9:30 am: Chris, 33, 6'0, 160, asks "How do I know this isn't a setup?"
"Gay sex is legal in this state," I answer.
He arrives wearing a dirty orange construction company sweater: scruffy beard, a very smooth, very skinny physique.
2:00 pm. Wayne, 65, 6'0, 200, from Minnesota, in town for a conference.
I bring him into the bedroom and start kissing him.