This is a series of memes -- jokes -- featuring Kelvin and Keefe of The Righteous Gemstones during their breakup, and a few random hunks. Most don't require you to have any background knowledge of the show.
2. No one misses you at allKelvin: Since you left me, everything is going great. No one misses you at all.
Keefe: Daddy Eli is taking me fishing next week.
3. You'l never get any action if you leave his ring on.
4. Let your bi flag fly, Kelv Baby
6. If things go well, maybe you can talk about cum later.
7. Ask some of the God Squad.
8. Sometimes you just gotta blow something..or someone.
Keefe: No. He's a muppet.
11. This is not Jerry O'Connell's cock Probably.
1. Which Gemstone gets him as a birthday present?
Keefe: BJ and I play pickleball on my lunch hour three times a week.
Kelvin: Well, I meant...
Keefe: Judy took me jewelry shopping yesterday.
Kelvin: She was just being nice...
Keefe: Jesse and Amber had me over for dinner last Saturday.
Kelvin: They never invite me over for dinner....
Keefe: Daddy Eli is taking me fishing next week.
Kelvin: Since when do you call him...
Keefe: Gideon invited me to a movie.
Kelvin: Dude, that's my nephew! Are you guys...
Keefe: Martin's kid has a music recital, and he asked me to...
Kelvin: Now you're just showing off.
3. You'l never get any action if you leave his ring on.
Jesse: I shouldn't have given them my monster truck.
Amber: Support Jesse in everything, no matter how stupid, or you'll end up alone, like Kelvin.
Kelvin: Leave his ring on or take it off? If I leave it on, guys will think I'm still marr..engag...a dude bro
Kelvin: Daddy said "No more workplace romances. They always blow up in your face." Well, this time I hired an assistant who I do not find attractive in the least! Taryn is nice and all, but no way would I...she's a fierce tumbler....and she's got a quirkly fashion sense...I love her laugh. We have to discuss the youth ministry, right? Why not over dinner at Luigi's?
5. Bi Boy from Barcelona
Kelvin: I'm going on my first date since Keefe and I broke up. Any advice?
Jesse: Stay focused. Don't talke about cum. Tell him who the fuck you are.
Keefe dating after the break-up after the break
8. Sometimes you just gotta blow something..or someone.
Robert Oberst said the same thing on his instagram.
9. Random Robert Oberst
Keefe: We were broken up. I thought you were dating Taryn. So when Joe Jonas introduced us, I asked him out. But I swear, I would never have invited you here tonight if I knew he was the headliner.
Kelvin: Did you have physical relations?
Keefe: No. He's a muppet.
11. This is not Jerry O'Connell's cock Probably.
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