Link to the n*de grown-ups
2. Interesting mural at the Charleston airport.
Beefcake, gay subtexts, and queer representation in mass media from the 1950s to the present
John Wahlberg appeared on one of my n*de celebrity websites, listed as "an actor." I figured he must be Mark Wahlberg's son, so I began the research.
Surprise: He only appeared in one movie, an adult video from the BelAmi Studios.
He's so incredibly hot, and I'm still wondering if he's Mark Wahlberg's son, so I continued the research.
There are two bios, on Facebook and BelAmi. They have the same photos, they both say he's an actor/model, but the timelines are completely different.
1995: Left job as a Private Secretary at the Bistro Cafe at the Palms Casino Resort, Las Vegas. There's no such job. The Bistro Cafe hires cooks and waiters.
1995: Left job as a front desk hotel clerk at a hotel in Bursa, Turkey.
Wait, were you working in Las Vegas and Bursa at the same time? Or was it a summer-school thing?
2003: Graduated from high school in the U.S.
So, were you ten years old when you left the Las Vegas/Bursa jobs, or did you graduate from high school at age 30?
2008: Graduated from the University of Virginia College at Wise, population 3,000, in the far western part of the state. It's a small, isolated school, unlikely to draw anyone who doesn't live nearby.
That university has a music department, but does not teach specifically penyanyi. Or is this guy Indonesian, and just means voice?
Left: A voice major at the 2020 Honors Recital.
Now he lives in Las Vegas, where he is a content creator for the Bree Gaming Channel.
1993: Born in Hungary. Real name Benjamin Ders (try researching that on German-language websites).
2009: At age 16, photographed in front of a bong.
2011: At age 18, he answered an ad for BelAmi, and did a photo shoot before moving to the U.S. His measurements: 6'0", 2 pounds (must be a mistake), 8.5 inches.
I found photos of actor Dean Geyer on a general n*de men website, but the byline said he was an actor, so let's take a look.
He rates a cover of New Weekly, with the quote "I once waited for an hour outside a girl's school to give her a Valentine's day present," and a "Perv Poster." Presumably in Australia the term doesn't have the horrifying connotations that it does in the U.S.
Rehearsal (2015) evokes the rehearsal for a Chekhov play going awry due to the incursion of an American screen hunk. Dean's character may be gay: Blaise Remington? Who has ever named their kid Blaise? But the director is named Turner Horatio Longfellow. Really?
No, in the trailer Blaise Remington is surrounded by ladies.
Blaise? Really?
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In his autobiography, Green Light, Matthew McConaughey tells us that he's "tired of being talked about like that guy with a n*de torso." So here's his n*de torso.
I was interested in Austin Seifert because he appeared in two episodes of The Righteous Gemstones as a Cycle Ninja (a gleaming metallic assassin) and six as the stunt double for Skyler Gisondo, who played Gideon Gemstone (the car chases and monster truck demolitions were all his).
Austin has 6 acting credits and 64 stunting credits on the IMDB, beginning in 2016, including episodes of The Walking Dead, The Darkest Minds, The Haunting of Hill House, El Camino, Creepshow, The Suicide Squad, Outer Banks, and Captain America: Brave New World.
And provided the backsides for Gianni Paolo and Hunter Doohan (on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends)
1. Virtually no biography. All I could discover from Facebook, Instagram, the IMDB, and google searches is: he's from San Diego, where he probably attended St Augustine, a Catholic boys' school (at least his brother was a track star there). Now he lives in Marietta, Georgia, about 20 miles north of Atlanta. In a relationship, but doesn't say with who.
And in 2013 he was in high school, quite young, and being held in his buddy's arms.
I've never played the game "Snakes and Ladders" but apparently you move your piece up by landing on ladders and down by landing on snakes. It's the title of several tv series and movies, most recently the Mexican Serpientes y Escaleras on Netflix. The promo shows a femme guy with orange hair at a party, heading for the bathroom, encountering a conservative guy ("on the right"), and having a conversation with awesome tension. Ok, so let's go, Episode 1.1.
Scene 1: Some kids playing in a school yard. A boy with blue eyeglasses and a girl get into a tussle, while the playground monitor looks horrified and the narrator tells us that "ethics" means "moral character," following the norms of the society.
The Prefect yells at him. He responds: "She asked. What could I do?"
N*de photos of Alfredo on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends
The girl's father is dorky-looking Mr. Muriel, aka the Chocolate King, the head of Mexico's biggest chocolate company.
Mr. and Mrs. Counsul claim that the girl grabbed the boy's private place.
Chocolate King: "No way! She's six years old, too young to know about such things!"
The Prefect was there, but couldn't see well enough to affirm or deny that it happened.
Headmistress adjourns the meeting until tomorrow, and then yells at the Prefect: "You will write a statement indicating that you saw exactly what happened, and it will be what the Counsul wants to hear!"
The kids are still friends, but the parents forbid them from seeing each other again. In other news: The Chocolate King is the ex-boyfriend of Vicente's wife, and thinks that she came back to rekindle their romance. "No, my husband got a job here." Maybe he was better looking in the old days.
Scene 3: The Prefect and her friend discuss whether to say that the daughter did it or not. The Chocolate King is the most popular parent in the school, but the Spanish Counsul!
At home, her bigoted, abusive ex-husband is visiting. There's a problem with their pink-haired son, Antonio: he's been gambling, and owes a lot of people money -- the Mafia! She doesn't believe him. They argue about who is the worse parent. Then Antonio comes in and asks to borrow a little money. They start yelling at him: "I've raised you under the framework of ethics and morality!"
Uh-oh, the Chocolate King arrives in his limo, so Prefect tells them both to go out smiling, as if they're the perfect family.
Scene 4: The Chocolate King wants the Prefect to say that his daughter didn't do it, so she's not stigmatized as a s*x offender at age six.When the Prefect balks, he gives the back story: Once he was engaged to Mrs. Garcia. Then he got another girl pregnant, so he had to marry her instead. She went to Spain, married Counsul Garcia, and now she's back, trying to prove that her husband is bigger.
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Monsters, Inc. (2001) suggested that monsters have an economic motive for crawling out from under your bed: the psychic energy of children's screams is the main source of power for their society. But scream-harvesters Mike and Sully (John Goodman, Billy Crystal) discover that children's laughter is more powerful, so the monsters change their tactics. The two monsters are presented as a classic straight man-buffoon comedy team, like Abbott and Costello, and one of them has a girlfriend, but they still have a strong gay subtext.
Tylor is voiced by Ben Feldman, the Scott Baio lookalike best known for Superstore, who did a PSA in favor of marriage equality in 2012. Could there be more open LGBTQ representation in the sequel?
I watched Episode 2, "Meet MIFT," in which Tylor goes to work for the Monsters Inc. Facilities Team.
Scene 1: Tylor's first day on the job (last episode) was a disaster, so today Mom insists on driving him to work. He doesn't care: the MIFT job is just a "temporary nightmare" while he is awaiting his move to the Laugh Floor (I knew lots of people like that in West Hollywood).
Scene 2: Tylor arrives at the Maintenance Department in the basement, where the team is waiting for an initiation ceremony: "When a part breaks down, we fix it. If a machine needs maintenance, we maintain it. We're the monsters behind the monsters!" He protests that this job is just temporary. "That's what we all thought. "
His first ceremonial task: "Wrench that nut!" It sounds dirty, especially when he protests: "I don't want to wrench any nuts I want nothing to do with nuts." Speak for yourself, guy.
Next he has to pass through the Doorway of No Return to the land of Infinite Commitment. "But...this job is just temporary?" "That's what we all thought."
Scene 3: Mike from the original movie returns from an 18-hour shift of refilling laugh canisters. His boyfriend Sully, now the CEO, tells him to take a break, but there's no time: somebody has to keep the kids laughing. Plus he has a comedy class to teach at lunch. Sully: "You can't keep going like this."
Troublemaker Duncan (Lucas Neff) gives him an assignment: a cannister that needs refurbishment, or it will explode in 20 seconds. It explodes. Duncan laughs evilly.
Lunch time: Tylor goes off to his comedy class. The others are upset: what does he need to learn comedy for? It's almost as if he doesn't plan to stay here forever.
Left: Lucas Neff
Scene 6: Mike leaves the rest of the lecture to the stern HR director, Ms. Flint, and runs to a door portal. His girlfriend warns him that it's not safe, but he goes through anyway, and is trapped! His girlfriend? Mike is more obvertly heterosexual than he was 20 years ago. That's not progress!
The MIFT team rushes into action. They restore power to the portal and get Mike back, but now he's trapped on a conveyor belt. The "reverse" lever is rusted shut; no one has the strength to turn it -- except -- Tylor! The newbie saves the day!
Scene 7: While they are celebrating, Ms. Flint arrives to pick up coworker Banana Bread's things. She was so impressed by his "nuanced insight into comic theory" during the comedy class that she is promoting him to the Laugh Floor.
Ouch! But at least now there's a vacant desk, so Tylor gets one of his own. And a wrench with his name on it. The end.
There's also a segment called Mike's Comedy Class, where Mike sings about the dangers of comedy: the kid could "bust a gut," shatter into little pieces, fall out of bed and hit their head, or have their butts fall off.
Tylor and ?: Tylor doesn't display any heterosexual interest, but I didn't see anyone for him to have a gay subtext with. Maybe Fritz, who is very, very interested in welcoming him to the team? But Tylor finds his attention annoying
LGBTQ Representation: Still no open representation, just some tentative subtexts.
This guy is named The Gronk. I have no idea what, if anything, he's famous for, but he's breath-taking.
The William Jewell College in Liberty is affiliated with the Baptist Church, so I imagine that it's not at all gay friendly.
The Olivia Experiment (2012): A woman suspects that she is asexual, so she accepts a friend's offer of a night with her own boyfriend to find out. That is wrong on so many levels. You know whether you're into someone or not without actually having it. That's like the people who ask "How do you know you don't like going with women unless you've tried it?" Easy...look at a woman, and ask yourself "Do you want to go with her?"
Alex plays a member of the Asexual Support Group, where Olivia is informed that she's not really asexual, she's just afraid to open up to intimacy.
Young Paul Holt in Chapman (2013), which seems to be a Western.
Young Henry Bird in The Advocates (2013), which seems to be about lawyers
Chloe in two episodes of Ray Donovan (2013-2015): a "transvestite" hooker who is blackmailing movie star Tommy (Austin Nichols) to get money for "a s*x change." What is this, 1975? The vocabulary is all wrong. Transgender people don't get "s*x changes," they transition.
10 episodes of The Fix (2019) as the stepson of Sevvy Johnson (Adewale Akinnouye-Agbaje), an actor accused of murdering two of his girlfriends. He assaults his father, gets into fights, and does other deviant stuff while dating girls.
62 episodes of Nancy Drew(2019-23), as a drug-addled outsider who becomes one of the teen sleuth's scoobies and dates girls.
Noticing a pattern in Alex's screen presence? Long hair, soft, feminine, gay-coded in spite of his characters' endless series of girlfriends.
He doesn't have Instagram, and his X just promotes his tv series, so his personal life is up for speculation. LezWatch calls him cisgender heterosexual, but that may just be default.
Could he be gay in real life?
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