Dec 7, 2024

Searching for Zach Garcia through tearjerkers, awakenings, cowboys, podcasts, Alistair Patton, Tab Hunter, and a lot of d*cks

  


Link to the Zach and Tab d*ck

I'm tired of finding photos of some guy I never heard of on one of the celebrity websites, where one expects to find celebrities, and after two hours of research he turns out to be a musician who appeared "as himself" on one episode of a reality show, or a random hunk with a youtube channel.  Random hunks are off-topic.  I only  profile men who have performed in movies and tv shows. 

So when I found an adult video of Zach Garcia, doing that thing, .it wasn't enough to vaguely remember him from one of those high school soap operas like Riverdale.  I checked the IMDB for acting credits.  He has 11, so let's move forward.

In an interview in Voyager. Zach notes that he began modeling at age 12, but specified that he wouldn't model in his underwear.  No problem: soon he was appearing on billboards and in magazines.  Then his agent said that he should start acting, so he auditioned.  A lot of auditions, but only a few roles.

A 2015 episode of Grandfathered: "confirmed bachelor" John Stamos discovers that he has a son, Josh Peck, and Josh has a son, making him a grandfather.  Zach doesn't play the grandson.

"No One Knows I'm Gone," a 2015 short.  A bullied 12-year old runs away from home.  He doesn't play the bullied 12-year old.


On the day of Zach's auditon for Chicago PD, his aunt had just died of breast cancer, so he didn't want to go, but his mom talked him into it.  Guess what -- it's a tearjerker.  His character is supposed to be sad all the time.  He got the part.

Also, the spirit of his aunt was in the room, helping him out.

He stuck around for 7 episodes as the kidnapped and otherwise sad son of cop John Seda.  He returned for an episode of the spin-off Chicago Fire.

Typecast as an eternally sad figure, Zach found the roles easier to come by:

Poor Boy, 2016: Two misfit brothers and The Girl dream of California. Zach didn't play one of the brothers.

Chasing the Blues, 2017. Two rivals and the Girl try to acquire a famous jazz record. Zach didn't play one of the rivals.

Four episodes of Major Crimes, 2017, as Miguel Diaz, a undocumented juvenile accused of killing his father.

One episode of The Rookie, 2020as Hector Duran, who went to juvie for theft and drug posession, and now is enrolled in a Scared Straight program along with his brother, Christian Ochoa.

One episode of Generation, 2022, about "high school students exploring modern sexuality."  It had some gay, bi, and trans characters, but I don't know who Zach's character was, as it is currently unavailable for streaming.

Bloom, 2022, not to be confused with other 2022 Bloom, about girls in a flower shop falling in love.  This one, which is unavailable anywhere, tells us that: "After going his whole life drowning in many dark thoughts, a 20 year old young male, finally breaks through with the courage of his sexuality."  Ok, F for grammatical errors, the awkward "old young," and the nonsense "break through with the courage"  Zach doesn't play the 20 year old young male.


Since 2022, Zach has been working as gaffer and grip on projects such as Desire WithinEmory Woods, and When a Flame Dies Out, so that must be his new career.  

Zach's Instagram has a few interesting photos, like this one with his boyfriend.








On to the video of Zach doing that thing. 

Wait -- I didn't notice before, but the video guy doesn't look like Zach at all!  

So who the heck is he?

More after the break. Caution: Explicit






Turns out that the video Zach Garcia is a  Texas cowboy who started a youtube channel called The Adventures of Zach and B, the B being his bulldog.  He's got 300,000 subscribers.










Later he used it to discuss coming out. He met Alistair Patton in 2016, and they got married in 2017.

Nothing on the IMDB.  It happened again!  Darn internet personalities.

Oh well, at least both of the Zachs are gay.  Probably.




Alistair is not an actor either.  He's Texas army guy, a "man on a mission to enjoy and share creative goodness on all mediums."  He hosts the Coffee and Tequila Show podcast, where he reviews books.

Here he reviews a biography of Tab Hunter (1931-2018), the "boy next door" star of Damn Yankies, Ride the Wild Surf, The Tab Hunter Show, and Polyester, who was outed by innuendo in Confidential magazine in 1955, but didn't officially come out until 2005. 

A podcast host with a literary bent?  Close enough: I'm switching this profile to be about Alistair.

Besides, he has a d*ck pic, too.







Bonus:
Tab Hunter serves wieners to his "roommate" Roddy McDowall






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