Other than "that character can't be gay! He said hello to a girl in Scene 12!", the most common complaint I get is "that photo isn't of the obscure actor you're writing about!"
I don't understand the problem. Beefcake is beefcake. Why is it essential that a review or profile be illustrated by pictures of the exact guy? Especially if it's his c*ck, so you have practically no chance of seeing it in real life. Or if the guy is so obscure that not one person in a hundred will be able to tell the difference.
It's not intentional. It's just that it's hard to recognize an actor after seeing him in just one movie or one episode of a tv show. There are usually a hundred other people with similar features. Plus he might look completely different over time. And searches on Google Images are famously inaccurate.
For instance, take Michael J. Fox, the famous star of Family Ties, Back to the Future, Teen Wolf, Spin City, and so on, the first celebrity I met when I moved to West Hollywood. I'm going to pretend that I I've only seen him in Back to the Future, and google "Michael J. Fox" and "n*de." Here's who pops up:
1. Robbie Benson, a teen idol of the 1980s. I had the same poster hanging on my bedroom wall.
2. Charlie Sheen in Full Metal Jacket.
Correction: a reader informs me that this is his father, Martin Sheen, in Apocalypse Now.
How the heck am I supposed to know that Charlie Sheen's dad was also an actor, looked exactly like him, and also appeared in a war movie? I don't even watch war movies.
3. No idea. Google AI says that this is Charlie Sheen and Chad Lowe promoting Silence of the Heart (1984). I don't think so.
4. I think he was in one of those Friday-night TGIF sitcoms, Full House or Raising Dad or something. Maybe it appeared close to Michael's Family Ties sereis?
3. No idea. Google AI says that this is Charlie Sheen and Chad Lowe promoting Silence of the Heart (1984). I don't think so.
4. I think he was in one of those Friday-night TGIF sitcoms, Full House or Raising Dad or something. Maybe it appeared close to Michael's Family Ties sereis?
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5.No idea. Google AI says that this is Daniel Sharman in the tv series Teen Wolf. Michael starred in a Teen Wolf movie, so the connection sort of makes sense.
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6. This looks like Kevin Bacon with a moustache in a white cowboy hat. Did Kevin Bacon ever play a cowboy with a moustache?
6. This looks like Kevin Bacon with a moustache in a white cowboy hat. Did Kevin Bacon ever play a cowboy with a moustache?
7. No idea. Google Images says that this is Will Arnett as Gob in the tv series Arrested Development. I started watching the first episode, but turned it off immediately when it started with a homophobic slur. So, why is there a floorplan drawn on Gob's abs?
.8 William Gallo, who was doing a John Travolta clone things back in the 1980s No connection to Michael, except that they were both teen idols in the 1980s.
9. No idea. Nice physique, though. Maybe I'll use him to illustrate my next profile of an obscure actor that you've never heard of.
Eddie Ramos: Teen chimera with a boyfriend, gay cage fighter, probably gay artist, DMV short guy. With his butt and cock, of course.
"The Bondsman": Kevin Bacon fights demons, sings country-western music, trunks Tater. With Bacon's d*ck and Will Robinson's muscle
Robby Benson's Six Pack
"The Bondsman": Kevin Bacon fights demons, sings country-western music, trunks Tater. With Bacon's d*ck and Will Robinson's muscle
Robby Benson's Six Pack
