daughter suffers from kleptomania and enjoys con games; and middle son Noah Galvin is gay. 

Being gay as a mental disorder, the equivalent of anorexia and kleptomania.  You see the problem I had with this show.

At least, after some "We've got to find a way to cure you!" hand-wringing, Mom is relatively tolerant.  

Interestingly, RuPaul, Jane Lynch, and Lance Bass agreed to play themselves, and it got a Dorian Award for the best LGBTQ show of the year. 


Ok, I watched a few episodes for the hunky Matt Shively, and for Noah's character bulging in a wrestling singlet.  He bulged a lot. 

The Real O'Neals was the 22-year old Noah's first major acting gig.  He went on to play Marty in Assassination Nation, 2018: a hacker who finds a video of the mayor wearing women's clothing. Upon discovery, the guy kills himself.  

Co-Ed, 2018, a quickly cancelled series about male and female college roommates.  Noah's character was gay, and dating Clark Moore.


George in Booksmart, 2019, about two high school girls, one a lesbian, who want to let loose after being A-earning dweebs for the last 12 years. Noah's character is gay, and running a murder mystery party with his bff Austin Crute. Skyler Gisondo stars as Jared, who is having his own party on his yacht.

The Two Princes, an animated Spotify series that pairs Prince Rupert, Noah, with Prince Amir, Ariel Stachel, whom you can't research because google insists on changing "stachel" to "satchel" and trying to sell you handbags.

The Other Two: he plays Eddie, who pretends that he is new to the gay world, and his lover is his Dad, s "trying to understand," so they can win $30,000 on Pat Dubchek's Ellen-like talk show.  

Glenn Winthrop in Theater Camp, 2023. Noah and future husband Ben Platt wrote the screenplay about trying to save the camp.  Their characters fall in love.


Left: Ben Platt.  



More after the break




80 episodes of The Good Doctor, 2020-2024, as Dr. Asher Wolke, son of a Hasidic rabbi who turned atheist after he came out.  He gets killed -- in an antisemitic hate crime, but still a "bury your gays" moment.

His buddy is Will Yun Lee as Dr. Alex Park.  

Noah has also done some straight characters on Broadway, in Dear Evan Hanson, Nassim, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and the 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee.  



With all that gay work, one might conclude that Noah is gay in real life, too. Still, when he posted a photo with his then-fiance Ben Platt at Disney World, a follower asked "Are you gay?  I just read that you are engaged," presuming that he was engaged to a woman.









Granted, his instagram is a bit ambiguous, har har, but Noah came out to his family at age 14.  He and Ben began dating in 2020, and were married in September 2024. 




Noah is more than happy to display his d*ck to his fans, particularly if they happen to be tops.  Also his a*-hole








But I'd rather see the frontside any day,  And especially any night.



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