Jan 5, 2025

Mark Haynes: Psycho-slasher, leather daddy, singer, translator, pec fan. With bonus Mark and David Deluise d*cks




 Link to the n*de photos

Mark Haynes has like 300 hot/hung pictures online, so I was going to do a hot/hung photo ollection, but the post is geting so few page views that I switched to a regular profile.

Mark (right) grew up in York, Pennsylvania, and now lives in Burlington County, New Jersey, near Philadelphia.  He has tried a number of career paths, including bodybuilder, hairdresser, bodyguard, model, translator, and personal trainer, and as Mark Intocable, a singer.  Spotify lists a lot of his singles, including "Take Me Back," "Drag Me Down," and "I am a Goth."  

"My Monster" is about a monster who pops up in the middle of the night when he's trying to sleep, or when he gets up to pee, "he's looking at me," saying "I control you, you do what I say."  Of course we all know what he's referring to.


Mark also films gay wrestling videos under the stage name Mark Muscle.

But his  main interest is in stunt work, especially choreographing fights and action scenes.  He has doubled for Dave Bautista in several movies, as well as Florian Munteanu, Travis Kelcem and Victor Drago



 For stunting he prefers fight scenes, but for acting he prefers gay characters.

His gay roles include:

High Town (2020): Leather Daddy #3 helped his fellow leather daddies beat up a drug dealer for making homophobic comments.

Bros (2022) was advertised as the first mainstream, non-niche movie by a major studio, "with an all-gay cast" and a plotline about a couple (Billy Eichner, Luke McFarlane) falling in love in spite of career problems.  It did not perform well, as heterosexuals were mostly afraid to see it, and LGBT people had already seen a hundred movies with the same plot.  Mark played a Rowdy Bear during a bar scene.

Intimacy Workshop (2022): A short featuring group of men gather for "a symposium on the art of human connection."

5Turning Teddy (2023), a tv series about a straight guy (Jamal King) who falls in love with an action-adventure star, "even though he likes women." Um...no big mystery there.  It's called being bisexual. 



Mark's most recent "gay" role was in Stream (2024), with Tim Curry as a hotel manager who sends masked Players out to kill his guets.  He plays Player 4, who doesn't get much character development, but it's significant that he targets only men: the foreign tourist Louis (Andrew Rogers), retired cop Bernard (Tim Reid),  and family man Roy (Charles Edwin Powell)

You can get Player 4 cutouts and action figures at fan conventions.




More Mark after the break



Dude notes that he's "obsessed with pecs."  When you go out, that's the first thing guys notice about you...well, the second thing...and any number of flirtations begin with "How much do you bench press?"





 I'll be right over, buddy












Are you into MILFs, femboys, or both?

I'm guessing guys, based on his numerous posts on social media about dating, vacationing with, and hanging with guys.  Also a post mourning the loss of a boyfriend. 

Whereas the only woman mentioned is his sister.









This is a rather femme bedroom, and it looks like a lady or a femboy holding up a mirror shard to reflect Mark's selfie...and skipping his beneath-the-belt parts.

Darn, when one gets posted, it turns out to belong to David Deluise of Wizards of Waverly Place.  Are they, like, dating? 

What about the second photo in the NSFW profile?  Does it depict David or Mark?



I guess it doesn't matter.  It's all about the pecs

See also: Hank Strong: Bodybuilder, firefighter, enforcer, leather daddy  Played Leather Daddy #1.




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