Yani Xander: Headless ghost, Speechless body double, Telugu cop, hottest guy on the planet has a boyfriend and a tree trunk-sized d*ck

  

Link to the n*de photos

I don't understand why the NSFW version is getting so few page views.  It shows one of  the hottest guys on the planet, and he has a huge d*ck.  Why would you not want to see it?

When I was researching the beefcake on the British Ghosts tv series,  I found Yani Xander listed as Headless Humphrey: a Tudor nobleman who was accidentally beheaded, so as a ghost his head keeps falling off his body.  Except Humphrey's head is played by Laurence Rickard.  You never see the incredibly gorgeous Yani, because at 5'3", he is inside Humphrey's body. 

One of the hottest guys I've ever seen, and 5'3"?  Sign me up!

He was born in 1997 in Burgos, Bulgaria, a resort town on the Black Sea about 4 hours from Sofia, which gives me an excuse to dip into my photos of n*de Bulgarian guys.  

After graduating from secondary school, Yani moved to London to study at the City Academy ((2017) and Anthony Meindl's Actors Workshop (2018).  He started getting roles in short films, like A Different League (2017), Alice and Jack (2017), and Refugee Point (2018).

Hey You (2019), only about five minutes long, has gay interest:  (Noel Samuels, Dmitri Spodobaev, top photo) are arranging a hookup. Yani plays a third guy (I'm guessing a bottom).

In 2019, Yani starred a starring role in the Telugu series Erra Gulabhila Govindu.  He plays a cop.  Wait, Telugu, the Dravidian language spoken in South India?  What's Yani doing there?    What's he doing in southern India?  And learning Telugu?

Next came three episodes of Alex Rider (2020), featuring a teenage James Bond (Otto Farant), his goofy best friend (Brennock O'Connor), and the Girl of His Dreams.  Yani plays the son of a Russian baddie. 

And two episode of Dangerous (2020), a "bland and cliched" Bollywood crime series.  So you're still in India, but learning Hindi, not Telugu

And 21 episodes of Ghosts (2019-23).

Also Yani was the stand in for J.J. Dimeo, the Speechless guy (Micah Fowler) when the gang went to London, and a body double for Joshua McGuire (left) in Cheaters.  Yes, he showed his backside (on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends)

His most recent work is the British-Indian sci-fi movie IRaH (2024), a weird spelling because it's an app devoped by Hari Singh (Rohit Roy).  It falls into the wrong hands, and chaos ensues. Yani's character does not appear in the plot synopsis.

What else has he been up to?

A lot of traveling!

 Bali

Japan

Abu Dhabi

Denmark

Cambodia

Greece

Many more countries and c*ck shots after the break

The Muppet Show: a refuge for the head cases. With a g*y Scooter, a fluid Gonzo, a dr*g queen Miss Piggy, and Sylvester Stallone

How can this article, which is been around since 2020 and has no mention of anything inappropriate for a 5-year old, possibly get the blogger censors upset?   But it did!  The only thing I can think of is that the Orange Goblin must commanded them to censor the word g*y itself, so....

When I was an undergraduate at Augustana College, I spent most of my free time in a little bookstore off the Student Union lobby. It stocked some bestsellers and miscellaneous nonfiction, including The Little Prince and Dag Hammarskjold's Markings,  but mostly science fiction and fantasy, with some underground comics under the counter.

It provided a bright belonging place for "head cases," boy who were majoring in English or philosophy or music, who wanted something greater and nobler from life than carrying briefcases into skyscrapers.  We called ourselves the Bookstore Gang.

During any hour of the afternoon and early evening, half a dozen members of the Bookstore Gang could be found standing by the counter, or sitting on it, or browsing through the shelves, or reading in the armchairs or green couch that blazed with western sunlight.  We discussed classes, comic books, movies, ghosts, and politics, but for some reason never girls.  When the bookstore closed, we adjourned to the Rathskeller or to the TV Lounge, to argue and advise and review, discussing The Wizard of Id or Saturday Night Live, yelling "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" while stuck-up Business Majors stared.

 

Everything we watched or listened to or read was hip, anarchic, iconoclastic, but my favorite was The Muppet Show (1976-81), with Kermit the Frog from Sesame Street hosting a comedy-variety show, juxtaposing back stage bits with musical numbers and tv show parodies:

The Swedish Chef

Veterinarian Hospital

Pigs...in Space

 Meanwhile, obviously g*y couple Statler and Waldorf heckled everything, except for the famous guest stars, of course.

And what a cast of guest stars!  Everybody who was anybody stopped by:
Joan Baez
Milton Berle
Bert and Ernie
Joel Grey
Arlo Guthrie
Vincent Price
Tony Randall

Sylvester Stallone, post-Rocky and pre-Rambo, who sang "A Bird in a Gilded Cage" and "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off."  (He means ending the romance, not removing clothing).

When I moved to West Hollywood, I found that every gay man had a copy of Miss Piggy's Guide to Life (1981) on his bookshelf.  The diva, ghosted by Henry Beard, offered a combination of real and parody tips for diet, exercise, entertaining, and romance.  The only one I remember is "Miss Piggy runs only when she is being chased."

Other hip, anarchic, iconoclastic tv programs and movies -- Monte Python, Mary Hartman, Saturday Night Live, WKRP in Cincinnati, Blazing Saddles, The Cheap Detective, Silent Movie -- were loaded down with anti-g*y jokes and hetero stuff, but The Muppet Show had neither.  

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Robert Aramayo: A gay psycho, a queerbaiting Elf, conversion therapy, Tourette's Syndrome, and a lot of n*de scenes. With the biggest d*cks in Europe

 

 

Link to the n*de dudes

Alfie Williams posted a photo with Robert Aramayo, who won twice at the 2026 BAFTA awards.  I never heard of him, but Alfie always buddies up to gay guys or guys who have played prominent gay roles, so it's time to do some research.

A promising start: Aramayo is n*ked a lot, with countless backside shots and at least one on-screen d*ck.  

He was born in 1992 in Kingston-upon-Hull, Yorkshire.  He is of English and Basque ancestry, giving me an opportunity to write about the Basque language.

Basque, spoken in northeastern Spain and southeastern France,  is not related to any other language on the face of the Earth.  It is the original language of the people who occupied the Iberian Peninsula, so old that some of its words come from the Stone Age:

Knife is labana, stone-that-cuts.  Roof is teilatu, top-of-the-cave

I find that fascinating.  Who wouldn't find that fascinating?

Ok, how about this: The Basque word for man is gizon, which is similar to the phrase big p*nis (giz lun) in ancient Sumerian.  And the p*nises of Basque men are among the biggest in the world, topping the already-impressive 13.5 cm average of the rest of Spain.  Did the Sumerians know something? 

Back to Aramayo: he performed in youth theater throughout his childhood, and received a BFA from the Julliard School in 2015.

Question 1: Any gay roles?

He started his on-screen career playing straight characters in Harley and the Davidsons (2016), and Game of Thrones (2016-2017).  

I figured that Galveston (2018) would be about Piers Galveston (1284-1312), the boyfriend of the future King Edward II, but it's about the city in Texas:  A dying hitman (Ben Foster) is returning to his hometown to meet the Girl of His Dreams.

In Stray Dolls (2020),  Indian immigrant Riz works in a hotel where she meets Dallas (Robert).  They plan a robbery together.  He shows his backside, but it's still heteronormative af.

How about Behind Her Eyes (2021), a psychological horror movie about a three-way love triangle? Louise falls in love with her boss, David (Tom Bateman) and befriends his wife.  Uh-oh. Robert plays her friend from the mental hospital.  He notes that he "prefers c*cks," and brags that he hooked up with one of the male nurses   In a Big Reveal ending, we discover that he switched bodies with the wife so he could get with David.  

That sounds a bit homophobic, promoting the idea that gay men are really trans women.

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"Ghosts" tv: Does the American or British version have the hottest guys? The most d*ck pics? The best gay representation?

 

Link to the d*ck pics

We've been watching the American version of Ghosts (2021-26),  about a husband and wife who inherit a mansion haunted by a disparate group of nonliving people who got stuck on the way to the afterlife.  While waiting for new episodes, we started on the original British Ghosts (2019-23).  The differences are striking.  The British version is louder and darker, the ghosts are annoying rather than endearing, and, at least in the episodes we've seen to date, more antagonists than friends.  But both versions have ample beefcake, some actors who have appeared n*de, on screen or off, and some gay representation.  Let's compare:

In the American version, the husband is Jay (Utkarsh Ambudkar), an aspiring chef and D&D player. In the British, it's  Mike (Kiell Smith-Bynoe).  His interests haven't been established yet.

Hotness winner: Kiell has a d*ck pic (on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends), but Jay is cuter.

The oldest of the ghosts are Thorfin (Devan Chandler Long), a Viking who was abandoned by his shipmates and killed by a bolt of lighting around 1000 AD; and Robin (Laurence Rickard), killed at an unspecified time, but during the Neolithic era, around 3000 BC

Hotness winner: Devan

In the American version, the next oldest is Sassappis (Roman Zaragosa), a Lenape storyteller who died in 1513 without a girlfriend. The others tease him for this, until he meets someone in  Season 3.

Roman is gay.

I don't find an exact parallel, but maybe Thomas Thorne (Mathew Baynton), a bad poet from the Regency era who died in a duel in 1824.  He keeps falling in love with every woman he sees.

Hotness winner: Mathew gave us some n*de scenes, but you can't beat Roman's physique.  

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