Erik Hesse: Immensely hot Short Guy from Reading, PA, with bad fashion taste, a job hugging athletes, and an eight inch tripod

 Link to the n*de photos

The celebrity p*nis site posted a video,  reputedly of ice hockey player Blake E. in the locker room, shoving his stuff at his teammates (photo on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends).  So I researched him.

No social media presence, just his stats: Born 1998 in Macomb, Michigan, 5'9", 181 lbs, a hockey player for the Royals in Reading, Pennsylvania (the one with the railroad in Monopoly).

The n*de dude nothing like the real Blake E.  I think he was identified as a prank.  

But who is the hunky short guy with the farmboy innocence and a 1950s haircut?  If Blake is 5'9", he must be 5'8".  

He's journalist Erik J.  I don't like to give the last names of non-actors, but it's German, for an inhabitant of Jesburg, Hesse.  So I'll call him Erik Hesse. 

Erik grew up in Lansdale, Pennsylvania, a commuter town about 25 miles from Philadelphia. In high school, he played baseball until an injury forced him off the team.  He was also a sports reporter for the Knight-Crier. 

He attended Temple University in Philadelphia, graduating a year early, in 2023,  with a BA in Media Studies and Production.

Left: Temple University Campus Recreation.  Do you choose one, or take all four, or...

While at university, Erik worked as a server at the Texas Roadhouse and an anchor for OwlSports, and apparently won two Emmies.

On RG Beefcake and Boyfriends: I couldn't find any n*de Temple students in my files, so I posted one from. 

More after the break

Erik and the guys. But don't get excited: his other guy-hugging photos seem to be for the purpose of interviewing athletes.  

Hugging athletes for a living?  Tell me more.

Since 2023, Erik has been the Director of Communications and Broadcsting for the Reading Royals ice hockey team, where Blake E. is a player.  It's about 40 miles from Lansdale.  Dude stays close to home.

Staying close to home instead of running away to a gay neighborhood, an intense interest in sports, only a few personal guy-hugging photos.  I'm getting the impression that our Erik is straight.

There's something about a straight guy in a suit...

Well, not when the suitcoat is too small, and he buttons the middle button.  Dude is definitely straight.

That's worse: a dumb burgundy suitcoat clashing with a blue tie? You should ask someone to give you some fashion tips.  

I volunteer.  First question: do you hang left or right? (n*de photo on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends).

Much better.  Now can we work on that silly hairstyle? You'll have to get n*ked again....

See also: Ruben Reuter: the wacky drug dealer of "Pushers," "Lord of the Flies" Percy, Channel Four journalist, Short Guy with a d*ck

Ethan Wacker: The former teen spy, Bizaardvark manager, and Vanderbilt fratboy looks good in a suit. And out of a suit.

The n*ked press bro on the bus with "The Girls on the Bus"

Off Campus: Hannah must choose between a hocky star with a nice butt and a bad boy with tats. Plus a gay bestie and fratboy c*cks