Miles Heizer: Gay and nearly-gay roles, a girlfriend and some boyfriends, plus some c*ocks, bums, and Guy's Bar

 

Link to the n*de dudes

I am certainly going to visit a bar full of  guys, even if it's spelled wrong.

Or is Guy the owner, so it's Guy's bar?

I'm going either weay, but I'm not sure if Miles Heizer wants to come along.

You probably remember Miles from Parenthood (2010-2015), the sitcom with Craig T. Nelson and his four children and eight grandchildren.  It was like Modern Family without the diversity.  Miles played grandson Drew Holt: shy, sensitive, artistic, but still girl-crazy, with several girlfriends fighting over him.

The Greenville, Kentucky native was born in 1994, and began acting in 2005, with many guest spots before Parenthood, plus Rails & Ties (2007), about a young boy who survives a catastrophic train crash, and Rudderless (2014), about a father grieving over his dead son.

He had some gay-positive roles after Parenthood.

In Love, Simon (2018), he plays Cal, whom the closeted Simon mistakenly identifies as Blue, another closeted teen who posts about his experiences online.  Cal is not Blue, but he offers an ear if Simon wants to talk, suggesting that he may be bisexual, or at least an ally.

In 13 Reasons Why (2017-20), which spends three seasons explaining why a high school girl killed herself, Miles plays Alex Standell, who kisses his boyfriend Timothy Granaderos, after they are named prom kings, and everyone in the school applauds. 

He also gives us a n*de scene.  Wait, that's a woman you're on top of.  What gives?

According to Wikipedia, he dates Jessica in Seasons 1-3, then Winston Williams (Deaken Bluman) and Charlie St. George (Tyler Barnhart) in Season 4. 

Wait -- AZ Nude Men says that Miles is kissing Timothy Granaderos (left), but the fan wiki says Charlie St. George.  Granaderos plays Montgomery de la Cruz, a series antagonist who hooks up with guys, but isn't actually gay. 

Take your pick.  

After 13 Reasons, Miles appeared in two podcast series, Undertow: Narcosis and The Sisters.

He also starred in The Ex-Husbands (2023): a Manhattan dentist (Griffin Dunne of American Werewolf in London gets dumped by his wife, so he flies out to Tulum to crash his son's bachelor party. Whoops, that son gets dumped, too. Miles plays another brother, who is gay and therefore doesn't have to worry about marriage (um...gay marriage happens?)

It gets weird after the break

So several gay and nearly-gay roles, and an obviously augmented selfie.  Pretty straightforward, right?  Miles is gay.

Or not.

According to his wikipedia entry, Miles came out at age 18, during Parenthood.  "Who's Dating Who" pairs him with Brandon Flynn (left), who played straight antagonist Justin Foley in 13 Reasons Why, and Connor Jessup, who played Tyler Locke in the Netflix fantasy Locke & Key. 

 But Miles' social media does not include any photos of them, hardly any with guys at all.    Instead, he poses with his dogs, his girlfriend, or both.  

The girlfriend, whom he hugs, kisses, and gropes, is  "love of his life," his "reason for living," who make every day worthwhile, who turns the world on with her smile.

They've been together for 13 years, and "we still can't keep our hands off each other." 

She may be Mae Whitman, who played his sister in Parenthood, but Miles is not describing any sibling bond.  He is describing heterosexual desire.

"Wee still can't keep our hands off each other."

Mae gave birth in 2024.  Presumably Miles is the father.

WTF, dude?  Cheating on your Baby Mama with other guys?

See also:

David Naughton: The cutest guy of the Disco Era, telling us to "Be a Pepper" and showing his d*ck

Connor Jessup: The gay guy playing the semi-straight teenager on Locke and Key.

Gavin's cute/cool photos, Part 4: A boy and his bully, a boy and his stuntman, Kelton Dumont, Santa Claus, and n*de models.  And Tulum.