Link to the n*de dudes and gorgeousness
True Blood, on HBO (2008-14), had some gay vampires among the undead coming "out of the coffin. 
Couple #2: Max (Jaren Lewiston) and Emma, Charles and Liz's daughter. They turned her when she was child with diphteria 200 years ago. Now a young adult, she started dating Max (Jaren Lewiston). When he came to meet the parents, he was accidently hit by a marble bust, so Dad turned him to prevent him from passing away. Not to worry, he enjoys learning about vampire culture and being part of the "coven."
Couple #3: Jesse (the eternally shirtless Parker Young) and his elderly human wife. Jesse was turned 150 years ago. In a big reveal, Liz admits that she wanted him for her first victim, but she didn't drain enough blood, so he turned instead of going under. He got married to a human woman, but didn't turn her, so she is now elderly, and must never learn about the existence of vampires. Doesn't she wonder why her husband is still young, and her sons still teenagers? Or why they drink blood at every meal?
Jesse's half-vampire sons, about 40 years old but still teenagers due to the slow-aging, are Henry (Shylo Molina), who has "romance novel heart-throb level gorgeousness" (according to Variety), and aspiring stand-up comic Mort (Tristan Michael Brown).
Shylo, age 17 as of this writing, has appeared in The Mummy and Great Expectations. I went through his social media posts, and didn't see a lot to suggest that he is gay in real life.
Tristan, age 15, has been in the Disney Channel's Bunk'd and Pretty Freakin' Scary, and played the child version of gay tv journalist Michael Ausiello. He's got some queer codes going on, but I imagine that his character will be indefatigably girl-crazy.
I reviewed Episode 1.3, "The Mistake," where Jesse discovers that he wasn't chosen, he was supposed to be Mom Liz's first victim, but she flubbed the job.
Jeff Hiller, who is gay in real life, usually plays gay characters. I wonder if Aldrich will turn out to be gay, or if he will remain eternally hidden behind "they have a past together!" misdirections.
What We Do In the Shadows (2019-24), on "fearless" FX, featured a group of vampire housemates, most of them queer: "Some of my wives were men, and some were women."
But Eternally Yours (2026), on CBS, the stodgy old people's network, is entirely heteronormative, featuring three male-female vampire couples:
Couple #1. Charles (Ed Weeks, left) and Liz have been a married middle-aged vampire couple for 500 years and dislike each other, but the Council of Elders forbids divorce.
Couple #2: Max (Jaren Lewiston) and Emma, Charles and Liz's daughter. They turned her when she was child with diphteria 200 years ago. Now a young adult, she started dating Max (Jaren Lewiston). When he came to meet the parents, he was accidently hit by a marble bust, so Dad turned him to prevent him from passing away. Not to worry, he enjoys learning about vampire culture and being part of the "coven."
Jaren Lewison is a 5'7" Short Guy, and apparently gay in real life.
Jaren's junk is on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends
Couple #3: Jesse (the eternally shirtless Parker Young) and his elderly human wife. Jesse was turned 150 years ago. In a big reveal, Liz admits that she wanted him for her first victim, but she didn't drain enough blood, so he turned instead of going under. He got married to a human woman, but didn't turn her, so she is now elderly, and must never learn about the existence of vampires. Doesn't she wonder why her husband is still young, and her sons still teenagers? Or why they drink blood at every meal?
Parker's backside is on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends.
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Jesse's half-vampire sons, about 40 years old but still teenagers due to the slow-aging, are Henry (Shylo Molina), who has "romance novel heart-throb level gorgeousness" (according to Variety), and aspiring stand-up comic Mort (Tristan Michael Brown).
Heart-throb level gorgeousness? Ok...
Shylo, age 17 as of this writing, has appeared in The Mummy and Great Expectations. I went through his social media posts, and didn't see a lot to suggest that he is gay in real life.
Tristan, age 15, has been in the Disney Channel's Bunk'd and Pretty Freakin' Scary, and played the child version of gay tv journalist Michael Ausiello. He's got some queer codes going on, but I imagine that his character will be indefatigably girl-crazy.
I reviewed Episode 1.3, "The Mistake," where Jesse discovers that he wasn't chosen, he was supposed to be Mom Liz's first victim, but she flubbed the job.
It also features Boyfriend Max's Hospitio Vampirus, a sort of Bar Mitzvah for vampires.
One of the guests, Aldrich (Jeff Hillier), has "a past" with Mom Liz. The episode synopsis implies that they used to date, but it turns out that he just knows about her turning Jesse by mistake.
Jeff Hiller, who is gay in real life, usually plays gay characters. I wonder if Aldrich will turn out to be gay, or if he will remain eternally hidden behind "they have a past together!" misdirections.
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