**Link to the n*de photos**

My "Profiles to Do" collection has a folder entitled "Nathaniel Bacon," compiled on December 25th of last year: a day that I generally devote to celebrating the end of the dark melancholic Holiday Season and those depressing holiday songs, especially Judy Garland's "Haaaaaave yooourself..."

Nathaniel Bacon must have been special to warrant starting a folder on that auspicious day, but it contains only six photos: three n*de, two muscle, and one indicating that he's a fan of The Golden Girls (and Friday the 13th).

I'll check his Instagram for more photos before committing to a profile.

And maybe some that I can post on this G-rated, censor-happy site.

Not much luck in that department: Nathaniel is wearing underwear that displays everything in almost all of his Instagram photos. Maybe he can't help it. Even extra-large is too small for him.

I found one where he's displaying his backside instead of his front. Does that count?

Finally, a G-rate photo. He's with a lady, but that can't be helped. When he's not showing his stuff, he's hugging, frolicking with, or dining with a lady (or two or three). I'm going to peg Bacon Boy as straight.

His tagline tells us that he's a tv/stage/film actor and singer, Broadway World Toronto Award Winner, and ACTRA Award Nominee, so let's check out his plays. Maybe some have gay content.

Cabaret: A muscle guy.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Rocky, of course.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch: um...he played Hedwig?

Fade to Black: The "young, gay fan" of a movie legend.

Wait....

Mike and Aaron Write a Musical: Mike, in an "enchanting gay love story."

That's a lot of gay content, Bacon Boy. Are you sure that you're straight? Maybe you're hugging, dining with, and cuddling in hot tubs with platonic pals, or your sister?

Nathaniel's on screen work after the break.

Nathaniel has 27 acting credits, beginning in 2007 with Going Down. Don't get excited, it has nothing to do with going down. It stars Nathaniel and a woman.

But then comes Rex vs. Singh (2008), about two Sikh mill workers arrested for gay activity in 1915 Vancouver.

A 2012 episode of The L.A. Complex (which is actually set in Toronto). Nathaniel plays the boyfriend of aspiring hiphop producer Tariq, before he starts dating a closeted rapper.

"N*ked Steam Room Man" in a 2018 episode of Falling Water.

"N*ked Gay Man in Sauna" in a 2022 episode of the new Kids in the Hall.

The music video "Too Much" (2023), by MANifesto, "a gaggle of grown-up gays covering songs originally done by girl groups."

Ok, I changed my mind. Bacon Boy is gay. And he's gone beyond underwear to show his full d*ck -- several times.

Even in the upright position.

This profile was a little disappointing. I covered Nathaniel's gay characters, determined that he is gay in real life, and posted pictures of his d*ck. That should be everything, but I'm not satisfied. It feels a little off.

Maybe it's all those lady friends. Or because I accidentally associated him with Christmas melancholy.

Charlie Brown: I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. I profiled Nathaniel Bacon, but I'm not happy. I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel. I like researching gay roles and seeing hot guys and all that, but I'm still not happy.

Linus: You're the only person I know who can take a gay muscleman with a big d*ck and turn him into a problem. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest.