"This F*king Town": This f*king gay-free Hollywood. But bonus photos of some of my celeb hook...um, acquaintances

 

This Fucking Town, a TV short about "actors looking for love and work in L.A."   When I lived in West Hollywood, about half my friends were "actors looking for love and work" so I tried to check it out.  But it didn't seem to exist.  Tubi and Roku advertised it, but "content isn't available."  A rave revew made it sound like an entire web series, not just a short, but the links provided led to "content unavailable."

Link to NSFW version

Finally I found it as a movie on Amazon Prime, and rented it out of sheer frustration. It starts out ok, with Mark (Michael Mark Friedman) flexing and Jeremy (Gregory Holt, left) dancing in his underwear, displaying a sizeable bulge. They meet up and drive to a party.  Jeremy is worried meeting someone new: they always dump him the moment they discover that he has a huge penis.  Really?  

At the party, Jeremy runs into his ex, Caitlin, who thinks all actors are pathetic losers.  She took a witchcraft class and put a spell on him, to ensure that he will never find work.  Her new guy, Brett (Tony Cavalero)), is a personal trainer.  "So you hold people's feet while they do sit-ups," Jeremy sneers.  Brett calls him a "dick." and stomps off.

Then  the movie turns into a soap opera about heterosexual relationships, with six lengthy kissing scenes amid discussions of auditions and roles.  No more beefcake, and no LGBT people exist.

Believe me, life in West Hollywood was a lot more fun than this short/ web series/ movie suggests.  LGBT people definitely existed.  And celebrities: I met Keanu Reeves and Robin Williams, had lunch with Michael J. Fox and Richard Dreyfuss, saw Christopher Atkins' dick, and hooked up with...well, never mind.

There are some nude and bulging photos of some of them on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends