Showing posts with label corporate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label corporate. Show all posts

Jun 23, 2025

"Severance": Dystopian science fiction or realistic portrayal of corporate life? With a gay romance.

 


Severance, on Apple Plus (2022, 2025), begins with Mark (Adam Scott) sitting in his car outside the Lumen Corporation, crying.  I can relate -- during my office job, a horrible nine months at the Getty Consternation Institute, I cried a lot -- before work, after work, during lunch, while sitting at my desk.  But this job takes the humiliation and dehumanization, and takes it to a new level:

Mark has been severed, split into work and life selves.  The two selves, his innie and his outtie, have no memory of each other.  So he has no idea what goes on in that dark, sinister building.  But we do.








He takes an elevator to the sub-basement, the severance wing, endless corridors, painted white with no signs and no decor except for an occasional painting of Company Founder/Messiah Kier performing miracles or punishing sinners.

You're not supposed to wander around anyway, and trying to make a map is strictly forbidden.  Innies do not remember anything about their life outside, so from their point of view, the work day ends, they step into the elevator, and immediately step out again for the next work day.  

From the innies' point of view, they never leave.  Their lives consist entirely of endless white-walled corridors and harsh fluorescent lights. They never see or hear anything about the outside world. This is only a slight exaggeration of the real corporate world, where you aren't supposed to talk about or think about your life outside the office.

They eat Lumen-brand snacks from Lumen vending machines, paid for with Lumen tokens.

They have nothing to read except the multi-volume handbook, where the rules are written as Bible verses:

No outside reading material: "Be content in my words, and dally not in the scholastic pursuits of lesser men."

No sleeping on the job: "No workplace shall be repurposed for slumber."

Their purpose in life: "And I shall whisper to ye dutiful through the ages. In your noblest thoughts and epiphanies shall be my voice. You are my mouth, and through ye, I will whisper on when I am 10 centuries demised."


The outside world is no paradise, either.  It's always a gray, cloudy, drizzly late winter. Mark's house, provided by Lumen, is nearly empty, with only a few pieces of furniture and no decorations of any type.  He might as well be at work.


The job of the Macrodata Refinement Department is seemingly meaningless: rows of numbers slide by on a screen.  You must capture and dispose of those that produce emotions like disgust and fear. Workers have no idea what this is doing; finding errors in computer code, rating movies, murdering people?  

But they don't do a lot of searching anyway. They spend most of their time gossiping about office politics, receiving minor perks like finger-traps and waffles, going to the Wellness Center to be psychoanalyzed, or being sent to the Break Room to be broken by repeating a formal apology a thousand times. 

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Apr 22, 2025

Blake Michael: The "Dog with a Blog" brother starts a band, stalks a teacher, vanishes into corporate. With Blake and Dano d*cks

 


Link to the n*de dudes


I haven't been watching Disney Channel programs regularly since the days of Hannah Montana, so all I heard of Dog with a Blog (2012-15) was buzz about how ridiculous the premise was: three kids discover that their dog is sentient, can talk, and actually has a blog where he discusses his experiences and tries to find other dogs.  How is that more ridiculous than a pop star pretending to be a regular girl, both daughters of a famous country-western music singer, and no one suspecting for an instant?




Critics lambasted the show for its "lackluster writing' and absence of any actual blogging, but it averaged 3 million viewers in the first season, and was nominated for three Emmies.  The main players appear to be Chloe and Avery, two tween sisters from a blended family, but there was also a teenage brother, Tyler (Blake Michael).


Plus Dad Bennett (Regan Burns) and Avery's enemy/crush (L.J. Benet), who now has abs but smiling smugly as girls in bikinis surround him. 

Besides, I haven't found any n*de photos of L.J.  But there are some of Blake.

Blake got his start in modeling at age three, and had his first on-screen role at age eight, playing a restaurant patron in Chosen (2004).  Small parts in October Road, Out of Jimmy's Head, and The Mortician followed.














He had a starring role in Lemonade Mouth (2011), which I never saw because I thought the term referred to some kind of terminal cancer.  It's actually the name of a bad that five high schoolers who start a band -- I guess disgusting names are de rigeur for rock bands.  The boys are Charlie (Blake) and Wen (Adam Hicks).  Both get girlfriends, and the remaining girl gets a boyfriend, and so on, and so on.  Heteronormativity fulfilled. 

Sorry, this is the only photo I could find where the two guys are together, not bookending the three girls.


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