Link to the NSFW photos
Welcome to Plathville, originally on TLC but recently streamed to Hulu, is a six-season long reality series about the Plaths: "A strikingly blonde, blue-eyed Quiverfull family with 9 children in Southeastern Georgia, who are very passionate about traditional roles, their courtship rituals, music, God, and domestic life."
Brr. Sounds too scary. They must be wildly homophobic, but I imagine that they agreed to appear only if there were no "homosexuals" in the crew, so maybe they won't mention them at all. Episodes appear to be soap-opera like, with marital problems, career troubles, treks into secular civilization, and lots of clickbait "dark secrets" and "startling revelations."
The elder Plaths belong to the No Greater Joy Ministries, an out-of-the-box fundamentalist cult that, other than hating homos, teaches that women must always be subservient to men -- working outside the home is a major sin, and will turn her into an evil lesbian. Plus you must beat your children to ensure their subservience -- if you don't, they'll start to talk back and turn gay.
I'm too squeamish to watch, but I'll check for fundamentalist beefcake.
The parents, Barry and Kim, have broken up and gotten a divorce, which means, of course, that they are both headed for hell. In my childhood church, that would get you kicked out.
Their oldest child, Ethan, left, married the outsider Olivia, who works as a photographer. A woman working outside the home! A shocking revelation!
Ethan and a buddy at the gym.
Daughter Hosanna refused to appear on the show. She has left the family, moved to Ohio, and married an outsider. A dark secret revealed!
Daughter Moriah visited San Francisco and had sex with her boyfriend Max Kallschmidt, left. A shocking revelation!
The younger children are Lydia, Isaac, Amber, Cassidy, and Mercy.
Micah works as a model, which means he has to work with gay people. Uh-oh, he's doomed.
More after the break.
I don't know how someone could get the cover of Boylicious without knowing that he has gay fans, but one of the comments warned him about the "homosexual agenda."
He asks "Where's my soul mate?" without specifying if he wants a man or a woman. But most of the 2,300 Instagram followers who offered to be his soul mate were women. I imagine that the guys were afraid to say anything.
Pretending not to look.
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Micah has posted a lot of underwear shots, but I'm holding out for the Full Monty. Come on, dude. You gave us a rear view. Now let's see it flapping around.
I guess this is as close as we'll get. With the Plaths, anyway.
See also: Shane Harper: The "Good Luck Charlie" and "God's Not Dead" guy shows his d*ck surprisingly often
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