Skyler Gisondo's Hot/H*ng Photos, Part 1: Birthdays, biceps, and a Viking Satyr. Plus Asa Butterfield

 
 Link to the n*de photos.

Skyler Gisondo is not my favorite actor.  Endless gay crumbs with no resolution as Gideon on The Righteous Gemstones, then deliberate queerbaiting as Jimmy Olsen on Superman.  But technically neither were his fault, he's cute, and up to 2025, his social media was overbrimming with gay teases, so let's look at some photos.   

 

1. 24th birthday, with cat, odd presents, and a bare chest.

2. That's how I play basketball, too.

3. When gay guys have a party, they usually don't play Monopoly.

4. Skyler starred in The Santa Clarita Diet as the boyfriend of the daughter of the zombified Sheila Hammond.  Thomas Novak, n*de on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends, played their high school principal. 

5.Skyler dressed as a Viking Satyr for a competition in Wet Hot American Summer.   If you don't like eating hot peppers, I have another suggestion.

6. A more realistic Viking-Satyr costume for you to consider. 

More genuine Gisondo after the break.

7. It's nearly impossible to look cool while eating a hamburger, but Sky pulls it off.

8. Skyler's chest is like Adam Devine's p*nis, a constant topic of conversation.

9. Speaking of chests....

10. Skyler and Asa Butterfield played gay-subtext boyfriends who get girlfriends in Time Freak.  Here Asa's junk is displayed to the class in Sex Education.  I assume he used a stand-in d*ck.

11. The Liberace look

12. I remember the days when I look for any excuse to touch a dude's hand.

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