Link to the n*de photos
This one wasn't my fault. I saw the Instagram recommendation while on my cell phone: Jonathan Tillson, a cute short guy who looks like Harrison Houde, Bowie on Some Assembly Required. Plus he has beefcake shots, and he's obviously gay -- the first 12 photos on his Instagram show him hugging, riding the back of, and visiting Greece with his boyfriend. Perfect for a profile!
But when I returned on my laptop, the recommendation was gone, and Jonathan Tillson is a white-haired comedian from Boston.
Maybe Tillotson? Or John instead of Jonathan?
It took a lot of sleuthing, including going through my search history and cache, to find short, obviously gay actor Jonathan Tison.
I like profiling little-known, obscure actors rather than superstars, and Jonathan has only five acting roles listed on the IMDB:
A 2014 episode of the true-crime docuseries Snapped: In Mississipi in 2006, a woman killed her estranged husband, but talked her thirteen-year old half-brother (played by Jonathan) into confessing to the crime.
A 2018 episode of the true-crime docuseries Murder Calls: In Oklahoma in 2011, a woman claims that an intruder broke into the house and killed her husband, but actually she did it. Jonathan plays Young Tim, but there's no Adult Tim in the cast list.
A 2018 episode of the true-crime docuseries Murder By Numbers. Dallas cops track down the Eyeball Killer. Jonathan plays the teenage Eyeball.
You're getting typecast, buddy.
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Jonathan wrote, directed, and starred in two shorts:
Fade From View (2025): A teenager (Jonathan), "caught in the fallout of his parents' divorce," goes to live with his grandfather. They bond "in the stillest hours past midnight."
On RG Beefcake and Boyfriends: I think this is Jonathan's backside.
At least it doesn't begin "After the death of...", like 90% of these vanity projects.
Joint Hatred for Paul (2025): Writing partners Noah (Jonathan) and Ava discuss how much they hate Paul Shoeman (not a real person, and not in the cast list).
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But wait -- there's more. Jonathan has a personal website where he identifies as an "actor, singer, dancer, adventurer" from Knoxville, Tennessee, who began performing at age nine, and has worked on professional, regional, and LORT stages. He specializes in "The Earnest Boy-Next-Door, whose infectious smile tries to distract from the truth his eyes can't hide."
His resume lists ten theatrical credits, but most are identified as "family-friendly," which means "heterosexuals only." I'll check those that don't have the FF label:
Double Helix, a musical about the woman who helped discover the structure of DNA, while facing misogyny and anti-semitism. Jonathan played her coworker, Raymond Gosling, who was straight in real life.
Titus Andronicus. He played Lucius, son of the violent warrior-king. Straight.
Urinetown has no specifically gay characters, but sometimes productions play up the gay subtexts. But Jonathan's character, Bobby Strong, gets The Girl.
On RG Beefcake and Boyfriends: Backside of Richard Fleesman, who played Bobby in the London production.
She Loves Me: Jonathan played Arpad, the teenage delivery boy who has a gay-subtext bond with shop owner Maraczek in this ancestor of You Got Mail.
One gay-subtext role out of 15 theatrical and on-screen performances is not a great record, Jon Baby. But at least you're going to show us your frontside, right?
More after the break. Caution: Explicit
There's a d*ck shot on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends, but I don't believe for a second that it is Jonathan's gigantor. The face is conveniently missing, and it's labeled Harrison Houde. The guys look alike, but that doesn't mean that their beneath the belt stuff looks alike.
Well, at least there's a lot of beefcake on your Facebook and Instagram, right, buddy?
What do you mean, this is it? 188 posts, and all we get are two chest shots in the same photo dump?
Well, at least you have a boyfriend.
What do you mean, the guy you were hugging is your brother?
Sheldon Tison is a country-western singer who specializes in songs about meeting The Girl. I get the impression that he's straight.
You're obviously gay, though. Right, Jon?
No?
Can I at least add you to my collection of short guys?
What do you mean, you're 6'0"?
And you don't even look that much like Bowie.
See also: Lewis Cornay: Actor/singer meets Doctor Who and a Bear, has Daddy issues, stands on his head. With n*de Mormons and History Boys Played Artem in She Loves Me.
Nick Arapoglou: A Hasidic boy, a straight drag queen, a gay Muppet, the Sex Toy Teen's Dad. Was in Urinetown
Jake Thomas: Lizzie McGuire's bratty brother plays Harry Potter, competes with Cory, kisses Finn.. With Jake's junk and Cory's c*ck. From Knoxville
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