Corey B (Bonalewicz) is a boxer, comedian, content creator, and social media influencer with 1.07 million followers on Youtube, 2.1 million on Instagram, and 8.3 on Facebook
His standup seems rather heteronormative: "It takes a woman an average of 15 minutes to have an orgasm, which means I've never made an orgasm. You guys know what I'm talking about." No, Corey, I don't.
"My wife thought I was cheating on her, because my Netflix account had a profile for Big Tidday Brenda. So we looked through all the Brendas on my instagram followers, and they all had small tiddays." I don't want to hear about tiddays, dude.
But he's most famous for Tik-Tok and Instagram videos where he prepares weird recipes with some buds:
Dorm room dinner with Benny Blanco
Oreo cake with Jared Leto
Brunch with Woody Harrelson
Holiday whiskey with Michael Bublé
Beetleljuice with Howie Mandel
Fruit by the foot penis with Tony Cavalero
Chicken skin dumplings with Chef André Rush
And a lot...a lot of stuff with his mystery boyfriend...
Friggin' Mario Lopez!
The heartthrob from Saved by the Bell (1989-93) that every kid in America was in love with. Literally every kid. Gay, straight, bi, pan, asexual, aromantic, whatever, you were writing his name among little hearts in your chemistry notebook. Of course, Corey B was no different.
The two met when Mario invited Corey to a taste test on his Access Daily program. Soon they were hanging out together, being seen together at public events, and..um. .cooking.
They both identify as heterosexual, but since when did a little thing like sexual identity stand in the way of a bromance?
Bonus Woody woody and Leto bum on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends
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