Who wouldn't want to read a novel called The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle? (Only 7 in the British edition; in America we rate a half more).
Especially when reviews call it Agatha Christie combined with (insert science fiction great here).
I've been binge-reading it on airplanes for the past few days. I usually read faster, but in this case I often have to read the same passage over several times, consult my list of characters, and cross-reference the various plot twists. But here's the basics:
In a bucolic Britain between the Wars, Lord and Lady Hardcastle hold a weekend party and their country estate, Blackheath. Their young-teen daughter Evelyn is supposed to be watching her younger brother. But she lets him go off by himself, and groundskeeper Charlie Carver (who is the boy's biological father) and another person lure him to the lake and murder him. (That's not at all what happened).
Lord and Lady Hardcastle can't forgive Evelyn for "causing" her brother's murder, so they ship her off to Paris (That's not at all what happened, either).
19 years later, it's still a bucolic Britain between the Wars. Blackheath has fallen into disrepair. The Hardcastles, nearly broke after years of being blackmailed for various misdeeds, invite everyone who was at the original party to return for a masquerade. To find out who the second person was? To celebrate Evelyn's forced engagement to an odious banker, which will solve their financial woes? To confront their blackmailers? (Actually Lord and Lady Hardcastle and Evelyn all have different motives).
The guests spend the day hunting, getting drunk, growling at each other, mistreating the servants, exchanging secret notes, going on clandestine meetings, tearing pages out of diaries, eavesdropping on secret plans, taking things from secret hiding places, being assaulted by mysterious assailants, and having dinner. It's like Agatha Christie on speed. At 11:00 pm sharp, during the masquerade, Evelyn is murdered. Or commits suicide. Or both. Aiden's job is to find out whodunnit.
To make things more interesting, he must sleuth while reliving the day over and over, bouncing from body to body:
First he is the doctor who has a mysterious locked trunk and a Bible full of cryptic underlining.
Then he's the butler who has been mysteriously assaulted by the estate artist, and is under heavy sedation, but sees various people coming into his room and making cryptic remarks.
Then he's the odious banker who is engaged to Evelyn, and whose servant happens to be the illegitimate son of Lord Hardcastle, and has a hidden agenda of his own.
Next a shy socialite
And the police constable who is dating the shy socialite's sister.
Eight in all.
When Aiden is in a body, he is privy to few of his host's memories, so he has no special knowledge that will help him unravel clues. But the host keeps trying to regain control. The worst of all possible possessions.
Did I mention that he's in all of these bodies at the same time? So he can consult with his selves in other hosts, who are also working to solve the mystery.
If he is murdered or falls asleep, he returns to the butler. If he goes through all eight hosts without finding out who is planning to murder Evelyn, everything resets, and he starts over. Apparently he's done this thousands of times already.
Other than the various hosts, Aiden's main ally is Anna, who is also reliving the day over and over (and who has a hidden agenda of her own).
A mysterious man in a Plague Doctor costume occasionally pops in with a cryptic remark.
A mysterious man in a Footman uniform keeps hunting down the hosts and killing them
(None of these people are what they seem).
This is all very complex, requiring a lot from the reader. Eventually one wonders why. The mystery is complicated enough as it is, with two illegitimate sons and a daughter, two dead boys, endless red herrings. and secrets that are never revealed. Why have Aiden bouncing from body to body in what feels like a giant video game?
Gay characters: The odious banker is gay. We learn this through rumor and innuendo (but this is Britain between the Wars, so one can't expect Out and Proud). Many of the male characters don't express any heterosexual interest.
Evelyn states that someone has abducted a "dear friend" name Felicity, and will harm her unless she commits suicide. She's lying, but for a good portion of the book, we believe the Evelyn has a lesbian lover. And maybe she does, just not a kidnapped one.
Gay subtexts: Aiden describes some of the male characters as "handsome." But his same-sex friendships almost always end in betrayal.
Heterosexism: Men are generally odious thugs, while women are generally good, kind, and nurturing. Aiden bonds with Evelyn, and then with Anna. A man and a woman walk off into the sunset together.
Beefcake: The odious banker is so bloated that he can barely move. Aiden mentions the physiques of some of his hosts, and the penis of one.
Bottom line: The book is not nearly gay enough.
Bottom line: The book is not nearly gay enough.
By the way, the top photo is not what it seems. It's another Stuart Turton. Here's the one who wrote the book. He's heterosexual.
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