I've had nothing but trouble with this post with memes -- jokes -- featuring Kelvin and Keefe of The Righteous Gemstones and friends. First the G-rated version gets slapped with a "sensitive content warning," and then I accidentally save the G-rated version on the explicit site. I hope these memes are worth it.
Link to the explicit photos
1. I like my coffee hot and black, like my...
Wait, that won't work for the G-rated photos. Go back in the bedroom; I'll think of a joke later.
2. BJ and Keefe go to church
3. The Men's Room
4. The honeymoon
5. I got your Eiffel Tower right here.
6. Even my grandmother knows, and she's never seen the show.
8. Try one in black leather
9. Sink in with us
12. You thought Keefe was Kelvin's first?
2. BJ and Keefe go to church
BJ: Praise Jesus! Testify! I got the Spirit of God in me!
Keefe: When will this be over so Kelvin and I can go home and make out?
3. The Men's Room
Keefe: During my Satanist days, I spent a lot of time in the men's room of that truck stop off Highway17. Want to give it a try?
Kelvin: You always have the best ideas for Date Night.
Kelvin: You want to go sightseeing? But Keefe, this is only the fifth day of our honeymoon. The Eiffel Tower can wait.
5. I got your Eiffel Tower right here.
More memes after the break
Jack: Then Kelvin said...he said...
Karen: That no one knows he's gay!
7. Depends on the filling
Keefe makes his special Belgian waffles for the party, but he can't decide whether to serve them with chocolate sauce or whipped cream.
Sorry, the Belgian waffles were too phallic, and got me shoved behind a "sensitive topic" barrier.
8. Try one in black leather
"I can't wear this at the drag show, Keefe. It's way too retro for my Lady Gaga number!"
9. Sink in with us
Come sink in with us. We have isolation tanks, fire dances, and ice cream. Men only.
10. Eli got Keefe a pair of knee pads for Christmas.
Keefe: Your Daddy is worth $600 million, and he can't afford two chairs?
Kelvin: Don't take it personal. Daddy makes all my boyfriends sit on the floor. He figures you spend so much time on your knees, you must like it down there.
12. You thought Keefe was Kelvin's first?
When Kelvin was in college, he had half the gay guys in town on their knees...praying to get saved, I mean.
Ryan Pinkston: Hottest guy of the Short Brigade, martial artist, gigolo, gay cop. Another Will and Grace crossover.
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