Max Morrow: Jacob Two-Two, Bobby Brady, and Connor Underc*ver grows up. With stuff that scares the Blogger super-Puritan a-holes

 

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Max Morrow is one of the most frustrating actors that I've ever researched. Prime Video, Apple TV, Rotten Tomatoes, Amazon, FilmAffinity, TV Tropes, and the IMDB all say exactly the same thing: "Max Morrow was born on January 7, 1991. He is an actor and assistant director..." But nothing else. No biographical information online, no resume. no interviews or news articles.  There are at least 20 Max Morrows with Instagram, Linkedin, and Facebook accounts, but not the right one.

So here's what we know:

29 acting credits, beginning with Noddy (1998), about a toy shop run by Muppets, which spun off into a 44-episode Noddy TV series.

His most famous roles are in:

Jacob Two-Two Meets the Hooded Fang (1999): Jacob (Max), so called because he repeats everything twice, is sentenced to a mystical child-prison.  Mark McKinney of The Kids in the Hall, backside on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends, plays Mr. Fish.

Monk (2002): Max plays Benjy Fleming, the young son of Sharona Fleming, whom the fan wiki calls an antagonist, but seems to help the mentally ill detective quite often.  Benjy looks up to Monk as a surrogate father. 

The Brady Bunch in the White House (2002).  The "story of a lovely lady" and her gay husband ran from 1969 to 1974, then spun off into four new tv series and three movies. In this one, the Bradys get a winning lottery ticket which results in Mike Brady becoming president.  Well, it beats the Electoral College.

Max plays Bobby, the youngest son.

In case you were wondering, Gary Cole (not fully clothed on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends) plays Mike.

Chad Doreck plays Greg.

And Blake Foster (also not fully clothed, doing stuff in a video)  plays Peter.

I started this profile in the first place because of Connor Underc*ver (2009-2011), a teen adventure series with ordinary kid Connor (Max) roped into becoming a spy. All of the photos on the teen idol site show him working with his sidekick, "Whynot Wynott" (Jordan Francis, right).  They're only together in 15 of the 39 episodes, but there may be some gay-subtext buddy-bonding.   

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The Top 16 Short Guys from My Collection, from Ryan Pinkston to Gerran Howell, with d*cks, backsides, and exceptional gorgeousness

  I like them short, the shorter the better.  My boyfriend in West Hollywood was 5'4", and my current partner is 5'3".  If you're pushing toward 6'0", I'm not really interested.  So I've compiled quite a collection of short guy profiles.  Here are the top 16, some old favorites, some new discoveries.

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1. Ryan Pinkston: Hottest of the Short Guy Brigade, martial artist, gigolo, gay cop. With some costar d*cks

2. Jason Marsden (left): Second hottest of the Short Guy Brigade, Steve Smith, Max Goof, and Robin. With Marsden d*cks

3. Joe Mande: The incredibly gorgeous Ben on "Modern Family" writes for tv shows that I don't like, shows his frontside but not his chest.

4.  Shayne Topp (left): Nickelodeon teen, Barry's buddy, bodybuilder, sketch comedian who pretends to be gay and have a massive d*ck. We'll see.

5. Travis Turner: Short Guy Brigade, gay subtexts, cutesy cartoons, Christmas romcoms, and hip-hop. With n*de photos and Drake Bell

6. Yani Xander (left): Headless ghost, Speechless body double, Telugu cop, hottest guy on the planet has a boyfriend and a tree-trunk

7. Matt Crabtree: Shy, quiet, stuttering Southern boy grows up to "Modern Family," "Will and Grace," one-man shows, and p*nises

8. Eddie Ramos: Teen chimera with a boyfriend, gay cage fighter, probably gay artist, DMV short guy. With his backside and c*ck, of course.

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Nick Arapoglou: A Hasidic boy, a straight drag queen, a gay Muppet, the Adult Toy Teen's Dad. With his backside and a n*de Chris Evans

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In Righteous Gemstones Episode 3.4, the Sex Toy Guy (Nick Vardakas) attends Keefe's Ice Cream and Wieners Party with his Dad (Nick Arapoglou).  Biker Clarence happens to be there, and  tells them that Keefe bought out his adult store's entire inventory.   Afraid of being outed, Keefe says "that's just something we used to do with the kids." Great idea, buddy.  Now they don't think you're gay, they think you're...

Later, the parents meet with Kelvin to complain that Keefe is "weird" and not qualified to be a youth leader. Dad continues: "With all the rumors swirling around you, can't you see how strange this all looks?"

"There's rumors about me?" Kelvin asks, shocked.  

Jack: And then Kelvin said...he said...

Karen: That no one knows he's gay!

The real-life Nick Arapoglou (a gay ally) was born in Huntington, New York, but moved to Atlanta as a child.  He was a Drama Club Kid in high school, appearing in an al-fresco production of Midsummer Night's Dream (in a real forest).  

He received a B.A. in drama from Indiana University in 2007, then returned to Atlanta, where he became a mainstay of the theater scene.

Nick's theatrical performances include:

A closeted gay guy in Speech & Debate (2009)

A straight guy in the queer-themed Spring Awakening (2011). 

My Name is Asher Lev (2012), based on the classic coming-of-age novel by Chaim Potok, about a Hasidic Jewish boy torn between his religion and his art.

The Gifts of the Magi (2012), based on the O. Henry story, where Nick met his future wife Caroline.

Bobby Strong in Urinetown: The Musical (2013). 

Romeo in Romeo and Juliet (2015)

The Toxic Avenger (2016), based on the 1984 movie about a slime-covered superhero.

A straight Elvis impersonator turned drag performer in The Legend of Georgia McBride (2017).

Straight Muppet Princeton and gay Muppet Rod in Avenue Q (2023), which won him the Suzi Bass Award for best actor in a musical.

Plus he has 33 acting credits listed on the IMDB, beginning with Frat Guy in the short Married Sex (2009) and Fashion School Kid (probably queer coded) in a 2011 episode of Single Ladies.  

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Magic Thomas: Special needs teen hugs Disney hunks, celebrates Pride. With Pratt, Pascal, Peter Pan, and some dudes with autism.

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I was interested in the Instagram recommendation Magic with Thomas because of the film of a very flamboyant Peter Pan hugging a fan.  A gay actor would work for a profile...

Turns out that Thomas is not Peter Pan, but the guy he's hugging: a 19 year old special needs teen with autism, whose Dad curates his Instagram page with 500,000 followers, Tiktok with 1.2 million, and Facebook with 325,000.  

In 2026, he was named #6 in the Top 100 Autistic Influencers.

As a "Disney superfan," he gets hugs and plushies from every Disneyland character you can imagine, from Shaggy (Scooby-Doo) to Alberto (Luca). And they know his name!

The Evil Queen is a favorite. A video of the two strolling through the park, while she yells "Make way for royalty," got 2.2 million views.

Notice the pride t-shirt.  Thomas also wears a "Love is Love."

Hanging with Guardians of the Galaxy Star-Lord Peter Quill.  

To get my beefcake quota, here's Chris Pratt, who plays the Star-Lord in the Guardian of the Galaxy movies (n*de on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends).

With Mr. Fantastic from The Fantastic Four.  Dad says that Thomas doesn't care about the characters, just the actors.  He likes those who provide a positive interaction, talk to him and treat him as an equal.

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