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1. "Punching or licking. Your choice."
Am I licking, or are you?
Beefcake, gay subtexts, and queer representation in tv and other pop culture from the 1950s to the present
1. "Punching or licking. Your choice."
Am I licking, or are you?
The premise: this is a genre-bending horror-comedy about a serial killer stalking co-eds, all named Chanel, with the headmistress played by Jaime Lee Curtis, the Last Girl from Halloween.
Scene 1: In the last episode, a swamp monster played by Jeremy Batiste killed a patient at the C.U.R.E. Institute, where "the incurable are curable." Wait, I thought we were at a college. The cop is not impressed, and thinks that Outcast Chanel did it.. Evil Dean Munsch, played by Jaime Lee Curtis, thinks that thecop is an idiot.
The other two Chanels also think that Outcast Chanel did it, out of frustration because she's so ugly no one will screw her: "The closest shes gotten to sex is when a bookshelf fell on her." Why, did it have a book about sex? I don't get the joke. And jealous because they scored hot dates with the Sleazoid Doctors, Brock and Cascade(Taylor Lautner, top photo, John Stamos).His regular doctors say that it is incurable, but the Sleazoid Doctors think that they can remove the tumors with a CO2 Laser. Except they're too expensive; there aren't any at the center. So just transfer him to a facility that has one.
Last season, she was in charge of a college, and did some crazy shenanigans, but the Chanels foiled her scheme. Dr. Munsch must have brought them here for revenge, sending the swamp monster to pick them off one by one. So, what are her qualifications? All she has is the honorary Ph.D. that the University of Pittxburgh took from Bill Cosby.
Scene 4: Sleazoid Doctor #1 on his movie date with the Head Chanel. She reveals her favorite hobby: dropping popcorn on the floor, so the fatties feel bad about themselves. He loves the idea!
Meanwhile, Orange Boy and Outcast Chanel bond over stories of being the outcast in their cliques. He shows her a picture from before the orange tumors: he was hot! She vows to get him the money for the CO2 Laser.
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Born in "The Sunshsine State of Florida" in 1990, Matt began acting at the age of eight, and appeared on screen in some guest spots before hitting paydirt in Zoey 101 (2005-08).
Zoey (Jamie Lynn Spears) and her brother Dustin (Paul Butcher) are students at the prestigious Pacific Coast Academy, filmed on location in Malibu instead of on a sound stage. Her coterie includes:
1. Logan (Matthew Underwood), the fabulously wealthy son of a famous actor, an it-boy who is basking in the absurdly exaggerated longing of every girl who sees him. Eventually he settles down with the nerd Quinn (see, looks aren't everything).
2. Chase (Sean Flynn, left), in love with Zoey but trapped in the "friend zone." Eventually, she realizes that she is in love with him, but then she leaves him again.
2. Michael (Christopher Massey, right), mostly in charge of advising Chase to admit his feelings, although he eventually gets a girlfriend of his own.Matt reveals that just after Zoey, when he was 19, he was harassed and then assaulted by his agent. The trauma prompted him to move away from Los Angeles and retire from acting.
And some shorts: Time Hoppers (2018), Matt and Sebastian Cabanas in silly costumes.
I've been watching The Neighborhood (2018-2025) about two nuclear families who are...um...neighbors, because someone on Reddit said that the femme, long-haired Grover (Hank Greenspan) was gay. So far he hasn't expressed any interest in men or women, or really interacted with anyone outside the two families.
An article in the Washington State Pullman student magazine provides some biographical details: Bridger Buckley grew up in Snohomish, Washington, a suburb of Seattle. He was an "angry fat kid" who changed his diet, bulked up, and went out for football. -- Snohomish Panthers, class of 2014.
He went to Washington State Pullman on a football scholarship, but was hit by a car during his sophomore year, resulting in a concussion and two fractured vertebrae. It took a long time to recover, but eventually he returned to WSU and the football team. Another injury, this time a badly sprained ankle, put an end to his football career, but not to his fitness goals.
By 2018, he was ranked #44 in West Coast Men in the Crossfit Games.
Bridger won the Hammering Ram and Mount Olympus, permitting him to go on to the Battle of the Titans and win Herculean Pull, In the season finale, The Titan Championship, he lost the Uprising (pulling an anvil through a series of concrete barriers).
James-Jean Louis, a truck driver from Miami Beach, was named top male Titan.
And he began auditioning:
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Back Story: Washed-up superhero Peacemaker (John Cena) is mourning his dead brother, and the fact he had to kill his evil white-surpremacist supervillain father. He stumbles through an interdimensional vortex in his father's house to a parallel world where Peacemaker is a hero, Dad is nice, and Brother Keith is still alive.
But in Episode 2.6, his friends (and an enemy) come to retrieve him. Just Friends finds him at ARGUS Headquarters, where she discovers that this is a white-supremacist Nazi-dominated United States (I'm not commenting). She wonders why Peacemaker didn't get a clue from the swastika on American flags and Mein Kampf on every desk. Answer: He's not very bright.
Scene 1: Peacemaker's buddy, the superhero Vigilante (Freddie Stroma), meets his this world-counterpart (Kellen Boyle), and they bond over superhero gossip. He mentions that he belongs to the Sons of Liberty, a resistance movement to the fascist state.
"Wait -- the Nazis won World War II here?"
"So the Allies won in your world? You must live in a utopia!" Um...do you want to tell him, or should I?
Suddenly Vigilante remembers that one of the friends he came with is black. They have to find her before she gets grabbed and sent to a concentration camp!
Cut to Leota being chased by an angry mob. They chase her into a pool. Judomaster rescues her, and electrocutes the mob (or you could just fly away with her. Oh, right -- you're a villain).
Cut to Peacemaker and Just Friends trying to escape. They're surrounded, so he grabs her and flies her out -- ineptly.
"I'm just a casual thief who got caught, and made up a story," he claims. They don't believe him. They also know that their Peacemaker is dead, replaced by the one from his world, "a dark version of ours."
Brother Keith ran into Just Friends earlier, and complains that she must be from that other world, too: "She was wearing...ugh..pants, and she never heard of Helloween!"
"Ok, we have to round up and kill all of the intruders from the Dark World."
"What's up with this place?" Leota asks "I just went for a walk, and got chased by an angry mob."
"The Nazis won World War II. You don't want to be a minority here...or Buddhist...or gay...or anything I am, really. Also, Cheetohs end with an h here, and they aren't nearly as good." Ok, he's gay, in a blink-and-you miss it throwaway line tucked in with a joke about Cheetos.
"So what do we do now?"
"Wait till nightfall, find your friends, and sneak into Peacemaker's father's house, and go through the portal to get home."
While waiting, they play Scrabble (Scrobble in this world), and discuss Leota's problems with her girlfriend., and how much Judomaster hates Peacemaker, "jingoistic garbage person."
"If you open your mind a little, you'll find out that he's really a sweet guy."
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1. "Do my pits look too big?"
2. "Do my abs look too big?"
In spite of the whimsical pun-title, Dog Gone (2023) is about a dying guy and his dog, who is also dying. He's probably straight, but I'm not sure: the plot synopsis was so disturbing that I just skimmed through.
In Gaslight (2021), which is about Watergate, not Victorian England, Johnny plays Jay Jennings, the estranged son of Martha Mitchell (wife of Attorney General John Mitchell). He is married to a woman.
In spite of the whimsical title, Life as a Mermaid (2016-2018) is a live-action drama about two mermaid sisters living among humans. Johnny plays the Barnacle King, sort of a nerdish character with disgusting barnacles attached to his face. He has a male sidekick, but I couldn't stomach watching long enough to determine if he is gay or gay-vague.
Fun fact: Life as a Mermaid is also a documentary about transgender people in Borneo.
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