So let's check Ian's Instagram, his dad's Facebook page, and his high school website to see what he's been up to lately.
In the summer of 2024, Ian starred as Troy Bolton in a local production of High School Musical.
Mardi Gras, 2025: Ian is hanging with some rather hot homies, no girls. So, into guys, buddy?
A photo dump from April 2025 shows Ian hugging his buddy Xander, who will receive the Louis Armstrong Jazz Award and be named to the LHSAA All-Academic Team. Quite an impressive boyfriend -- oh, wait, the rest of the photos show Ian hugging, kissing, and pretending to strangle a girl.
Next comes a n*de dude on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends. You'll need it to get through what comes next:
May 2025, Ian's Senior Prom photo dump: multiple scenes of hugging, kissing, pretending to strangle, dancing in his underwear with, sticking his tongue out at, and licking the corsage of a girl. Here he winks so we will congratulate him on being heterosexual.
More after the break.
May 2025: he is "committed" to Stanford University.
High school graduation: Ian walks across the stage, sticks his tongue out, poses with two guys and a lot of girls.
A tied-up n*de dude on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends to bolster you for what comes next.
December 2025: Ian is "thankful" at Stanford University -- he golfs, goes to a basketball game, tours the campus, and licks a girl while she sticks her tongue out. But he doesn't check out the bulges and butts of the wrestling team. Dude is straight.
Wait -- I read that wrong. He's at Samford University in Homewood, Alabama -- super homophobic fundamentalist, in the most homophobic state in the U.S. I'd be scared to set foot on the campus, but Ian likes it there.
Why do I always assume that everyone associated with The Righteous Gemstones is gay or gay-friendly, even actors cast for three lines in a single episode? Chances are Ian is homophobic.
And sort of ugly.
"At least I get to lick corsages."
But I get wieners, buddy. I win.
Going downtown on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends, a random California twink here.




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