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I found a file named "Jason Gehring" at the bottom of my "profiles to do." There are several Jason Gehrings out there: a baker with a Grindr profile, a nurse from Milwaukee, an artist from Germany, and a history student from Syracuse, but none of them look like this.
Could it be "Jensen Gering" (no h), who has 70 pages of photos on the teen idol site? A brief google reveals that Jensen is either gay in real life or played a gay character in a teencom called Erin and Aaron, or both, so let's try a profile.
Jensen's bio states that he is a singer, songwriter, guitarist, model (began at age one) and actor (began at age 13), and he's the son of the celebrities Galen Gering and Jenna Gering.
Great, two more people whom everyone in the world has heard of except me.
Dad Galen Gering (left) was born in Los Angeles in 1971, to incredibly famous parents whom I have never heard of.
He takes off his shirt a lot, a requisitie for soap studs.
Mom Jenna Gering got her start as a model at age 14. Then she studied theater and journalism at the University of Miami, and started her acting career in a 2000 episode of Baywatch. She has 23 credits listed on the IMDB, including episodes of Two and a Half Men, The King of Queens, Castle, Miami Sands, and Bent (not the one about gay men in a Nazi concentration camp).
Brother Dillon (left) hasn't done any acting except for an uncredited hospital kid on his dad's soap, and the reality series Dirty Soap (2011), with the dirt on soap opera stars. Galen and Jenna's dirt: they eloped to Las Vegas instead of having a church wedding. Quelle horreur!
Jensen grew in a theatrical environment, so he was naturally drawn to acting. He has six credits, including:
The Confab (2019): Fading child stars Ryker Baloun and Jensen compete for the last role they'll get before adolescence renders them unemployable. Poor guy, already a has-been in his first real acting job.
Wickensburg (2022): "an extremely formulaic and predictable mess of a family adventure" about an extremely blond woman and her young son (Jensen) moving to a small town full of extremely silly paranormal secrets.With townsfolk named Willow Darkwood and Mr. Hexenmeister, what do you expect?
More after the break
Left: Mr. Wilson is played by Maurice Dean Wint, seen here in Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001): he has covered his private parts with Gummi Bears to shows the future Hedwig his romantic interests.
Wickensburg got two sequels, a Return (2024) and an upcoming Secrets of. No plot synopses online, but the trailer shows Jensen with The Girl of His Dreams.
Sigh. Let's check to see if Google is right about Jensen's Erin and Aaron character being gay.
It was a 2023 Nickelodeon teencom about two polar opposites, the sensitive, artistic Aaron (Jensen) and the wild, uninhibited Erin (Ava Ro), becoming stepsiblings when their parents marry (isn't that the premise of Drake and Josh?)
Annoying next door neighbor Hunter (Luca Diaz) stalks them both: he wants to be best friends with Aaron and date Erin.
Reviews were awful, and viewership was in 100,000 range (in contrast, Drake and Josh episodes averaged 3-5 million viewers). 13 episodes were filmed, but only 11 were aired
Left: The acting talent, charisma, and hot bod of Drake Bell may have contributed to his show's success.
In the clips I reviewed, Aaron has a femme presentation, and "sensitive, artistic, musical" are codes for "gay," but according to the episode list, his plotlines involved:
Trying to get a girlfriend, and having her dump him so he can write a breakup song.
Not having enough money to take his new girl on an expensive date.
Getting a crush on a new girl.
Apparently the "Aaron is gay" was fan speculation due to Jensen's femme appearance.
Four heteronormative projects doesn't necessarily mean that you are straight in real life What about Jensen's music?
He has performed several songs in live venues like the Troubadour:
"Ain't No Sunshine" (when she's gone).
"Bright Lights" (she keeps a picture of me in her apartment)
His own "On the Line" (he's going to leave her).
Singing about "Girls! Girls! Girls!" does not necessarily mean you are straight, especially when your social media is loaded down with guy-hugging photos.
Wait, that's Dillon. Jensen is busy shooting "Prom," an ad for the Men's Wearhouse that shows his girlfriend whispering in his ear.
The fan speculation must be based on his long hair and femme rings, not on any expressed interest in dudes.
This was so frustrating that I posted n*de photos of Dillon, Dad Galen, Drake Bell, and Giovanni Ribisi on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.
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