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I get a lot of social media recommendations from bodybuilders,fitness influencers, and various hunkoids. Most are unsuitable for a profile here, but Trey Makai hit all of my requirements:

1. According to the recommendation, he's an actor. Maybe he's played gay characters.

2. The photo showed him wearing an effeminate ring, setting off my gaydar. He's doubtless gay in real life.

3. He's a bodybuilder.

4. Makai is a Hawaiian word meaning "toward the sea." He must be Native Hawaiian.

Native Hawaiians make up about 23% of the population of Hawaii. Only about 2,000 speak Hawaiian as their first language, but many more have learned it in school or through apps. And 600,000 speak Hawaiian Pidgin, a stable creole language.

Dat moke mahu buggah get one beeg choke kine ule, bra. You like mebbe get downstair?

That muscular gay man has a very large p*nis, my friend. Would you care for a date with him?

First let's check #1: Gay characters

Trey has only three acting credits listed on the IMDB.

1. Goodburger 2 (2023), a sequel to the 1997 Good Burger, with middle aged doofuses Dexter and Ed (aka Keenan and Kel) trying to save their beloved fast-food joint. I can't tell if there's a gay subtext or not. Trey performs the song "Billionaire." That's all? That's performing, not acting.

2. The music video Little Kids Nowadays (2022): Brent Rivera (n*de photo on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends) and his boyfriend Caleb babysit his 11-year old niece, who wants to go to Starbucks so she can record her Vlog. Then she breaks up with her boyfriend and gets a new one (Tanner, who has no lines; he just sits in the booth next to the girl, grinning). Brent sings:

Like I-I just don’t get it
These kids are so grown up!

They got boyfriends and girlfriends.
The only thing I was playing with when I was 11 was toys! Not girls' hearts!

Girls' hearts, Brent? According to Google AI, you're gay. You were dating influencer Pierson Wodzynski until 2024, and now you're dating Monako. Wait -- those are both girls. You're straight, gay tease!

3. Trey's last role to date is Tanner in six episodes of Mani, Season 6, a teencom about a male nanny. It has a bizarre release schedule: Season 5 was released in 2020, Season 6 in 2013, Season 7 in 2022, and Season 8 in 2013. But when I fast-forwarded through Trey's episodes, they were dated 2022.

Tanner appears as the ex-boyfriend of Brittany, who has currently switched bodies with the male nanny Mani. She interrogates him about who he is taking to the prom, but all he says is "a friend."

On the Big Night, Brittany (newly restored to her original body) decides that she wants to rekindle their relationship: "I love you. You're my soul mate. I want to spend the rest of my life with you." Girl, you're 13 years old.

Tanner: "I love you, too, but not in that way anymore."

Brittany: "Is there someone else? That girl you're taking to the prom?"

Tanner: "It's not a girl, it's a guy."

Brittany: "Oh, ok, Not a problem. See ya."

He leaves, and never appears or is mentioned again. There are no scenes set in the prom. But at least it's a gay character. One out of three isn't bad.

I usually look for beefcake or n*de photos of the other male actors in a show. With Mani, I spent an hour on research. Some cast members had private Instagrams, some had no internet presence at all, and none had any beefcake photos, except for Nick Checket, who plays Uncle Keith in six episodes. He's married to the Most Beautiful Woman in the World but at least he shows his chest.

More after the break.

With only three acting roles, why is Trey so famous that he has 4.3 million followers on TikTok, 1 million on Facebook, 750,000 on Instagram, plus Twitch, Discord, and Soundcloud?

Apparently he's best known as a singer. I checked out one of his music videos: intensely heteronormative in every -- every -- respect. But very few gay singers come out in their lyrics, for fear of losing their audience of teenage girls.

2. Doubtless gay in real life.

Just look at him, as swishy as a twink throwing shade at Trivia Night at Mickey's. And his Instagram consists entirely of flexing and performing clips -- how queer coded can you get?

Wait == his TikTok is all about his girlfriend Chelsea: "We made it official!"; "Valentine's Day!"; "Cute couple moments!"

Dude is an effeminate heterosexual.

3. A bodybuilder.

At least we have #3...ulp...a closer look reveals that Trey is very athletic, but he lacks the size and definition to be competitive as a bodybuilder.

Please give me #4. He's got to be a Native Hawaiian, or I'm going home.

4. Native Hawaiian.

Trey was born in Salt Lake City. His family is Puerto Rican.

All that research for nothing. I can't even look for unclothed photos, since as of this writing, Trey is 17. Let's get some more Hawaiian dudes in here instead (n*de versions on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends).

I may have used this one before. I don't know all that many Hawaiian guys.